Chapter 10: Another Intense Battle

Yun Xie knelt in front of the toilet and raised her hand, frowning. What was that earlier? That wasn't a dream. It really did attack her. She needs to show it to the Demon God!

While she was groping the toilet over and over, she pressed a button again and water sprayed onto her face. Her eyes immediately closed down as the water ruthlessly attacked her face and entered her nose.

"Insole—gluggrkk..!" The moment she opened her mouth to rebuke the toilet, it still continued to shoot her with water, entering her mouth and making her choke. She almost drowned!

She immediately backed away and coughed. She wheezed as she directed a glare full of killing intent to her attacker.

This little thing is indeed courageous! Even in the face of a mighty cultivator, it still dared to shoot an art towards her?!

"Insolent... You still dare attack this deity!" She angrily roared, and hurriedly performed handseals. She struck her hand down towards the mighty toilet, "Taste my wrath, you fool!"

… And nothing happened.

Toilet: "…"

Shower: "…"

Sink: "…"

Demon God: "..."

Yun Xie noticed that she cannot use any art, and thus resorted to using brute force. Her body's already reinforced a lot, so destroying this thing is a piece of cake!

Alderam stopped bouncing for a while to glance at the idiot deity struggling and shouting at a poor innocent toilet.

Alderam watched this spectacle as he finally managed to climb the bathtub with his cute little body, shaking his head inwardly. 'This stupid deity, if not stopped, might make the headline for the world's dumbest death.'

Drowned by a toilet... What kind of great feat is that?

Alderam didn't stop the stupid deity anymore as he watched her land a kick towards the toilet and destroy it. A loud boom echoed inside the bathroom as the toilet's shards scattered.

"Heh." She smugly smiled. After seeing no reactions from her nemesis, her heart is now at ease. She turned to look at the demon dog, "Ah, right. You have not answered this Deity's question yet. How did you learn about this place?"

Alderam didn't care anymore. He glanced at her for a while, "Your current body's memories were transferred to me when I bit you. It's also the reason why you are now able to understand me." He then stuck his little paw into the water to see if it's in the right temperature.

"Your sister! Why was it transferred to you and not mine?"

"They most likely did not find your brain, they don't know where to place it." Alderam emotionlessly lied as he finished probing the water's temperature. The truth was, the moment he bit her, he already casted a spell on her using his limited Qi.

Alderam jumped his round little body into the warm, and comfortable bathtub as he cleaned his body and swam along the tub. He frowned internally, pissed at his dog body. It was hard to remove the grime from his body by himself!

Yun Xie's lips twitched as she watches this little dog swim merrily, her heart filled with indignation. Would this man die if he stopped mocking her? Would he die?!

Darned uncute stupid man. Even if his body turned adorable, the personality is still rotten!

Yun Xie felt veins throb in her head. She coldly spoke, "Get out. This is this deity's territory. Bathe after this deity has finished!" Yun Xie fished Alderam out of the water and grabbed him by his neck and threw him outside the bathroom.

"Woof, woof!" She angrily closed the door despite Alderam's angry barks and struggle.

It seemed like this one is a bath since Alderam was trying to clean himself with this.

Now alone, Yun Xie removed her bloodied clothes and soaked inside the hot tub like Alderam did.

She thoroughly cleaned herself and removed all the grime and filth in her body. She comfortably sat on the hot bath, her long, silky hair floating gracefully like lotuses on top of the water's surface.

Now that the blood is removed from her face, it now reflected a peerless beauty. Her dark, moist eyes shone with unparalleled confidence and her pink lips curved in a relaxed manner. Crystal beads of water were glistening on top of her skin that is as pure as white clouds, making her seem as if she's sparkling and a nymph. Her soft and supple skin shone inside the clear tub, with her charming face tinged with a slight blush from the steam, making her look extremely seductive. Adding her alluring looks to the noble aura ingrained by her master, she looks even more otherworldly.

She sighed in comfort. It has been long since she took a bath like this as a mortal, and to be honest, she liked it a lot.

"Mhm? What's this?" She took an unfamiliar container near her and flipped it all over on her hands. She opened the lid and curiously took a sniff. She was surprised at how good it smells. It smells like a garden full of fresh flowers and fruit. It smells so natural and isn't strong to the senses. She scooped some of it and brought it into her mouth, thinking it's a delicacy of this world.

So she ate it.

And vomited.

"G-gross!" Yun Xie clawed her tongue in an attempt to get rid of that strong nasty taste. She hurriedly scooped water and washed her mouth, gargling like crazy.

"Y, your sister! Who dared attempt to poison this deity?!" Yun Xie's face contorted as she tastes that nasty flavor stuck on her tongue.

That was the worst. Yun Xie can still taste some of it lingering inside her mouth!

"Woof!" On the other side of the room, she can hear a low bark from Alderam. Hearing the weird shouts and screams from inside the bathroom, Alderam has long already been full of irritation. He barked, "Stop being an idiot! Open the damn doorf! Hurry up, it's uncomfortable! Woof!"

Yun Xie glanced at the door and continued taking her own sweet time, not giving a damn about the dog waiting for her to finish bathing outside. If only Alderam has his hands, he would've long thrown this idiot deity out! It's a shame that he's only a pure, white, cute, and adorable little dog who can't even open a door by himself.

"Haa.." Yun Xie sighed in comfort again.

This is the life.

There are no noisy and nagging sect heads surrounding her.

No cultivators aiming for her life for her treasures.

Except for the demon dog barking outside the dog, everything is peaceful.

When she finally felt satisfied with making the dog angry, she got out of the tub. She flicked her hands to dry herself but forgot that she has no spiritual energy anymore. She frowned, looking around for anything to wipe and cover herself.

Her face immediately got dark when she saw nothing that she can use. Should she... ask the demon god..?

Without opening the door, she asked. "Darned dog. Where's my robe?"

"Ha? Look around, there should be a white thing over there you can wrarf yourself with."

Yun Xie did what the Demon God instructed so she looked around, but... Everything here is white! The floor is white, the ceiling is white, the wall is white! The Demon God is playing her!

"Damned dog! Your sister is white! Your entire family is white!" Yun Xie cursed at the white dog. "Stop fooling around!"

"You stop fooling around!" Alderam's imaginary lips twitched. His little, furry body is really uncomfortable now. He felt sticky all over because he was suddenly scooped out of the water without even being able to clean himself! "Stupid deity! Just open the damn door! I'll show you!"

Yun Xie hesitated as she stared at the doorknob. She's not wearing anything right now... If she let the Demon Lord enter, then wouldn't he see her sexy bod?

As if Alderam knew what she's thinking, he angrily barked, "Damned Cultivator. I do not care about your ugly body! Just get this over woof!"

Yun Xie was still hesitating when he heard this snarky remark from the dog. Anger immediately rose from her heart and she angrily slammed the door open. "Then don't blame this deity, you dog-egg!"