Chapter 59: Chapter 59
"Wife, you're back? It's been hard on you these past two days. I'm so sorry for you. "
Shen Lang's face was full of sincerity.
Then, he cupped his hands and said, "Wife, have a good rest. I still have a few books to read. Goodbye …"
Then, Shen Lang quickly walked towards the study.
"Whoosh …"
A fragrant wind blew.
Mulan's hot body bounced lightly and appeared directly in front of Shen Lang.
God, with such elasticity, Shen Lang was really worried that he wouldn't be able to withstand it in the future.
Then, he looked at Mulan's two super long legs.
If she was caught, not only would her soul fly away, but she might also break.
If I start working out now, is it too late?
Mulan said softly, "Husband, walk slowly. There's still some time before dinner. I have a game that I want to play with Husband."
"Game?" Many images appeared in Shen Lang's mind.
For example, he was tied up with ropes, or candle oil, or whipped.
Then, he looked at what Mulan was wearing.
The snakeskin tight-fitting suit was really suitable.
"What game? Wife. "Shen Lang asked excitedly.
Mulan said, "It's similar to a primitive animal, a game where the body collides violently."
Shen Lang's heart was beating like a drum, and his breathing was rapid.
However, a strong desire to survive made him feel that he had to leave immediately.
Shen Lang said innocently, "Wife, it's better not. It's going to be dinner soon. It's not suitable for such intense exercise."
Then, he lowered his head and was about to leave.
In the next second.
He couldn't walk anymore, and his nose was about to bleed.
Because, Mulan's hot body made a movement in front of him.
Leaning back on the arch bridge.
Her devilish figure, still wearing a tight-fitting suit, made such a movement.
For any normal man, a glance would make his heart explode.
To be honest, this scene alone was enough for Shen Lang to do it for a year.
Even if it was a fire pit, he would jump into it.
Shen Lang shouted in his heart, "Hurry up, hurry up, or else I won't even know how I died."
However, he said, "Since my wife has invited me with such hospitality, it would be impolite for your husband to refuse."
…
Three minutes later.
"Ah … ah …"
"Oh … Oh …"
"Wife, be gentler, gentler. This is my first time."
"It's going to break, it's really going to break …"
At this moment, Shen Lang really knew what hell was.
He had never done a split before. His legs were forced to a 180-degree angle and his balls were stuck to the ground.
That kind of pain was a hundred times more painful than the first time a girl lost her virginity.
He was a person who had never done any exercise. His body was folded in half while he was still alive, and his head had to poke out from between his legs.
At this moment, he was in so much pain that he wished he was dead.
He wanted to escape, but there was a pair of beautiful and fragrant devil claws grabbing onto his shoulders. He couldn't escape at all.
He really regretted it.
I regret it so much. If I hadn't married into the Count House, I wouldn't have suffered today.
If I hadn't transmigrated, I wouldn't have married into the Count House.
If I hadn't gone to Africa, I wouldn't have been blown up by a bomb.
If I hadn't gone to the laboratory that night, I wouldn't have been disfigured by sulfuric acid, and I wouldn't have gone to Africa.
If the fatty from my dormitory hadn't borrowed the Tokyo Hot that I had just bought, I wouldn't have gone to the laboratory.
Damn fatty, this is all your fault. Why did you borrow my Tokyo Hot?
No wonder when I saw Jin Mucong, I felt like I saw my enemy.
"Ma … Wife, didn't you say that we're going to play a collision game between primitive animals?" Shen Lang said with a trembling voice.
Mulan said, "That's right. This game is called Six Animals Frolics. It imitates primitive animals. Husband, your body is too weak. You need to exercise more. It just so happens that I'm free, so I'll help Husband exercise. "
"Thank … thank you so much, wife." Shen Lang was sweating profusely.
Mulan said, "You and I are husband and wife. There's no need to be so polite. Husband, let's do it ten more times …"
Ten times?
Shen Lang wailed in his heart.
Wife, you're really cruel and merciless. Can you bear to see a handsome man like me being trampled on?
"Wife, I'm wrong. I'm really wrong …"
Mulan said seriously, "Husband, what did you do wrong? You didn't do anything wrong. I was just helping you exercise."
Shen Lang said, "No matter what happened, it's all my fault. Wife is always right, just, and great. If there's any ambiguity, please refer to the previous point. "
Mulan said, "You really know that you're wrong?"
Shen Lang said, "I'm wrong. I'm a complete mess of mistakes."
Of course, he really didn't know where he was wrong. But this wasn't important. He just had to admit that he was wrong.
Mulan's face flushed red. "Then tell me, how did you know this secret?"
"Know what?" Shen Lang said, "What secret?"
Then, his mind was spinning quickly.
In just one second, he knew why his wife was angry.
It was because of what he said to Bing 'er. An inch of time is an inch of gold.
But, you've already betrothed Bing 'er to me. How could such a big thing happen just because I teased her?
No, there's a hidden story. There's a secret.
Wife, why are you reacting so strongly?
How did you know this secret when you thought about what Mulan said?
What secret?
Shen Lang understood instantly.
No way?
Is the Heavens so kind to me?
My wife is pregnant with an X?
He couldn't help but look at Mulan's lower abdomen. Although he couldn't see anything … he could imagine.
Then, Shen Lang felt that his nose was about to bleed.
