Chapter 56: EP13 CH13 S2
The gift shop is currently closed for repair
I huff in annoyance
Mabel is lying on the floor with an empty cheese boodles bag. Stan is sitting on a chair nearby.
Mabel Pines Blows bag of Cheese Boodles into the air, bag slowly drifts down "I just ate a bag of Cheese Boodles without using my hands. Lazy Tuesday, you are delivering in a big way!"
Stan Pines "Heh. Yeah. It's nice to finally have a day where nothing interesting happens whatsoever."
Ford Pines Comes out of the vending machine door with a Cycloptopus on his wrist
Mabel and Dipper Pines Scream
Ford "Get down! Don't let it taste human flesh!"
Punches it and it drops off his hand crawls around the room
I huff and use my levitation aura to make it float to him
He seems weary though
Dipper "What is it?!"
Mabel "Can we keep it?"
Stan hitting it with a rolled up newspaper "Kill it! Kill it!"
Ford When the cycloptopus' eye turns into a screaming mouth "Gotcha!" Shocks it with his gloves and holds up its burnt body
"Huh? Neat!"i say with a small smile
He looks at me suspiciously
"What?"
Stan "Great. Now get it outta here. It smells like if death could barf."
Dipper Runs over to Ford with Journal 2 "Great uncle Ford! You need any help with that? I've read all about these creatures in your journal, and I think I know how to--"
Ford "No! I'm sorry, Dipper, but the dark weird road I travel, I'm afraid you cannot follow. Well, call me for dinner!" Closes the vending machine door behind him
Dipper "Maybe next time then? Or not? Or never."
I growl at the vending machine as dipper sounded to defected for my liking
Mabel "Aww, Dipper, don't take it so hard."
Stan Hits Dipper with newspaper "No, do take it hard. Take it hard and serious. My brother is a dangerous know-it-all, and the stuff he's messing with is even worse. Do yourself a favor and stay away from him, you hear me?"
Dipper "But, Grunkle Stan, all summer long I've wanted to know who the author of the journal was. Now the guy lives in our basement and I can't even talk to him."
Stan "Don't worry about what's in the basement. You belong up here with me, Lui and Mabel."
Mabel "Yeah! Besides, the season finale of Duck-tective is airing this Friday! That's all the mystery you'll need this week. Quack with us, Dipper! Quack, quack quack quack..."
Stan "Huha, yeah! Quack quack, quack quack..."
Dipper As Stan and Mabel say "quack," looks at light coming from behind the vending machine
Mabel "Quack quack quack, a quack quack quaaaacck. Quuaaaaa... (Pointing at Dipper) Why isn't he quacking?Cut to theme song."
Cut to Mabel writing in the living room.
I sigh as i stare down
Mabel has my plain purple card with golden engravings
It is to send to my mother she said she would add extra decoration and a greeting from dipper and her to my mother too
Mabel(writing) "Dear Mom and Dad, we've been in Gravity Falls for a few months and so much has happened! Just yesterday gravity reversed itself, almost destroying the universe and totally wrecking the whole town! "
Looks up at TV, where Lazy Susan is standing in front of a crane attempting to pick up Greasy's Diner.
Lazy Susan "Well, they say it was an earthquake, but you know what I think? I think I'm gonna have to start serving pineapple right-side up cake! Haha! Am I right? Am I right?" Greasy's Diner falls down from the crane
Cut to Mayor Befufftlefumpter on a stage in front of the town.
Mayor Befufftlefumpter "Let the rebuilding of the town begin! Wrecking ball, start wrecking things! Hahaha!" A wrecking ball destroys a radio tower, making the television losing the signal
Mabel "But the coolest part of the summer was when Grunkle Stan's twin brother came out of this portal-thingy. Now we have two grunkles for the price of one! And they are adorable together!"
(Stops writing, takes the picture of Stan and Ford holding hands she has drawn on the letter and folds them together; high voice:) "We love each other so much!" (makes kissing noises)
Dipper Runs in with a box "Guys! You'll never guess what I found at the store today!"
Mabel "Dogs! Dogs with hats!"
Dipper "No, it's my favorite fantasy-talking, level-counting, statistics and graph paper-involving game of all time: (Holds it up) Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons! You wanna play it with me?"
