Chapter 270: Einar - The Deserter

"Come now, Right there! DAMN IT! Pop that pussy for GOD!!! FOR GOD!!!" I screamed, slapping the fine ass of some bitch. Watching her eyes roll to the back of her head as I nutted inside, I groaned. Firmly clenching her ass that drop, shivering in bliss.

"This may be the best whore house I have been to!" I exclaimed, turning to my badass bitch convalescing with her tongue out as she laid unconscious, "Fuck that shit was fire, I love my life!"

Pulling my cock out, I sighed, "Should I get another? I need to bless these bitches! In the name of God. This is what God wanted me to do!"

"Einar, this definitely not what we had in mind when we sent you to Midgard!" My angelic brother Maon muttered, looking on with disappointment, "Keep behaving like that, and you will fall."

"I answer to a higher power, my dear brother, to God. And God wants me to fuck bitches. I was lucky enough to get three wishes. One was to remain black as fuck, the second to be an angel, and the third was to well, let's just say I am living free as hell! Hail Truck-kun."

"Enough of that blasphemous attitude, Einar." Maon barked in righteous indignation, " Why did they send such a disgrace like you. This is serious; from what I hear, we are dealing with Devils of the Nines."

Scuffing, I shrugged, "Devils, demons, I don't really care. Although I don't mind fucking some demon pussy. Shit is literally to die for. At least that's what I hear. I don't mind falling on that pussy... Pun intended."

Stretching his palm over his face, Maon sighed, "Heavenly Father, please help us all. Your kindness knows no bounds for you allow this degenerate to..."

"First off, I am paying her, not to mention she had quite a nice time. So call me a degenerate is uncalled for secondly, I fucked her to bless her. Now with my blessing, her luck will turn around, and she will find the lord. How many have you blessed? I am just getting my fill; you can stick with that bull shit."

"Einen, you need to renounce such sin! Lust will be your..."

"First off, the seven sins are bullshit. Think about this, God is known to be a jealous God, is jealously not a form of envy? Is envy not a sin? Are you better than God?" I asked, getting a cold icy stare from my commander. "Fine fine, What do you want?"

"From the reports the Lord of Hell, Asmodeus only daughter is within a city of sin, known as Aze. We are to head there report what we find. She is only in the realm of World, so hiding our presences should be easy."

"To what end? Who is going to go against Asmodeus? I'm definitely not; y'all motherfuckers is crazy." I shouted, throwing on my robes. "I have been in history class; we lost. We lost big time, and I'm not about that life. They outnumber us and let's be honest, the heavens that we are supposed to govern are broken to the point that even I feel disgusted by some of their actions. I sometimes wonder who the true demons are us or those from the nines."

"Coward... "

"Sticks and Stones bitch!"

"Einen, this is a direct order from your superior." Maon bellowed, turning the entre whore house to ash. Feeling a slight tingle upon my skin, I cuffed my arms to the departed souls. "You will be branded a traitor should you fail to adhere to my order."

"Than I quit, you and your little squad go get killed. I'm good! But be sure to head there first, cuz I'm sure all of you will die. Now then, ima go find me some baddies to get my dick wet. A wise man... well, not that wise, but he said, 'booty is more important than water.' And ima live by that!"

Teleporting away before I got another lecture, I fell upon a river of water. Feeling the ice waters pierce my skin, I lifted my lips. Compared to life before, this was heaven. Why would I give up my life just for some demon variant? From what I can see, this Arsene Snow did nothing wrong, and the Heavens are just causing trouble.

"Not what you thought?" She asked, bringing a smile to my face. How long had had it been since I heard her voice? My savior was here.

Lifting my head, I stared at the little loli ashen in color. Scrunching my brow at the blood flowing from her arms, I gasped, "Truck-kun you... are you Ok?"

"Nope, big sis is after me. Damn, I need a break! Life is so hard, but I need you to help Arsene once he goes to the Isles of Yu'drul."

"Huh? Why?"

"Cuz Truck-kun wishes you do, plus you signed a contract to help me. Sitri is there, so don't interfere until Arsene is in desperate need. Things are about to get complicated. Arsene is about to throw the world into chaos. If it was only opening the bridges, I would not send you but... Ygg is going to kill him I'm when she finds out what he is about to do. You are to keep him alive."

"Got you," A voice that sent my blood into a state of chaos echoed out as gold swarmed my entire vision.

...

Snapping my eyes open, I quickly began gargling on the freshwater entering my lungs. Panicked, I looked around at the bottom of the spring. Pushing my Heavenly Qi through my body, I sighed, watching as the water faded from my lungs and body.

Flying up from the water into the air, I looked around for any semblance of Truck-kun and the Golden light that flickered by, making me lose consciousness. Gripping my beard, I frowned, "I... I will help him because you asked, but Truck-kun, if I die, you must reincarnate me once more. That was my third wish. The freedom I wished for I will have for all eternity. "

Peering off into the distance, I sighed, "Those idiots are going to get themselves killed, and I may end up the same. Sitri, that bastard can definitely kill... Wait, I can visit Ezra in Aze. She may be able to help."

CREATORS' THOUGHTS
Lord_Damocles

So this character Einaris based on is a friend of mine. I gave him two wishes and he said he wanted to remain black. Why he made it a wish instead of just telling me idk but I worked around it and just gave him another wish. Thinking it would be a good laugh in the story. The second was to be an angel, and the third was to be reincarnated indefinity with all wishes attached to him. I already made a character out of this friend, but I figured I would make another.

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