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Chapter 5: Have I seen fucking Wolverine?

I was incredibly excited about the whole situation, although if I had to be dissatisfied with something. It's because the red-haired girl instead of thanking me or at least looking at me. By the time I started climbing to the roof, she was too busy puking next to the dumpster. Maybe she didn't like the open fracture of one of the bandits. Never mind... now he wants to celebrate his first share win.

And the place I found made me not only happy because I didn't have to look for something specific for too long. But the bar I found had a rather distinctive sign next to the entrance that read "Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children". And it wasn't a bar run by orphans, no, nothing like that. But a legendary middleman for mercenaries and one of the most iconic places where the chance of meeting Deadpool is really high.

When I entered, I saw a truly lively atmosphere. The styling of the bar and the entire premises perfectly matched the film counterpart. And even the bartender known as Weasel looked almost identical to T.J. Miller. The bar's customers looked at him in the first seconds, probably expecting someone else, but after seeing my perfect styling. Which apparently did not impress them, everyone, apart from the Bartender, went back to what they were doing before he entered the Bar. Apparently, the sight of a person wearing a suit of skin and a mask is not something unusual for them. Ignoring them, I walked up to the bar and took a seat.

(Weasel)-New?

(Wade)-Heh...Yes...

(Weasel)-Something to drink or just work?

Weasel must have thought I came here to work for a mercenary. It wasn't what I wanted, but if you think about it, it's not entirely a bad option. Not only will I get money, but also teddy bears that will offer me further development opportunities. After all, I only received two category F tickets for saving this woman.

Apparently, the tickets I can receive are classified in a ranking from the weakest, least valuable (F) to the most powerful and valuable (EX). Simple classification from F,E....BA...S,SS,SSS,EX, easy to understand. After I finish talking to Weasel, I'll go to the restroom and test these two tickets.

(Wade)-Both.... But first would you like to drink something?

Weasel looked towards the bar, specifically the shelves with alcohol and, pointing to specific bottles, he mentioned the names of alcohol, but I had something else in mind... Another plagiarism, but this time I really have an idea. After all, since I've already decided that I'm going to be a mercenary, why not start Legend in an interesting way.

(Weasel)-Jack Danielss...Teqila....What do you feel like doing?

(Wade)-If possible, I would like a drink with the interesting name "Scorpio".

(Weasel)-Sorry, I've never heard of him. 

(Wade)-Fortunately, I know the recipe by heart. Would it be a problem if you prepared it for me?

(Weasel)-Weird way to extort personal Drink, but why the fuck not. I always only have whiskey, vodka, nothing but boredom. Please give me the recipe, Mr. Scorpio.

I didn't think it would work, ok, now the recipe. Here we go.

(Wade)-Chili. ,60 ml tequili /gold / , 1 teaspoon of agave syrup. ,3 ice cubes. ,2-3 splashes of Angostura. ,2-3 splashes of orange angostura and a bit of Mexican beer /50 – 60 ml. In short, "Scorpio"

(Weasel)-You totally don't know how to give a recipe for a drink. But okay, I'm the bartender here. I can handle.

However, when I was halfway through Weasel's show, he was mixing various alcohols. Someone from the side shouted, "I want that Scorpio too." It was only one person, but I saw a small smile on Weasel's face. And I think I have another idea on how to gain this man's favor, since he will be responsible for my future orders in the near future.

(Weasel)-This is my new creation... Hehehe... Scorpio for Mr. Scorpio. ...It was weak.

(Wade)-A little, but the aroma of the drink itself proves that this is what I wanted.

(Weasel)-Take your time, I have another client who wants "Scorpio". Once I'm done with him, I'll have a moment to suggest you some open orders.

I nodded at him and slowly started drinking my drink. Weasel has talent, I really felt a delicate note of beer and agave. He's got talent, I haven't had such a good drink in a really long time. Now I was just looking at my surroundings and I noticed something really interesting, one person sitting at a table in the very corner of the room. I looked at him for less than a second, because he immediately noticed me and turned his gaze to me. Now I'm looking at the bar and Weasel finishing another customer's drink. But the person in the corner of the room really looked like Wolverine, that hairstyle couldn't be confused with anything else. But what is he doing here, I don't know, maybe he has a meeting with Deadpool but he just wants a drink. I'd better not observe him any further, because maybe obtaining the healing factor by stabbing and healing will be easier to accomplish than I initially thought.

An interesting situation occurred after the customer who ordered the second drink "Scorpio" asked for three refills. Other customers followed his example, which resulted in three quarters of customers ordering the said drink from him. Weasel apologized that I would have to wait longer, but it was actually nice to watch him mix the ingredients. However, after some time, I went to the toilet to check two Ragni F tickets. I didn't want to leave without ordering and implementing my plan related to Weasel's favor. So, taking the time to draw is a good thing thing.

Unfortunately, the draw was not fruitful for me, I received a cheese burger. Yes, the burger, it was really tasty, and according to the system, it increased strength by 10% for 5 minutes. It is true that after eating the said Burger, I sat in the cabin for another 10 minutes to read the description of the new skill and level it up. However, the taste of the burger was really delicious.

The F skill I received was a simple "double jump" skill. In short, it allowed me to make an additional jump while my body was at the highest point during the first jump. I didn't even need a solid surface to make the second jump.

After the maximum improvement of the mentioned skill at the moment, I received the "Multiple Jump" skill. In short, it was very similar to its basic version with the difference that it had no limit on additional jumps. With proper practice, because it is not as easy as it seems But the other skills go perfectly with this skill, so there shouldn't be any problems with it. However, this is the second skill that fits into the Superpower category. And just looking at how much my Agility stat has increased gives me unexpected joy and satisfaction.

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[Stats]

Name: Wade Stone

Age:20

Race:Human

Level:20

STR:54

DEX:43

INT:17

AGI:81

VIT:51

CHA: 5 (5/10)

Magic Power: 3

Money:None

Skill points:9999999....

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POWERS:

>[Instinctive Grip][ lvl. 10]

 >[Multiple Jump][ lvl. 10]

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SKILL:

>.Superhuman sprint[lvl. 10]

>Young Chef[lvl.1]

>Master Acrobatics[ lvl. 10]

>Superhuman Fall Resistance[ lvl. 10]

>Super Jump [ lvl. 10]

>Peak Superhuman Strength [ lvl. 10]

>Cat Research Specialist[lvl.10]

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I'm skillful. And very much so, but after returning to the Bar. I was honored by the very nice sight of not only almost all the customers drinking the "Scorpio" drink. But Weasel also added the said drink to the offer on the chalk board and with a smile he watched me slowly return to my seat.

(Weasel)-Your drink turned out to be a hit. I won't take a cent from you today. I paid a high price for this drink and they still pay. So let's get down to business?

(Wade)-Sure. So before we start. Maybe you'll start offering drinks named after top mercenaries or something similar. This will not only result in an increase in the number of orders taken, but is also a good showcase for this place.

(Weasel)-It's not stupid, not stupid...Bede had to ask Wade about his favorite drink...A lot of work...Thanks, I'll come up with a plan and post it to the client tomorrow. And these are the offers from the lowest paid to the more dangerously stupid ones. Select and complete the Mercenary form. The only thing that needs to match is your nickname and the phone number you use. The rest is optional, but I don't recommend undermining real data.

After a long time, I found the perfect job, I never thought it would be my first job. It will be offered by an infamous reporter from New York. But actually, why not, I've always wanted to meet a certain spider.


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