And when Mulan saw the expression on her Husband's face, she wanted to dig a hole in the ground and hide in it.
She also understood.
This hooligan Husband didn't know this extremely private secret of hers at all. It was completely by accident when he teased Bing 'er.
Her reaction was so big that it revealed the secret.
Shen Lang said gently and seriously, "Wife, don't worry. I will definitely not discriminate against you because of this."
After saying this, he regretted it and immediately covered his mouth.
He got carried away and became arrogant!
Next, it's going to be terrible.
Sure enough, Mulan said lightly, "Husband, twenty more times."
Instantly, Shen Lang's pig like voice came from the yard.
The fat otaku Jin Mucong wanted to play with him, but he was scared away from two hundred meters away.
…
Half an hour later.
Everything was finally over.
Shen Lang felt that his entire body wasn't his. His five limbs seemed like they were going to break apart and leave his body at any time.
He was in so much pain that he didn't have the strength to scream.
"Wife, I'm hungry. Let's eat, okay?"
When eating, Shen Lang's hands and legs were shaking.
"Husband, you won't blame me, right?" Mulan said.
"Why would I?" Shen Lang said, "It's impossible for me to blame my wife at any time. No matter what problems arise, I have to find the problem within myself. My wife is like the sun in the sky, she's always shining with boundless radiance and is righteous."
Mulan affectionately put some food into Shen Lang's bowl and said softly, "Husband's body is a little weak. Eat well."
He didn't know why. Maybe it was an illusion.
Shen Lang saw that Mulan seemed to have a pair of horns on her head.
After eating, Mulan prepared a bucket of medicinal soup for Shen Lang.
Shen Lang stripped and went in. When he soaked in the soup, the sour and comfortable feeling almost made him cry out.
After soaking in the soup, Shen Lang felt that his body was much lighter and more powerful.
His hands were no longer shaking, and his legs were no longer trembling.
What was the most terrible punishment in the world?
I'm punishing you for your own good!
That was Shen Lang's situation now. After being taught a good lesson by Mulan, he couldn't even blame her in his heart.
…
At night, Shen Lang was sleeping on the bed.
Instinctively, he curled up his body.
This was a habit he had developed in his previous life. It was as if only by curling up would he feel safe, away from loneliness and sorrow.
Mulan floated in. She was worried that she would really hurt Husband.
Looking at Shen Lang curled up on the bed, his beautiful face no longer had the playfulness and joy of the day.
It couldn't be said that he was lonely or sad.
Mulan felt a slight pain in her heart.
She gently bent down and kissed Shen Lang's hair. Her action was so light that it was completely undetectable.
Then, she floated away.
Shen Lang opened his eyes and stretched his body. A smile appeared on his handsome face.
Picking up girls? Understanding the depths of a beauty's heart? Acting skills?
Who can surpass me, Shen Lang.
Hehehehe!
…
In the middle of the night, Mulan was already asleep. Xiao Bing was also asleep.
They were 100% asleep. Don't ask Shen Lang how he knew.
In short, he was still awake.
At this time, Shen Lang was wearing gloves and a mask, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.
After spending a few nights and using hundreds of kilograms of moldy rye, he finally extracted a little medicine.
Although the conditions in this world were really rough, there was no qualified ethanol or qualified amine water.
But … Shen Lang still successfully extracted a kind of lysergic acid derivative from the ergot fungus, which was lysergic acid/diethylamide.
This was the world's most powerful hallucinogen. Its power was comparable to ether and the like. It was simply on the level of killing.
It directly affected the central nervous system of the human body, creating an illusion of time and space, directly causing self-distortion and division.
Although this thing wasn't very pure and had many impurities.
But it was completely enough!
This was Shen Lang's trump card for his next move.
After Xu Wenzhao's death, City Lord Tian Heng and Liu Wuyan should be very eager to deal with me, right?
And the fatal killing move is already prepared. They want to kill me, Shen Lang, in one move.
I've already prepared it, just waiting for you to come.
Even before forcing Tian Heng to cut off his own arm, Shen Lang had already started planning and doing things.
Carefully sealing the thing, then taking off the gloves, Shen Lang's handsome face revealed a trace of an evil smile.
Tian Heng, do you think that after slapping your face, I will let you go, and then wait for you to find a chance to harm me?
Don't joke, how is that possible!
Once you become my enemy, unless you die, otherwise, this ill-fated relationship between us will not end.
Enemy, you can go to hell now!
Under the candlelight, Shen Lang's smile was really like that of a villain.
But still so incomparably handsome.
…
In a secret room in Xuanwu City.
"Xu Wenzhao is dead." Tian Heng said, "He was killed by that pretty boy."
The City Lord's confidant said, "I know."
Tian Heng said, "Our plan must be carried out immediately, any delay will lead to changes. Shen Lang that pretty boy is too vicious, too cunning."
The City Lord's confidant said, "No, the fire hasn't started yet, the time is not right."
"It doesn't matter whether the fire has started or not, we will definitely kill him in one move." Tian Heng said, "A long night is fraught with dreams, the sooner that pretty boy Shen Lang dies, the sooner we can vent our hatred, the sooner we can be at ease."
The City Lord's confidant said, "The governor's envoy is already on the way, tomorrow he will arrive in Xuanwu City, you can make your move tomorrow night!"
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