"Is it like dungeons and dragons?"i ask with a grin in my face
Dipper is clearly confused at what that is "maybe?"he says not wanting to destroy my excitement
I squeel at his response as i always wanted to play dungeons and dragons
Mabel "Well, I do like unicorns, and that hot elf looks promising. How do you play?"
Dipper "The rules are simple. (Opens game book) First, you roll a 38-sided die to determine the level of each player's statistical analysis poweroid. These orbs relate directly to the amount of quadrants that your team has dominion over, which is inverse to the anti-quadrants in your quadrant satchel."
I start to write it all down in my notebook with a black pen
Mabel "And then we ride unicorns?"
Dipper "Yes!"
Mabel(Gasps)
Dipper "And no."
Mabel(Frowns)
Dipper "First, we make a graph." (Holds up graph paper)
Mabel(Sighs) "This is like Homework: The Game.""
"It is not!"i growl
She puts her hands up in defense
Dipper "Come on, Mabel, I need at least two people to play and Lui is just a bonus"
Soos(Walks in)
Mabel "Oh, wow, would you look at that: two people!" (Backs out)
Dipper "Huh. Hey, Soos, up for a little game of D&D&MoreD?"
Soos "Aw, sorry, Dipper, I don't go in for that pen and paper kind of stuff. I'm more of an FCLORPer."
Dipper "A wha-?"
SoosFCLORP: (Holds up wristband with "FCLORP" written on it) "Foam and Cardboard Legitimate Outdoor Role Play. It is where a passionate brethren of craftsman, bring their dreams to magical reality."
"oOoOh~"i say in awe
(Cut to him, Toby Determined, Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland in the yard with cardboard costumes on)
"Let yon priestess go, elf-mage!"
Toby "Never, Paladin Radmaster!" (Throwing balls at Soos) "Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!"
Durland "I'm a fortress!"
Cut back to the present.
Dipper "Well, thanks anyway, Soos."
Stan(Walks in) "Say, is this that game that's mostly math and writing and isn't anything like the picture on the box?"
"Hey!"i say offended
Dipper "Yes! It is! You wanna play with me, Grunkle Stan?"
Stan "Ha! Look, kid, I prefer to do my dice rolling in Vegas. Besides, only a game designed by nerds would have "charisma" as a fantasy power. Heh. Check this out: (Reading from book:) When facing yon adversaries, shield thyself, under an elfin buttress."
Mabel "Haha, say it again!"
Stan "Buttress."
Stan and Mabel(Laugh)
Dipper "Hey! (Takes the book from Stan) Laugh all you want. You guys just aren't smart enough to understand it.".
Soos "Heheh. Sorry, dude, but it is kinda nerdy. "
"That's why its good"i say
"Well, I'm off to lay siege to a goblin fortress."Soos says
(Puts on cardboard helmet and takes cardboard sword)
"To my grandma's backYARD!"
(Runs out)
Dipper sighs, Cut to him and
me in the backyard with Gompers with the game set up. He rolls the dice
"Oh, nice! You rolled a seventeen!"
Gompers(Bleats)
Dipper "Aaannd this is sad."
"I think its cool!"i say with sparkles in My eyes
"Yeah but you think a lot of things are cool, case in point: Spiders"Dipper says
"They're cute!well when they can't kill me..."i say
Gompers(Takes the dice)
Dipper Grabs it and tries to pull it out of Gompers' mouth
"Hey, give it back! Come on, Gompers, let go!" (Pulls it out and falls backward, dropping the die under the porch on front of a hole)
"Aw, man, my 38-sided die!" (Crawls under the porch and the ground falls out from underneath us)
"Whoa, what AAAAAHHHH!!!" we almost Land on the floor of the basement;
But luckily i manage to make us float a bit off the ground so it isn't that painful
looks up to see the die next to the cycloptopus, picks it up
Ford "Dipper,Lui! Stop!"
Dipper "Great uncle Ford!"
Ford "What did I say about coming down here? My work is far too dangerous for a single living soul to spend even one second i- wait! Is that a 38-sided die from Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons?!"
Dipper "Yeah! Y-you know that game?"
Ford "With pen and paper, shield and sword..."
Dipper and Ford "Our quest shall be our sweet reward!" (Laugh)
I gaze at them in awe
"Teach me your ways!"i say in joy
Ford Snickers and pats my head
"Sure."
