Chapter 7: "She’s kinda soft too…"
This story is Fanfiction, and I don't own 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗯𝗮!, if I did, Aqua would be even more useless. 𝗞𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘀𝘂𝗯𝗮! Is owned by 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗲𝗻 and 𝗡𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲 𝗔𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶.
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
The rolling plains outside of Axel were as green as ever, the swamp barely visibly behind the treeline.
Well, a little more green than usual.
"It's been a day. 𝘈 𝘥𝘢𝘺. Where the 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 did they come from?! I refuse to believe they already had kids!" I started yelling in frustration. That's not how pregnancies work you fucking toads!
"While Jenny has her mental breakdown over there, how about you show us what you can do" Kazuma lazily stated, looking over to Megumin.
"Okay!" Megumin animatedly got up and grabbed her staff, waving it in a circular motion, "𝘿𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠, 𝙄 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙘𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙚, 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙗𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙤𝙣. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝. 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚, 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣 𝙪𝙥𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙮, 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙨 𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣! 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝘿𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚!" ""Revolution!"" both me and Kazuma shouted together, "𝙄 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚: 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡! 𝙍𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙮𝙨𝙨!" She shouted, "Burst forth, 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡!"
And the meadow was engulfed in a bright orange glow.
"Holy shit!" Kazuma yelled, not ready for the sheer scale of the spell, "You got that right bud" I muttered to myself.
"Hey, Megu- 𝙈𝙚𝙜𝙪𝙢𝙞𝙣?! Are you all right?!" I practically yelled after I watched Megumin collapse.
Despite the fact she has 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 faceplanted onto the grass, she continues to speak, "Because I use the most powerful magic known to Archwizards, I often experience backlash from my overuse of mana."
"So in short, you become useless for half a day?" I asked dryly, my eye twitching.
"𝘺𝘦𝘴…" She mumbled in shame.
I just sighed, "You're lucky you're cute." I could just 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 the heatwaves from that blush. "Hey Kazu, have you seen Aqua?" He gained a pensive look, "... Not a damn clu- ("AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!") … 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥, I think I know." He glanced to his far left, and there was Aqua.
Being trailed by three Toads.
Kazuma starts going paler the more irritated I get.
𝘈𝘮 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘺?
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
"Kazuma!" I irritatedly whispered, "Next time, fucking 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵!" He looked irritated as well, "How the hell was I supposed to know?! I know about their damn mating season, but not the amount!"
I just turned and huffed. Nothing I say'll get to him. I swear people who lived in the 2010's were just built different!
"Does this mean I passed?" Megumin suddenly asks, while riding piggyback, Kazuma shoots me a look, "Do I say yes? No? The fuck do I do jenny?!" He starts whispering furiously. "Say yes dumbass! She's like a glass cannon, but better! She's our trump card. No one expects the small one to be dangerous!" I shot back, aski- no, demanding she is put into the party.
"𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘰…" I muttered, feeling her thighs on my hands. Though, after that sentence escaped my mouth, I could feel the heat.
Heh, guess she's weak to compliments.
Kazuma's eyes just twitched, and then he released a small sigh, "Fine. Welcome to the party Megumin, you'll see us at the guild tomorrow, cause we got to wash up."
"Mhm" I nodded, and I had a thought. An Idea of a downright devious design.
"Hey, Megumin?" She looks at me, lifting her head from my shoulder, "Mm?" she acknowledged it with a murmur.
"Wanna bunk at my place? Because something tells me you've been without cash for a while… Is that alright with you?"
A surge of emotions flashed across her face. Not sure which ones, but at least one of them was something saucy.
Don't think I didn't see that blush little lady!
"I-...𝘐𝘵'𝘴... 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴" She mumbled into my shoulder. "Hey, Megumin? Your face is kinda red, did the Toad saliva give you a cold?" I asked, completely aware of her sputtering.
"Wuh-N-It-No, I'm fine!" She practically yelled in embarrassment.
I just shook my head, "Well Megumin, it's gonna feel a little weird, so please try to hold in any vomit, I rather like my coat." Even if it's covered in Toad spit, because that stuff can come out.
"What do you mean weir-"
And with a mental tap, I pressed the blue icon on my HUD, and everything went white.
*𝙑𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂!*
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
"-d- *𝗨𝗥𝗣!*"
"...heh?" I muttered in confusion.
She burped. I'm sorry, but last time I checked, everyone's first-time teleport almost always involved someone vomiting.
Does the difference in magical ability change that? Or is she accustomed to teleports? Maybe she- Wait, stop! You can theorize later, attend to your party member!
I took hold of the small lady, and placed her on the ground, "You feelin' Alright? You look a little queasy…"
She gave me an unamused glare, "You're lucky I'm an Archwizard, and not some newbie either. If I couldn't handle a Teleport I wouldn't even be here. But what kinda Teleport was that? I didn't feel any Mana Signatures or signs of distortion?" She's an explosion mage, but anyone would admit the usefulness of a Teleporter.
A smirk graced my fangs, "That, my dear little Explosion mage, was my very own personal teleporter, made with nothing but technology! A miracle of phenomenon and science!" She blushed.
But she soon gained a curious look, "But how does it work? Most teleport magics need the signature of the caster's mana to function, let alone puncture a hole through the 'Blind'"
"𝙰𝚑, 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝. 𝙳𝚒𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝙹𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚢" Alias piped in, shoving herself into the conversation.
I shook my head, "It was more of a coincidence really. We put out an ad, and she was the only one to come. We gave her a test, she passed and didn't have a place to stay. And no we're here."
She raised an eyebrow, "𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝…"
I scoff, "Hey! Just because I'm pent u-! 𝘐'𝘮 changing topics now. I'm~ going to go get the guest rooms ready, You two can have your chat. See ya!" After I said my piece, I left, but not before Megumin gave me a lazy wave.
…
"And these are the guest rooms!" I gestured to the open hatch, leading into a nicely furnished hallway, with wood flooring and everything!"
I know your sister-" Oh, Alias told her? "Told me that this was your ship, but I've been wondering, what kind of ship is this?"
"Well…" I tried hiding my smug smile, but I think she saw it, and turned to point at the conveniently placed starship window, "That kind"
Her jaw 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥, "How- Where- How?!" She started shaking me by the shoulders, "All it really took was some crazy guy with a fetish for space. Then people copied him." I joked.
She wasn't impressed.
"Just pick a room, those-" I pointed to the intercom, "Will let you get to me if you need anything. Just press the red button." She nodded.
"See ya in the morn'n Megumin!" She nods, and says "G'night" and yawned before the door shuts closed.
𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒!
-<[𝘼𝙝, 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙥!]>-
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