Chapter 10: Metting a Black Cat
***Author Note***
So, I still have around 2,5k words to edit which I won't make today. You will get the rest of the chapter tomorrow.
***End of Author Note***
A few days later, Kisuke was lazily sitting in his little shop, drinking tea, when the room door was opened by a little girl with black hair and a bland facial expression.
"Mr. Kisuke, there is a black cat at the door."
Kisuke's eyes lit up when he heard that, and quickly got up from his seat. He swiftly moved through his house and reached the front door, where a black cat was patiently sitting on the ground, waiting for him.
"Ohh~ If it isn't Yoruichi! You are back!"
As he said that, he quickly approached the cat and picked it up, resulting in a small "Meow".
"What happened? That cat is...?"
"That's Yoruichi, one of Kisuke's closest people."
The question was asked by a young boy with orange hair that frequently did chores for Kisuke and was answered by a tall man with black hair that previously carried Sabo away.
"A cat is one of his closest people? Isn't that a little pitiful?"
At that question, the tall man simply shrugged his shoulders and went back to work.
Moments later, Kisuke sat the cat down on the ground in his living room and fetched a bottle of milk.
"What's going on, Yoruichi? Why did you come here? Is it going to rain? Oh, let me get you some milk~"
However, before Kisuke could pour any milk, a deep manly voice echoed through the room.
"Stop acting, Kisuke. You should be fully aware that they started moving."
Hearing the words that surprisingly came from the black cat, a serious expression appeared on Kisuke's face.
"I see. I guess you want to talk about that first before I pour you your milk~"
The cat answered that by simply rolling its eyes as it resumed speaking.
A few minutes later, Yoruichi finished reporting resulting in Kisuke sighing deeply as a frown appeared on his face.
"This is where things get seriously dangerous; I hope everything will work out as he has planned it."
Yoruichi simply nodded and waited for Kisuke to continue speaking. He was usually the one planning different schemes, so Yoruichi didn't bother interrupting him during his thought process.
"Anyway, besides that, I would like you to investigate someone for me."
"Oh? Investigate? It's been a while since I had to do something like that."
Kisuke nodded his head as he gathered his thoughts, and after a short moment, he resumed speaking.
"I would like you to investigate a young, seemingly human woman living in a world of the living."
"Haa? A human woman? Have you developed a crush or what?"
Kisuke chuckled in amusement when he heard Yoruichi's accusation. Honestly, he wasn't even surprised that Yoruichi came to that conclusion; after all, why else would he be interested in an average human?
"Nonono, you misunderstood, Yoruichi. As I said, she is a seemingly normal human, but she and two of her friends managed to take out a Menos Grande by themself, so I have gotten rather interested in them."
"Oh? A Menos Grande? Did they receive a special power like you expected some people to do?"
Kisuke simply shook his head before pausing as a complicated expression appeared on his face.
"One of the three, Naruto Uzumaki, has some kind of wind manipulation ability but is significantly too skilled in using it for him to only have acquired it recently."
The black cat nodded its head in understanding as it started pacing around the room with measured steps. Strictly speaking, it should be impossible for a human without modern weaponry to kill a Menos Grande, so Yoruichi couldn't help but become slightly interested in the trio as well.
"Any additional information you have for me?"
As that question left Yoruichi's mouth, a merchant-like smile appeared on Kisuke's as he took out a fan and started fanning himself.
"Oh my~ You don't think I would allow my good friend to go into their mission blind, did you?"
Instead of answering, Yoruichi simply rolled her eyes. Frankly, she felt little tension about collecting information about a simple human, no matter how special she was supposed to be. Yes, killing a Menos Grande is quite an achievement for a human, but Yoruichi could easily kill dozens of them.
"Spit it out already. What do you have?"
"Well, I have already had a little chat with them, and they claim to have been trained as Shinobi, so they are rather skilled in trickery, stealth, and hidden weapons."
Although Yoruichi found that to be a rather unconventional path to train in, in the end, it didn't matter.
"Well, guess I'll take a look. Since I have to deal with self-proclaimed Shinobi, I should probably look out for traps. Anything else?"
"Oh, just so there are no misunderstandings, I want you to focus on Yuna first. We don't have the time to go into a full-time investigation about all three of them, and my guts are telling me she holds the most secrets."
The small black cat simply nodded, and after receiving information about the trio's whereabouts, it vanished with a burst of speed far beyond what a typical cat was capable of.
