Benedito Goncalo Cruz Taylor-Pereira
"I feel like this a conspiracy," Bobby looked at me with accusing eyes as we waited outside Dr Otto's office as he prepared prenatal medication for him.
I raised my eyebrows and grinned, "What are you on about now?"
His brown eyes were filled with distrust, "How come I suddenly fall pregnant at such a convenient time when days before you wanted a baby?"
"Bobby, you said we'd try for baby number two in a few months," as if the man could baffle me more than he already had.
"But how did this happen?"
"We had sex," it seemed I had to teach him everything, "You see, when two people have intercourse there's a thing called an egg. Then there's this little swimmer, mine is olympic, that's called a sperm. The sperm and egg meet and if your deep stroke game is just perfect a baby is made. Sometimes if you're lucky you can get an orgasm but not everyone is as fortunate as us."
Today... hmm... today the spelling of tube and tupe was literally baffling my mind. Then liquorice... that finished me. I speak English every day, it's my first language but I swear- I don't know if all authors go through this but what comes out of my mouth never makes sense. I surprise everyone and myself. Anyway that's my daily struggle hope I brought a smile to your face with my brain being offline. Hahah. Love you!!!
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