Chapter 8: cheptar..8
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I hope you're wearing a beret." This is how Toph greets me.
I'm already laughing. He cal ed! Toph cal ed!
"Not yet." I pace the short length of my room. "But I could pick one up for you, if you'd like. Get your name stitched onto it.You could wear it instead of your name tag."
"I could rock a beret." There's a grin in his voice.
"No one can rock a beret. Not even you."
St. Clair is stil lying on my bed. He props up his head to watch me. I smile and point to the picture on my laptop. Toph, I mouth.
St. Clair shakes his head.
Sideburns.
Ah, he mouths back.
"So your sister came in yesterday." Toph always refers to Bridge as my sister. We're the same height with the same slender build, and we both have
long, stick-straight hair, although hers is blond and mine is brown. And, as people who spend tons of time together are prone to do, we talk the
same.Though she uses bigger words. And her arms are sculpted from the drumming. And I have the gap between my teeth, while she had braces. In other
words, she's like me, but prettier and smarter and more talented.
"I didn't know she was a drummer," he says. "She any good?"
"The best."
"Are you saying that because she's your friend, or because she's actual y decent?"
"She's the best," I repeat. From the corner of my eye, I see St. Clair glance at the clock on my dresser.
"My drummer abandoned ship. Think she'd be interested?"
Last summer Toph started a punk band, the Penny Dreadfuls. Many member changes and arguments over lyrical content have transpired, but no actual
shows. Which is too bad. I bet Toph looks good behind a guitar.
"Actual y," I say, "I think she would. Her jerkwad percussion instructor just passed her up as section leader, and she has some rage to funnel." I give him her number. Toph repeats it back as St. Clair taps an imaginary wristwatch. It's only nine, so I'm not sure what his rush is. Even I know that's early for Paris. He clears his throat loudly.
"Hey, I'm sorry. I need to go," I say.
"Is someone there with you?"
"Uh, yeah. My friend. He's taking me out tonight."
A beat. "He?"
"He's just a friend." I turn my back to St. Clair. "He has a girlfriend." I squeeze my eyes shut. Should I have said that?
"So you're not gonna forget about us? I mean ..." He slows down. "Us here in Atlanta? Ditch us for some Frenchie and never return?"
My heart thrums. "Of course not. I'l be back at Christmas."
"Good. Okay,Annabel Lee. I should get back to work anyway. Hercules is probably pissed I'm not covering the door. Ciao."
"Actual y," I say. "It's au revoir."
"Whatever." He laughs, and we hang up.
St. Clair gets up from the bed. "Jealous boyfriend?"
"I told you. He's not my boyfriend."
"But you like him."
I blush. "Wel ... yeah."
St. Clair's expression is unreadable. Maybe annoyed. He nods toward my door. "You stil want to go out?"
"What?" I'm confused. "Yeah, of course. Lemme change first." I let him out, and five minutes later, we're headed north. I've thrown on my favorite shirt, a cute thrift-store find that hugs me in the right places, and jeans and black canvas sneakers. I know sneakers aren't very French—I should be wearing
pointy boots or scary heels—but at least they aren't white. It's true what they say about white sneakers. Only American tourists wear them, big ugly things made for mowing grass or painting houses.
It's a beautiful night.The lights of Paris are yel ow and green and orange. The warm air swirls with the chatter of people in the streets and the clink of wineglasses in the restaurants. St. Clair has brightened back up and is detailing the more gruesome aspects of the Rasputin biography he finished this
afternoon.
"So the other Russians give him this dose of cyanide in his dinner, lethal enough to kil five men, right? But it's not doing anything, so Plan B—they shoot him in the back with a revolver. Which still doesn't kil him. In fact, Rasputin has enough energy to strangle one of them, so they shoot him three more times. And he's stil struggling to get up! So they beat the bloody crap out of him, wrap him in a sheet, and throw him into an icy river. But get this—"
His eyes shimmer. It's the same look Mom gets when she's talking about turtles, or Bridge gets when she's talking about cymbals.
"During the autopsy, they discovered the actual cause of death was hypothermia. From the river! Not the poisoning or the shooting or the beating.