But then remembers what i am and becomes more awkward
Ford "This is my favorite game in the whole multiverse! I can't believe they still make it!"
Dipper "They do! And I've been looking all day for someone to play it with me!"
Ford "My boy, do you know what this means? We must stop everything I've been working on at once... and PLAY!"
Cycloptopus(Grabs Ford's face)
Ford(Pulls it off; his face is covered in welts)
" That's... going to leave a mark."
"No it's not!"i say
And start to heal him
Once done he awkwardly says "thanks"
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Ford(Moving the dice around his fingers) "Alright. You've entered the chamber. Princess Unatainabelle beckons you. But WAIT! IT'S A TRAP!"
Dipper(Gasps)
"Wait what?!"i shout surprised
Ford "An illusion cast by Probabilitor the Annoying."
Dipper "You know his weakness, right?"
All three of us "Prime-statistical anomalies over 37 but not exceeding 51!" (Roll the dice)
Dipper "Yes! Uh! In your face, you cardboard wizard!"
Ford(Holds up the picture of Probabilitor) "Hm. The old boy looks a bit different than he did back in my day."
Dipper "Mmm, yeah, they change the art every few years. Thankfully you missed the period when the creators of the game tried to make it 'cooler.' "
Cut to an old commercial. Some teens spray paint over an advertisement for Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons.
Teen "Man, this game is boring."
The wall explodes and Probabilitor, wearing colorful clothing, appears.
Probabilitor "You dare challenge Probabilitizle!?Voice over(Rapping:) I flip the cap back, and roll the dice. Don't step to the wizard cause the wizard don't..."
The words "Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons" appears, then is crossed out and replaced by "Diggity Dungeons & All That."
Voice over "Diggity Dungeons and All That! Updated for the nine double deuce! Available wherever dope games are sold!"
Probabilitizle "Peace!" (makes peace sign)
Cut back to the present
Dipper(shivers) "Must have been dark times, those 90's."
Ford "Yeesh. Sounds like a good time to be stuck between dimensions."
"It was!"i say with a grin
Dipper "Great uncle Ford, I've been meaning to ask you: where were you before you came out of that machine, and what have you been doing down here? Are you working on something behind that curtain?"
Ford "Dipper, it's best if you and the family stay away from that subject. Honestly, I'm not sure any of you could handle the real answer."
Dipper "But, but I can handle it-"
Ford "Ah-ah! But I can show you tow something I brought back with me:" (Dumps out the contents of his bag and opens a box) "An infinity-sided die."
Dipper "Woah... that's so cool. And... impossible!"
"Cool!"
Ford "These things are outlawed in 9,000 dimensions. You wanna know why? Look at those symbols. Infinite sides means infinite outcomes. If I rolled it, anything could happen. Our faces could melt into jelly. The world could turn into an egg. Or you could just roll an eight. Who knows. That's why I have to keep it in this protective cheap plastic case. Now, back to the game! You've got Probabilitor on the ropes."
Cut to the attic at night. Mabel is trying to sleep while Dipper is writing on graph paper on the floor.
I sit beside him making my own for when i manage to join again
Dipper "Hohoho man. And then, if I had a dragon here, and then a plus three fire mode-"
Mabel "Guys, are you going to go to sleep? You've been saying dork words for hours."
Dipper "Sorry, Mabel, we got to finish these dungeon. Mine is going to totally stump Great uncle Ford tomorrow, I can't wait to see the look on his face."
Mabel "You're uh, spending a lot of time with old Fordsy lately, huh?"
Dipper "You have no idea. I knew the author must be cool, but he's better than I imagined. And, he doesn't make fun of me all the time, like you and Grunkle Stan do."
"I know the guy is much better than i expected i really think Stan should hang out with him more often!"
Mabel "Give 'im time, haha! Heyooo! (Pause) Nah, you got me. (Lays down; to herself:) You got me."
Grenda, Mabel and Stan Run to the living room, but stop and gasp when they see that Dipper and Ford have laid their game all over it
Im simply laying down on my stomach swinging my legs back and forth will watching in joy
Grenda "Ah! Graph paper! (Stomping on it) Kill it! Kill it!"
"Hey!"i grab the Graph paper and fix it up and hand it to dipper
Mabel "Dipper, could you maybe move this to another room?"
