Chapter 84: Openly Kidnapping Wanda
Haku smiled slightly, gesturing to the Minks, saying "They think we caused the Earthquakes." Tenshi looked over and nodded, "Oh! I did, yes." Everyone was speechless, you can lie, right?
A female Mink said angrily "What do you want?! Why did you cause an Earthquake!?" Tenshi walked down the plank and smiled, "I just returned Zunesha to youth, not a big deal. Anyway, Wanda… Would you like a job?" Wanda was stunned and a rabbit Mink tilted her head, "A job?"
Tenshi looked Wanda up and down before nodding, "Very good figure, I like it! Alright, it's settled!" he threw out a hand of coffee, grabbing Wanda as he walked to the ship, smiling gently "I got a new Employee!"
Uta cheered, Karin grinned evilly, and Haku smiled gently.
Haku walked over to Wanda, who was in a state of confusion. He smiled gently, saying "Hello, I'm Haku. It's a pleasure to meet you, Wanda." Wanda was speechless, literally not understanding what was happening.
Tenshi passed Wanda to Haku, who happily showed her around. He turned around and waved at the Minks, saying gently "Welcome to Hibari's, everyone! Please come in for Coffee!" He paused before adding "Garchu!"
The Minks came to the ship and nuzzled people randomly, smiling "Garchu!" Tenshi flew up and avoided the Garchus coming his way. However, Haku was nuzzled by many Minks. He smiled gently, seemingly enjoying these affectionate Minks.
Tenshi chuckled as he stood on the Cafe when Carrot lunged at him, holding onto him and nuzzling on him as his armor came on in an instant. She said "Garchu!" Tenshi laughed nervously, "Garchu…" before breaking free.
He teleported inside the ship and went to take a shower quickly before coming out, letting out a breath, feeling much better. He had been good at avoiding contact, but Alber touched him, Zunesha touched him… And now Carrot nuzzled on him.
This was getting a bit ridiculous!
As Tenshi returned to the deck, he saw many Ninja putting on a spectacle of Ninjustu as Minks cheered excitedly. His lips twitched as he watched a ninja collect tips. He turned to see Tsunade nodding in satisfaction.
Tenshi sighed to himself, not even performance was low enough…
Suddenly, a huge Dog Mink walked on board, holding a katana at his waist. Tenshi also had his katana at his waist, but he wore more chic clothes. Inuarashi wore very medieval royal garb.
Tenshi glided through the air and landed in front of him, smiling, "Garchu, Inuarashi-san." Inuarashi looked at him and nodded, "Angel Tenshi. What brings you to Zou?" Tenshi smiled gently and explained "Well, I got here by chance, really… Anyway, the Earthquake was my fault. I'm sure you've noticed, the view is 15,000 feet lower than before."
Inuarashi nodded and Tenshi explained, "I made Zunesha young again." Inuarashi froze and frowned slightly, "The change in altitude won't be very good…" Tenshi nodded and said "Yes! However, I have a solution. You see, my coffee plants naturally produce a special energy that is good for all plants and Minks. This will slowly make the soil around the plants infused with this energy, propagating the enriched soil."
He cleared his throat and continued, "The plants are infused with this energy and have been bred to produce this energy through photosynthesis. The energy will diffuse in the air and soil, so it will spread around and make everything around it energized and healthier. All sorts of crops will thrive around these plants without being cannibalized by the Coffee Plants themselves."
He waved and explained further, "The longer the plant grows and multiplies, the more energy in the air and soil, the more mutation in normal crops." Inuarashi blinked at him and nodded, "I understand completely." Tenshi's lips twitched, replying slowly, "Basically… The more Coffee Plants you buy, the better everything will be…"
Inuarashi looked at him suspiciously.
Tenshi sighed and pointed at Ganfall, saying "If you don't believe me, ask him." Inuarashi looked over and Ganfall waved happily. Inuarashi walked over and joined the growing Lord group.
Current members are; Tsunade, Iceberg, Ganfall, Kureha, Fukaboshi, Cobra, and the King of the Arm Wing people Tetsubari.
Shakuyaku came around sometimes, but only for a coffee or to sell and buy information. She wasn't too interested in growing business on Sabaody. Who would be? This kind of thankless task, Shakky couldn't do it.
However, she was grateful to Tenshi, she had been raking in money as a doorway to Hibari's. After they left Hibari's they would come to drink at Shakky's bar and she would rip them off badly when they were hammered. It was her business motto.
'If you get ripped off, hate the player, not the game.'
At any rate, Shakky was making money hand over fist and even expanded the bar several times. Now it was a huge place with all sorts of seats, she even had a few waitresses.
Not to mention, she was no slouch. One time, a guy came to rob her and she beat him to near death.
Then another time, a pirate group came and she beat them all too.
Then two pirate groups came and Haku happened to be there, freezing them all.
Now they were beautiful ice sculptures decorating the Bar.
Since then, everyone was honest.
And! In classic Shakyuyaku fashion, she ripped off Tenshi's Terrasse. Putting the Ice sculptures outside, letting them know what happens when they try to let Jesus foot the bill…
It was fine, they could go and ask him for money in person!
Tenshi watched happily as he felt a sense of pride seeing all the different races interacting. He felt a sense of understanding to Bigmom's dream. It was really something to see everyone come together and be in peace.
And fortunately for his customers, they weren't in danger of suddenly being gobbled up.
Tenshi was 100% going to steal every single person from Tottoland, liberate Bigmom's collection of rare species, and burn her castle to the ground.
He willed it into existence, this was a sure thing!
Then he could kidnap whoever he wanted.
Heh…
Nobody could stop the serial kidnapper at that point!
Slowly, the time came to 6pm.
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