Mother Nature. And not only that, but his arms were found frozen upright, like he'd tried to claw his way out from underneath the ice."
"What? No—"
Some German tourists are posing in front of a storefront with peeling golden letters. We scoot around them, so as not to wreck their picture. "It gets
better," he says. "When they cremated his body, he sat up. No, he did! Probably because the bloke who prepared his body forgot to snip the tendons, so they shrank up when he burned—"
I nod my head in appreciation. "Ew, but cool. Go on."
"—which made his legs and body bend, but stil ." St. Clair smiles triumphantly. "Everyone went mad when they saw it."
"And who says history is boring?" I smile back, and everything is perfect. Almost. Because this is the moment we pass the entrance to SOAP, and now
I'm farther from the school than I've ever been before. My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.
"You know, thanks for that. The others always shut me up long before—" He notices the change in my demeanor and stops. "Are you all right?"
"I'm fine."
"Yes, and has anyone ever told you that you are a terrible liar? Horrid. The worst."
"It's just—" I hesitate, embarrassed.
"Yeeesss?"
"Paris is so . . . foreign." I struggle for the right word. "Intimidating."
"Nah." He quickly dismisses me.
"Easy for you to say." We step around a dignified gentleman stooping over to pick up after his dog, a basset hound with a droopy stomach. Granddad
warned me that the sidewalks of Paris were littered with doggie land mines, but it hasn't been the case so far. "You've been acquainted with Paris your
whole life," I continue. "You speak fluent French, you dress European ..."
"Pardon?"
"You know. Nice clothes, nice shoes."
He holds up his left foot, booted in something scuffed and clunky. "These?"
"Wel , no. But you aren't in sneakers. I total y stick out. And I don't speak French and I'm scared of the métro and I should probably be wearing heels, but I hate heels—"
"I'm glad you're not wearing heels," St. Clair interrupts. "Then you'd be tal er than me."
"I am tal er than you."
"Barely."
"Please. I've got three inches on you. And you're wearing boots."
He nudges me with his shoulder, and I crack a smile. "Relax," he says. "You're with me. I'm practical y French."
"You're English."
He grins. "I'm American."
"An American with a English accent. Isn't that, like, twice as much for the French to hate?"
St. Clair rol s his eyes. "You ought to stop listening to stereotypes and start forming your own opinions."
"I'm not stereotyping."
"Real y? Please, then, enlighten me." He points to the feet of a girl walking ahead of us. She's yakking in French on a cel phone. "What exactly are those?"
"Sneakers," I mumble.
"Interesting. And the gentlemen over there, on the other side of the pavement. Would you care to explain what the one on the left is wearing? Those
peculiar contraptions strapped to his feet?"
They're sneakers, of course. "But hey. See that guy over there?" I nod toward a man in jean shorts and a Budweiser T-shirt. "Am I that obvious?"
St. Clair squints at him. "Obviously what? Balding? Overweight? Tasteless?"
"American."
He sighs melodramatical y. "Honestly, Anna. You must get over this."
"I just don't want to offend anyone. I hear they offend easily."
"You're not offending anyone except me right now."
"What about her?" I point to a middle-aged woman in khaki shorts and a knit top with stars and stripes on it. She has a camera strapped to her belt and
is arguing with a man in a bucket hat. Her husband, I suppose.
"Completely offensive."
"I mean, am I as obvious as her?"
"Considering she's wearing the American flag, I'd venture a no on that one." He bites his thumbnail. "Listen. I think I have a solution to your problem, but you'l have to wait for it. Just promise you'l stop asking me to compare you to fifty-year-old women, and I'l take care of everything."
"How? With what? A French passport?"
He snorts. "I didn't say I'd make you French." I open my mouth to protest, but he cuts me off. "Deal?"
"Deal," I say uncomfortably. I don't care for surprises. "But it better be good."
"Oh, it's good." And St. Clair looks so smug that I'm about to cal him on it, when I realize I can't see our school anymore.
I don't believe it. He's completely distracted me.