Ford "No dice! We ran out of room in the basement and we're going for a world record! Now, dice! (rolls a 32) 32, yes! 7,000 points damage!"
"Ayo!"
Dipper(Laughing) "You got me!"
Stan "Oh, why, why with this? You wanna break a record, Ford? You already got it with world's nerdiest old man."
Ford "Hey, at least I'm not all keyed up to watch a kid's show."
"Hey!"
Stan "I'll have you know that Duck-tective has a big mystery element! And a lot of humor that goes over kids' heads!"
"Uh..."
I grab onto dipper nervously at this shouting match
He seems as conflicted as i but he seems to want to play soon too
Grenda "I don't get a lot of it, but I like animals in human situations."
Mabel "Grunkle Stan, it starts in a few minutes!"
Stan(Moves to take the paper off the TV)
Ford(Grabs his hand) "Move that and pay the price!"
Stan "Oh, what, fifty magical dwarf dollars?"
Ford "Don't mock our fantastical monetary system!"
Stan "I'll mock all I want, it's my TV room!"
Ford "It's my house, you... (sighs) Listen, Stanley, did it ever occur to you to if you joined us you might actually have fun?"
Stan "What? Now you listen to me! (Takes Ford's bag) As long as I live I will never..."
Dipper "Grunkle Stan, wait!"
"Stan!"
Stan "ever..."
Ford "Stanley!"
Stan "Play your smartypants nerd game!" (throws the bag to the floor, and the infinity sided dice rolls out)
Ford "No!"
Four Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons characters appear.
Probabilitor "Mortals of dimension 46'\, kneel before me and (rolls dice) snivel! I am Probabilitor! The greatest wizard in all of mathology! Give or take an error of 0.4."
Stan "Eh, is this normal?"
Dipper "Have you come to send us on the quest of a lifetime because we're the smartest players you've ever met?"
Probabilitor "You are the smartest players I've ever met! That's why I'm going to eat your brains to gain your intelligence. It's what I do."
Ogre "It's his thing."
Dipper "What?!"
Probabilitor "Seize them!"
Ford(Takes out a gun)" Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!"
Probabilitor "Math ray!" (Shoots a hole through the wall) "I'm not here to play games!"
(Grabs Ford and Dipper and flies out, followed by the other characters)
"Now to the forest, for the ultimate game!"
Grenda "So, the room's free now. Who wants to watch Duck-tective?" (Squeaks Duck-tective toy) "Nobody? More couch for Grenda!"
"This!-"i take a deep breath as my eyes flash a neon pink for a few seconds which ain't a good thing
I grab my plasma cannon and my favorite axe
Mabel "Oh no! That crazy wizard is going to eat our brothers' brains! We have to stop 'em!"
Stan "Eh, maybe let 'em get a couple bites in Ford's brain first. Even things out smartness-wise."
Mabel "Grunkle Stan!"
Stan "Alright, alright. I guess if we have no other choice, we'll go on a... (Sighs) epic wizard quest."
Mabel and Grenda "YAAAAYY!!"
Stan "Everyone grab a weapon."
Stan finds a bat in the couch cushion, Mabel takes a rake, and Grenda lifts up a chair.
Grenda "Heh. Nice!"
Mabel "We're coming for you, Dipper! And Great uncle Ford! And possibly that hot elf, if he's got anything to do with this."
They run off into the forest.
I follow calmly as i notice my magic is lightly repressed
I'm only going to be capable of making forcefields
me, Grenda, Mabel, and Stan walking through the forest.
Stan(Slaps his back) "We must be getting close. These fairy bites are getting more frequent."
Fairy(Crushed against Stan's suit) "Hey, look, listen"
.Ogre(Stomps in front of them) "Halt! Yon interlopers are trespassing on the ancient forest of Probabilitor the wizard! If ye wish to pass, first, ye must complete seven unworldly quest, each, more difficult than the--"
Grenda"NOW!" (Hits him on the head with the chair and he collapses)Mabel(Pokes his foot with the rake) "Is he... dead?"
Stan"He's magic, sweetie. I'm sure he's fine." (To Grenda:) "There's no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves." (Exchanges winks with her)
I chuckle and shoot a plasma blast at the enemy's at the distance and they get launched far
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Probabilitor "-And now, a little math problem: when I subtract your brain from your skulls (Hits Ford and Dipper with his staff), add salt, and divide your family, what's the remainder?
