Chapter 75: Chapter 75
"Ah …" Jin Mucong was stunned.
Shen Lang said, "Jin Mucong, what do you mean by that expression? I'm giving you a chance to become a god, don't you want to take it? "
Jin Mucong trembled and said, "Brother-in-law, you're using me to smear Xu Qianqian's reputation, right?"
"That's right. Is there a problem?" Shen Lang said confidently.
"Uh …" Jin Mucong.
Shen Lang patted the back of his head and said, "Fatty, it's okay to be used by others, the key is to have value. If others are too lazy to use you, then you're not a fat otaku, but a useless otaku. "
"Ah …" Jin Mucong.
Even though I know you're talking nonsense, why does it sound so reasonable to me?
Shen Lang said, "You don't want this chance? Fine, you can go, I'll find someone else. I think Jin Zhong is pretty good, I'll find him to co-write. "
"Don't, don't …" Jin Mucong said, "Brother-in-law, I'm willing, I'm willing! I just feel that your opening is quite attractive, but the writing isn't very good. "
Shen Lang said, "Tai Bai, not elegant enough, right?"
"Yes." Jin Mucong said, "This isn't good for my reputation as a scholar."
Shen Lang said, "Fine, then I'll get a better writing style. I'll read and you write, let's begin."
Jin Mucong quickly straightened up, picked up the pen and prepared to write.
Shen Lang read, "The poem says, the body of the twenty-eight beauties seems to be limp, with a sword at the waist to behead a fool. Although no head is seen, it secretly makes the bones of the ruler dry up. "
As soon as this was said, Jin Mucong said excitedly, "Brother-in-law, this writing style is good, this writing style is good."
Shen Lang said, "You understand?"
Jin Mucong said, "It's because I don't understand that the writing style is good. If I can understand it, then what writing style is there to speak of?"
This was the most euphemistic Shen Lang had ever seen someone call him stupid.
"People in the world are in a rush, unable to jump out of the seven emotions and six desires, unable to break the circle of wine, sex, avarice, and anger. In the end, they will perish together, it's important! Although that's the case, among the four, sex, wine, avarice, and anger, only wealth is more important. "
Shen Lang continued to read, and Mucong kept writing these words on the paper.
This fat Otaku really made Shen Lang look at him, and said, "Shen Mucong, Shen Lang, Shen Mucong, Jin, Jin, Shen Lang, I, Shen, Yang,
Shen Lang said, "Sh-Ji, Shen, Shen, Shen Lang, Shen," How, You, Shen, You, T You, Tian, he …. You are really talented, you have the potential to become a god of writing. "
Jin Mucong Youyou said, "If you were punished to copy books ten times a day starting from the age of eight, your speed would be very fast."
Wow, what a sad past.
Jin Mucong said, "Brother-in-law, what is the name of our book?"
Shen Lang said, "The name of the book will be < The Romance of Jin Ping Mei >."
…
Following that, Jin Mucong was even crazier than Shen Lang, writing tirelessly, rushing over after class every day.
Writing more than 20,000 words a day, can you believe it? Using a brush!
Then did Shen Lang completely copy < The Romance of Jin Ping Mei >?
90% yes.
As for the remaining 10%, in order to better fit this world, the background of the plot was changed.
In addition, Ximen Qianqian's plot was added, making her weight close to Pan Jinlian's.
In the original work, Ximen Qing's daughter, Big Sister Ximen, was only twelve or thirteen years old, but in Shen Lang's book, she was nineteen years old.
Xu Qianqian was also nineteen years old, what a coincidence.
In addition, in Shen Lang's < The Romance of Jin Ping Mei >, Ximen Qianqian was a talented girl who married the son of a high-ranking official. His name was Zhang Jingji, what a coincidence.
Also, Shen Lang greatly enhanced the plot of men and women on the basis of the original work, writing it vividly and vividly, making people's minds sway and souls fly away.
Especially the part about Ximen Qianqian, he wanted to write every single one of her toes clearly.
When Jin Mucong was copying, his blood was boiling and his breathing was rapid.
"Brother-in-law, we are all men, why are you so outstanding?" Jin Mucong said, "These scenes are really well written, I can almost see the scene, how did you do it?"
Shen Lang looked up at the sky, speechless.
That's right, why was Shen Lang so outstanding, able to write such good scenes?
Because … he was a virgin!
Only a virgin would be full of fantasies, imagining all of this so beautiful, dreamy, and peachy.
As for those experienced drivers?
They would clearly know that most of the wood ears were dark, pink was a lie.
As for the strawberry-like sweetness, it was even more of a fool.
Shen Lang said, "I am such a perfect person, of course I am outstanding in every aspect, I am already used to it, only ordinary people like you would be surprised by it."
Crack!
The brush in Jin Mucong's hand broke.
Then, he expressionlessly changed to another one.
Four days later!
Shen Lang and Jin Mucong finished the first volume of < The Romance of Jin Ping Mei >, a total of 120,000 words.
As for the following matters, Jin Mucong couldn't do it, Shen Lang had to do it himself, which was to draw the illustrations.
And the illustrations were of a very high standard, you can compare them with Mr. Tang Bohu's special works.
Shen Lang also used the Western style of drawing, so the women he drew were extremely realistic, especially the curves of the waists, it was simply irresistible, as if they were going to be beaten up from the paper.
Instantly, Jin Mucong's eyes were about to crack, he trembled and said, "Brother-in-law, we are all men, why are you so outstanding?"
Shen Lang casually said, "For a man like me, those women are like moths flying into a flame, and I can't even stop them. That's why I'm so clear about a woman's body, and that's why I can draw them so realistically."
Sigh!