It takes a moment for me to recognize the symptoms, but my heels are bouncing and my stomach is fluttering. I'm final y excited to be out! "So where
are we going?" I can't keep the eagerness from my voice. "The Seine? I know it's up here somewhere. Are we going to sit on the riverbank?"
"Not tell ing. Keep walking."
I let this pass.What's wrong with me? That's the second time in one minute I've let him keep me in suspense. "Oh! You have to see this first." He grabs
my arm and pul s me across the street. An angry scooter honks its puny horn, and I laugh.
"Wait, what—" And then I'm knocked breathless.
We're standing in front of an absolute beast of a cathedral. Four thick columns hold up a Gothic facade of imposing statues and rose windows and
intricate carvings. A skinny bel tower stretches all the way into the inky blackness of the night sky. "What is it?" I whisper. "Is it famous? Should I know it?"
"It's my church."
"You go here?" I'm surprised. He doesn't seem like the church-going type.
"No." He nods to a stone placard, indicating I read it.
"Saint Etienne du Mont. Hey! Saint Etienne."
He smiles. "I've always been a bit proprietary about it. Mum used to bring me here when I was young. We'd take a picnic lunch and eat it right here on
the steps. Sometimes she'd bring her sketchbook, and she'd draw the pigeons and the taxis."
"Your mother is an artist?"
"A painter. Her work is in the New York MoMA." He sounds proud, and I remember what Meredith once said—that St. Clair admires Josh because he
can draw so well . And that St. Clair's father owns two art gal eries. And that St. Clair is taking studio art this semester. I wonder aloud if he's also an artist.
He shrugs. "Not real y. I wish I were. Mum didn't pass on that particular talent, just the appreciation. Josh is much better. So is Rashmi, for that matter."
"You get along well with her, don't you? Your mom?"
"I love me mum." He says this matter-of-factly, with no trace of teenage shame.
We stand before the cathedral's double doors and look up, and up, and up. I picture my own mom, typing snapping turtle data into our home computer,
her usual evening activity. Except it's not nighttime in Atlanta. Maybe she's grocery shopping. Wading in the Chattahoochee River. Watching The Empire Strikes Back with Sean. I have no idea, and it bothers me.
At last, St. Clair breaks the silence. "Come along, then. Loads to see."
The farther we go, the more crowded Paris gets. He talks about his mom, how she makes chocolate chip pancakes for dinner and tuna noodle
casserole for breakfast. How she painted every room of her flat a different color of the rainbow. How she col ects misspel ings of her name on junk mail.
He says nothing of his father.
We pass another enormous structure, this one like the ruins of a medieval castle. "God, there's history everywhere," I say. "What is that place? Can we go in?"
"It's a museum, and sure. But not tonight. I believe it's closed," he adds.
"Oh. Yeah, of course." I try not to let my disappointment show.
St. Clair is amused. "It's only the first week of school. We have all the time in the world to visit your museum."
We. For some reason, my insides squirm. St. Clair and me. Me and St. Clair.
Soon we enter an area even more touristy than our own neighborhood, crammed with bustling restaurants and shops and hotels. Street vendors
everywhere shout in English, "Couscous! You like couscous?" and the roads are so narrow that cars can't drive on them. We walk down the middle of the
street and through the jostling crowd. It feels like a carnival. "Where are we?" I wish I didn't have to ask so many questions.
"In between the rue St. Michel and the rue St. Jacques."
I shoot him a look.
"Rue means 'street.' And we're stil in the Latin Quarter."
"Stil ? But we've been walking for—"
"Ten? Fifteen minutes?" he teases.
Hmph. Obviously Londoners or Parisians or whatever he is aren't used to the glory of car ownership. I miss mine, even if it does have trouble starting.
And no air-conditioning. And a busted speaker. I say this, and he smiles. "Wouldn't do you any good even if you did have one. It's il egal to drive here if you're under eighteen."
"You could drive us," I say.
"No, I couldn't."
"You said you had a birthday! I knew you were lying, no one—"
"That's not what I meant." St. Clair laughs. "I don't know how to drive."
"You're serious?" I can't help the evil grin that spreads across my face. "You mean there's something I know how to do that you don't?"