Mabel(From behind the bushes) "YOUR BUTT!!"
Probabilitor "What? My butt isn't part of this particular equation."
Grenda, Mabel and Stan(Jump out of the bushes)
I simply walk out
Probabilitor "Drat! How did you make it past my one guard? Very well. There's only one way your family can save you. YOU must defeat ME in Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons: REAL LIFE EDITION! (Creates a gameboard) Hahaha-hahaha!"
Stan "What? Oh, come on!"
Probabilitor "I choose my characters...(three ogres appear in the game) vs... (Dipper and Ford appear as elf characters in his hand and i for some reason get teleported their too but i seem to be a archangel of sorts my wings are out but i can't seem to summon any other weird parts and a golden halo that isn't razor sharp like the one I'm used to is onto of me) yours..."
Ford "Ah! My ears! They're so pointy!"
Dipper "There better be something protective under this tunic. (Turns around and opens tunic) Oh, no, there isn't!"
Stan "Seriously, can't we just, like, arm wrestle or something?"
Probabilitor "Come on, this game is a lot of fun. I had my mom pack me a lunch. (Takes some apple slices out of a paper bag) Ew, apple slices? I'll eat you last."
Stan "Uh, just make with the rules, ugly." (Chews gum)
Probabilitor "The game is a battle royale. We help our characters by casting spells determined by rolls of the dice. If you win, I'll go back to my own dimension."
Mabel(Claps)
Probabilitor "But if I win, I eat their brains."
Dipper "Hey, I'm not sure this is such a good--"
Stan "DEAL!"
Dipper "Oh boy."
"Stan is a great gambler for a reason"
Probabilitor "Let the game... BEGIN! (Rolls a 13) Attack!" (The ogres try to hammer Lui, Dipper and Ford with their clubs)
Dipper(Running away) "Ah! Whoa!"
Ford "Ah!"
"Shit!"i growl as i evade it
Stan "What do we do? What are our moves?!"
Dipper "There are no moves; you make them up!"
Stan "What? Really?"
Ford "Yes! I tried to tell you: this game involves math, but also risk, and imagination!"
Stan "Risk?"
Mabel "Imagination? Grunkle Stan, make something up! It's just like lying!"
Stan "I cast, uh... shield of... shielding!" (Rolls a 14 and a shield appears in front of Dipper, me and Ford) "Ha! We're doing it!"
Probabilitor "Shield of Shielding Reversal Spell" (Rolls dice and the shield disappears)
MabelI cast: "Giggle Time Bouncy Boots!" (Rolls dice and boots with springs appear on Dipper and Ford)
Dipper and Ford(Jump over the ogres)
I simply fly over them unamused
Mabel "Hot flamey sword!" (A sword appears in Dipper's hands) "Super hot flamey sword!" (The sword gets longer)
Dipper(Jumps over an ogre and kills it with the sword)
Ford(Kills the other ogre with a sword)
I giggle and stab the last one in the eyes
Probabilitor "No! Drat you! You'll never outrun my (Rolls dice) Ogre-nado!" (An ogre-nado chases me, Dipper and Ford) 'It is what is sounds like!"
(The ogre-nado blows my, Dipper's and Ford's swords away)
Mabel "I cast: CENTAURTAUR! YAH!" (Rolls the dice and a horse with another horse body for a head appears) Stan "Mabel, I am so confused and so proud right now."
I giggle
Dipper and Ford get on the centaurtaur and it runs away from the ogre-nado.
I fly over them with excitement
Mabel "Go go go, Dipper go! You can do it!"
Stan(Simultaneously:) "Come on, you guys! Go! Go!"
The centaurtaur runs into a smaller room and disappears. The ogre-nado tries to follow but falls apart.
Mabel "Yeaahh!"
Stan"Yes!"
Probabilitor(The Impossibeast picks up Dipper and Ford) "Hahaha yes! I was saving the worst for last!"
Dipper "Oh no!"
"Fuck!"
Ford "The Impossibeast! Hey, I thought they banned this character!"
Probabilitor "Think again! I'm playing the controversial 1991-1992 edition!" (The Impossibeast slams me, Dipper and Ford against the wall)
Mabel(Shaking die) "I'll think of some weapons!"