Actually, it was all based on short movies and imagination.
Regarding the live women's bodies, Shen Lang and Jin Mucong were the same, the experience was zero.
But of course, he wouldn't admit this shameful thing.
"Brother-in-law, why do I feel that every woman's face is a little familiar?" Jin Mucong said.
"Is it?" Shen Lang said.
Jin Mucong suddenly understood, "I know, every naked woman's face looks like Xu Qianqian."
Shen Lang said, "Coincidence, it's all a coincidence."
Very quickly, the few illustrations were completed.
Just like that, the first volume's manuscript was completed, all that was left was to be printed.
"We have to be fast, no matter the cost, we have to print the book in half a month," Shen Lang said.
Because there were only 25 days left until Xu Qianqian's engagement.
How could the engagement gift for his ex-wife be late?
After printing, it had to be popular in the surrounding counties and dozens of cities, so that Xu Qianqian would be surprised to receive this gift, right?
Shen Lang believed that many men would look at Xu Qianqian as if she wasn't wearing any clothes after reading "Endless Romance in the Golden Vase".
This was the legendary XX who had read all the books in the world, and there was no limit in their hearts.
It was as if they had seen Teacher Bodo, they would sigh and say, "Teacher, I really didn't recognize you when you were wearing clothes."
Jin Mucong said, "Go on the market in half a month? As long as you are willing to invest manpower and material resources, it won't be a problem. "
Then, he asked, "By the way, Brother-in-law, what pen name should we use?"
Shen Lang thought for a while and said, "Langling Xiaoxiao Sheng."
"Uh …" Jin Mucong said, "Good name."
Then, Jin Mucong said shyly, "Brother-in-law, are we going to print the manuscript tomorrow?"
Shen Lang narrowed his eyes and said, "What do you want to do?"
Jin Mucong said, "This book is really too good. I've been busy copying it these few days and haven't read it seriously. Can I have a look at it tonight? "
Shen Lang looked at Fatty's face for a long time until he was so ashamed that he wanted to die.
"Sure, take it, but don't dirty it," Shen Lang said.
Then, he took out the illustrations.
Jin Mucong was anxious and disappointed, but he didn't dare to say anything in the end.
"I'm doing this for your sake, to prevent you from doing anything unspeakable to these illustrations," Shen Lang said.
Fat Otaku was too ashamed to face him and quickly ran away.
…
Would this book be popular?
That was completely nonsense!
This book could capture all the men in the elegant world, the vulgar world, and the super vulgar world in one fell swoop.
It could even capture men who were illiterate.
To be serious, this book's literary and artistic achievements were extremely high. It was listed as one of the four great ancient books of China, the greatest realistic work.
Not only that, in many high-end academic circles, this book's literary achievements were second only to "Dream of the Red Chamber". It was definitely a masterpiece that had been passed down for thousands of years.
Lu Xun had evaluated this book. Among all the love letters in the world, "Golden Lotus" was the most famous. It described the world's affairs, revealing the hypocrisy of the feelings, and was extremely insightful. Any description, whether it was smooth, or tortuous, or subtle and full of mockery, or written on two sides at the same time, so that the changing feelings could be seen clearly and described at the same time. There was nothing more than this.
The founder of this dynasty even evaluated "Golden Lotus" as the ancestor of "Dream of the Red Chamber". Without "Golden Lotus", there would be no "Dream of the Red Chamber".
Therefore, this book was truly a classic that could be appreciated by both the refined and the popular.
The higher one's literary attainment, the higher one's status, the more they could feel the extraordinariness of this book.
…
At night, Shen Lang looked at these illustrations in front of the light?
It was indeed very realistic.
But … Shen Lang would never do anything to these illustrations.
This was because he had a better reference.
As mentioned before, his wife, Jin Mulan's waist was enough for him to fantasize about for a year.
And at this moment, there was a hurried knock on the door.
"Brother-in-law, Brother-in-law, run, run …" The fat otaku Jin Mucong cried out in pain as he shouted, "Is my father coming to kill me?"
Shen Lang was stunned.
Father-in-law was coming to kill him?
He hurriedly got up to open the door and immediately saw the battered Jin Mucong.
He had been beaten up so badly.
"Brother-in-law, I … I was so engrossed in reading your manuscript that my father did not notice when he came in. Then … then he beat me half to death. After flipping through a few pages of the manuscript, he left angrily, taking the manuscript with him. He even said that he would beat you to death!" Jin Mucong said.
Shen Lang said, "Damn fatty, you … could it be that you were so engrossed in reading the manuscript that you did not notice your father coming in?"
Jin Mucong was even more ashamed. He covered his face with his right hand and after a moment of shock, he quickly switched to his left hand.
"I'm leaving. Brother-in-law, you should run. My father will really beat you half to death." Jin Mucong left in a hurry.
Oh my god!
Shen Lang really could not imagine how awkward the scene would be.
Was, was this going to be a performance of "State of Yue"?
But next, how should he deal with the angry father-in-law who was about to come to kill him?
Even if Shen Lang used his toes to think, he could imagine how furious his father-in-law would be.
He was such a conservative and inflexible person. When he found out that his son-in-law and son were writing yellow poisonous grass together, he would probably have the intention to kill them.
Shen Lang could not help but rack his brains, thinking about how to deal with the awkward situation that was about to happen.
But …
Shen Lang waited for an hour.
Two hours.
Three hours!
Father-in-law did not come.
Did … did something happen that I do not know?
Unable to wait any longer, Shen Lang fell asleep!
Then!
When he suddenly opened his eyes, his father-in-law was already standing in front of him, holding the manuscript in his hand.
Two eyes, Youyou stared at Shen Lang.
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