He grins back. "Shocking, isn't it? But I've never had a reason. The transit systems here, in San Francisco, in London—they're all perfectly sufficient."
"Perfectly sufficient."
"Shut up." He laughs again. "Hey, you know why they cal this the Latin Quarter?"
I raise an eyebrow.
"Centuries ago, the students at La Sorbonne—it was back there." He gestures with his hand. "It's one of the oldest universities in the world. Anyway, the students were taught in, and spoke to each other in, Latin. And the name stuck."
A moment of reserve. "That was it? The whole story?"
"Yes. God, you're right. That was pants."
I sidestep another aggressive couscous vendor. "Pants?"
"Rubbish. Crap. Shite."
Pants. Oh heavens, that's cute.
We turn a corner and—there it is—the River Seine. The lights of the city bob in the ripples of the water. I suck in my breath. It's gorgeous. Couples strol along the riverbank, and booksel ers have lined up dirty cardboard boxes of paperback books and old magazines for browsing. A man with a red beard
strums a guitar and sings a sad song. We listen for a minute, and St. Clair tosses a few euros into the man's guitar case.
And then, as we're turning our attention back toward the river, I see it.
Notre-Dame.
I recognize it from photographs, of course. But if St-Etienne is a cathedral, then it is nothing, NOTHING compared to Notre-Dame. The building is like a
great ship steaming downriver. Massive. Monstrous. Majestic. It's lit in a way that absurdly reminds me of Disney World, but it's so much more magical
than anything Walt could have dreamed up. Mounds of green vines spil down the wal s and into the water, completing the fairy tale.
I slowly exhale. "It's beautiful."
St. Clair is watching me.
"I've never seen anything like it." I don't know what more to say.
We have to cross a bridge to get to it. I hadn't realized it was built on an island. St. Clair tell s me we're walking to the Île de la Cité, the Island of the City, and it's the oldest district in all of Paris. The Seine twinkles below us, deep and green, and a long boat strung with lights glides underneath the bridge. I peer over the edge. "Look! That guy is so trashed. He's total y gonna fal off the bo—" I glance back and find St. Clair toddling on the road, several feet away from the edge of the bridge.
For a moment, I'm confused. Then it hits me. "What? You aren't afraid of heights?"
St. Clair keeps his eyes forward, on the il uminated figure of Notre-Dame. "I just can't fathom why anyone would stand on a ledge when there's a
respectable amount of walking space right next to it."
"Oh, it's about walking space, is it?"
"Drop it, or I'l quiz you about Rasputin. Or French verb conjugation."
I lean over the side of the bridge and pretend to wobble. St. Clair turns pale. "No! Don't!" He stretches out his arms like he wants to save me, then
clutches his stomach like he's about to vomit instead.
"Sorry!" I jump away from the ledge. "I'm sorry, I didn't realize it was so bad."
He shakes a hand, motioning for me to stop talking. The other hand stil clings to his queasy stomach.
"I'm sorry," I say again, after a moment.
"Come on." St. Clair sounds peeved, as if I was the one holding us back. He gestures to Notre-Dame. "That's not why I brought you here."
I can't fathom anything better than Notre-Dame. "We're not going inside?"
"Closed. Plenty of time to see it later, remember?" He leads me into the courtyard, and I take the opportunity to admire his backside. Cal ipygian. There is something better than Notre-Dame.
"Here," he says.
We have a perfect view of the entrance—hundreds and hundreds of tiny figures carved into three colossal archways.The statues look like stone dol s,
each one separate and individualized. "They're incredible," I whisper.
"Not there. Here." He points to my feet.
I look down, and I'm surprised to find myself standing in the middle of a smal stone circle. In the center, directly between my feet, is a coppery-bronze octagon with a star.Words are engraved in the stone around it: POINT ZÉRO DES ROUTES DE FRANCE.
"Mademoisel e Oliphant. It translates to 'Point zero of the roads of France.' In other words, it's the point from which all other distances in France are measured." St. Clair clears his throat. "It's the beginning of everything."
I look back up. He's smiling.
"Welcome to Paris, Anna. I'm glad you've come."
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