A/N:I decided to change KenKen's name to luna, forgive my horrible naming sense~
A certain cat wept quietly while being pressed down under another bigger cat. Kage, of course being pressed down by his dear Luna, wiggled frantically trying to get from under her giant head, which was almost almost than Little Ren's head. 'God must have so much damn time on their hands to constantly torture a poor kitten like this!!' He yelled through his grievances.
A certain God, or author, as you may, stretched out underneath her warm blanket and suddenly chuckled at Kage's screaming. 'I should really stop torturing the poor thing, ah~ but I really don't want to.~' 'Maybe I should do something, It's so boring that I might actually die of boredom rather than old age.' She thought as she wrapped the blankets around her and turned on an episode of Moran Highschool butler club.
Kage who was yelling at her had no idea of his wonderful god's pity for him. He struggled for some time and finally got from under Luna's head. 'F*cking hell, what do they feed her' he thought to himself <'would you like system to analyze Luna's regular diet?'> Ai suddenly chimed in while he was thinking. 'wait you can do that?' <'If host wishes system can use SP to upgrade host's newbie analysis. Would you like to use 2 SP to upgrade Newbie analysis to Basic analysis?'> 'F*ck! I had analysis? why didn't you tell me before?' <'Host did not ask'> '....' Kage looked up to the sky and mentally gave the system the bird, <'Would host like to claim Mission Rewards?'> Ai chimed again not caring about Kage's petty little actions.
hm got lazy, might update again this week or maybe next week if i don't forget~ Anyway Hope You're enjoying, may you suffer the cliffhangers, heh