Ford"You don't understand. This is the most powerful monster in the game! He can only be defeated by rolling a perfect 38! But the odds of that are--"
Stan(Takes the die from Mabel and shakes it) "Hey, long odds are what you want when you're a world class gambler! Alright, Stan, you can do this... Papa needs a new pair of... TWINS!" (throws the die and it lands on 38)
Probabilitor "NOOO!"
Stan "Sorry, nerd-wizard. All your smarts are no match for dumb luck."
Mabel "I cast DEATH MUFFINS!" (Muffins with dynamite sticking out of them appear in my, Dipper and Ford's hands)
Dipper and Ford(Throws the death muffins into the Impossibeast's mouth)
I throw them all on top of him
Impossibeast "Huh?" (Explodes in muffins)
Stan "Yes!"
Mabel"Yeeaah!"
Me, Dipper and Ford, holding muffins, appear next to them in our normal clothes.
Mabel(Hugs Dipper) "Hahaha!"
Hot elf(With Grenda hugging him, closes the rule book) "The game is, like, over. Excelci-whatever."
Probabilitor(Disappearing with the game) "No! I'm returning to my own realm! I'm turning into pure math! What are the ooooodddsss??" (Disappears)
Dipper "Grunkle Stan, that was amazing! How did you know you'd win?"
Stan "Hey, a gambler never reveals his secrets."Picks up the die, which has gum stuck to the bottom and starts chewing some new gum
"Awesome!"
Mabel "Man! That was fun for ages 8 to 80! Or a million or however old you guys are!"
Stan(To Dipper:) "Y'know, I'm sorry for making fun of your game, kiddo. Sure, it might be too nerdy for me, bust it's just the right amount of nerdy for you, Lui and my brother. If you two wanna hang out sometimes, I won't get in your way."
Dipper"Actually, after all that, I could use a little mindless fun."
"Can i join!?"
"Sure kid"Stan responds messing my hair up
Grenda "Guys! We can watch the second showing of Duck-tective! It's not too late!" (Squeaks Duck-tective toy)
Cut to me, Dipper, Mabel, Grenda, Stan and Soos in the living room at night watching Duck-tective.
Duck-tective(On TV, on a hospital bed) "Wah, wah-wah. Wah, wah-wah."
(Subtitled:) "I'm going to that big pond in the sky."
Constable"I just don't understand who shot you. The only person clever enough to defeat Duck-tective is-- (Gasps) Duck-tective!"
Duck-tective's brother(Throws a bedpan at Constable's head, knocking him out)" Wa wa-wa-wa-wa... WA-WA-WA!" (Subtitled:) "Time to finish the job... TWIN BROTHER!Duck-tective"
(TERRIFIED QUACK)
Mabel "He had a twin brother all along?" (Pouring chips on Stan) "That's the big twist we've been waiting for!?"
Grenda "WHAT A RIP-OFF!"
Soos "I predicted that, like, a year ago."
Cut to the basement.
Ford(Locks the infinity-sided die away; to Dipper:)
"This'll be here if you ever need it."
Dipper "Really? Even though we got us into the whole game-playing mess?"
Ford "Eh, we all got carried away. I guess all three of us gone for awhile without a friend. Both of you, can I tell you something?"
Dipper(Nods)
I give him thumbs up
Ford "Dipper asked me earlier what I was working on. Well, (pulls curtain down to reveal the portal is gone) I dismantled the portal. An interdimensional gateway is too dangerous for the world it feeds into. That's why I was mad at Stan for using it. He saved me but, as I feared, the instability of the machine created this: (Holds up a transparent sphere with a blob in it) an interdimensional rift. I've contained it for now, but it's incredibly dangerous."
" Dipper, I don't want you to tell anyone about this. Not Stan, not even your sister. You understand?"
Dipper "Oh-uh, of course."
"Lui i do t want you to tell this to anyone you might know, i have to tell you this. I do t trust you as much as dipper but you dont deem as bad as most supernaturals so don't break the little trust that you have" Ford says
"Yes sir"
Ford "In my time I've made many powerful enemies, but I trust you with this secret. Now get yourself to bed. I have much research to do."
Dipper "Goodnight, Great uncle Ford."
Ford"Goodnight, Dipper. "
"Good night Ford"
Ford"Night Lui"
(Puts the rift away)
Weekly Power Status
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Ranking 
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