Imperial Scholar Quenching Flames of War

She was just a literary genius.
Now she had to pick up a sword and defend her homeland.

There's this cold faced general in charge of the Lushan Frontier. What happens when the sassy scholar girl joins the army?

General, what about the nine army rules?
General: "Ignore."
General, why are you riding so close to that skinny short soldier?
General: "I can do whatever I want,"
General, are you really going to go by that short soldier's plan?
General: "Run thirty laps around the training ground. Next time I hear you call her short, it's fifty planks,"

When will the ice block general realise his true feelings?
And there's also:

Lieutenant Mu, where are you sneaking off to?
Mu Nihran: "Can I say I'm going to kill someone?"