Seeing Yoruichi leave, Kisuke couldn't help but frown. Somehow, this whole situation left a bad taste in his mouth. However, after thinking about how powerful and fast Yoruichi actually was, he quickly dismissed his worries. If one were to look at speed alone, Kisuke was certain no one was Yoruichi's match.
Meanwhile, Yuna had finished her daily training a while ago and was currently stepping into her bedroom with nothing but a tower wrapped around her body and another one around her long hair.
As soon as she stepped into the bedroom, her steps paused as she noticed a pair of golden cat eyes intently staring at her. Naturally, that was Yoruichi, who had decided to finish Kisuke's request immediately.
'Good, she is surprised due to an unknown cat suddenly sitting outside of her window, but I can detect no trace of wariness in her eyes.'
Meanwhile, Yuna had slightly different thoughts when she saw the black cat for the first time.
'That's not a normal cat.'
[What makes you think so?]
'The intent behind its eyes. Normal animals usually act based on their instincts, but this cat isn't here due to its instincts. It's here for a purpose.'
[Now that you mentioned it, I can feel somewhat human-like emotions from it.]
Yuna hummed in acknowledgment as she walked to the window and opened it without a moment of hesitation, allowing the cat to do what all cats like to do: Whatever they want.
So, without even a second of delay, the black cat jumped into Yuna's bedroom like it owned the place. Yoruichi couldn't help but be satisfied at how easily she managed to infiltrate her target's room.
'That was easy. I wasn't expecting her to open the window for me so easily. She must be a cat lover.'
[I feel like someone just thought something insulting.]
'Don't worry, Kurama, oddly colored foxes with ten tails will always be my favorite~'
[ODDLY COLORED!? And whose fault do you think this is!?]
'Hehe, I dyed you in my colors.'
[I feel like I have fallen for this more frequently since we got here...]
'Maybe you are falling for m...'
[Nope~]
While the duo was bantering, Yoruichi happily explored the room while completely disregarding Yuna's presence. So, Yuna did the only thing one could do when ignored by a cat. She crouched down and...
"Pspsps."
[What the hell is that supposed to do?]
'[Tamer Arts: Ancient Cat Attraction Technique: The Almighty Pspsps]'
[Right, what else could it have been?]
Meanwhile, Yoruichi froze when she heard one of the sounds she hated the most. She wasn't certain why, but whenever a human in the world of the living saw her strolling through the streets, they would crouch down and make that sound, expecting any and all cats to approach them immediately. Usually, Yoruichi wouldn't indulge anyone, but the situation actually fit her mission quite well. The best case scenario was that Yuna insisted on her staying her, which would allow her to easily search the house when the trio left for school tomorrow. Obviously, she could break in as well, but she would rather not do so.
"That is some nice pussy."
Yoruichi almost tripped when such a weird-sounding praise suddenly left Yuna's mouth. For some reason, it sounded like a sexual innuendo, but that surely wasn't the case. Who would even make a sexual innuendo in front of a cat?
'That is unless she had found out about my real form. Impossible, even skilled Shinigami have trouble seeing through my transformation!'
However, she disregarded her worries as nonsense, as Yuna was just a human. Even if she had spent all her life training how to sense Spiritual Power somehow, wouldn't that still only amount to a measly 16 years?
So, without further delay, Yoruichi allowed Yuna to pet her back, and as soon as Yuna's hand came into contact with her fur, a shiver went through her spine.
'Suddenly, I have a terrible feeling about this whole operation.'
On the other hand, Yuna couldn't help but smirk as soon as her hand touched Yoruichi's back.
'This isn't a cat. It's a woman that had used some means to transform into a cat.'
[Uh-oh, someone just activated a few dozen of trap cards.]
'Indeed~'
So, without any further delay, Yuna unleashed her petting might on the black cat, immediately causing its knees to buckle.
"Eh!?"
A surprisingly human-sounding yelp of surprise escaped the transformed woman as Yuna mercilessly started attacking her belly and head.
"H-Hey, *purr* S-St... *purr* *purr*"
Yoruichi involuntary started purring as Yuna's hands weaved through her fur with machine precision. She tried to stop her by talking to her, but every time she tried to do so, a loud purr came out, shaming her greatly.
'I'm not even a real cat; why am I purring!?'
Obviously, Yuna heard the cat's feeble attempts to stop her with a surprisingly deep voice, but Yuna continued her assault unhindered.
Suddenly, the black cat started shining, as she had lost the firm hold of her Spiritual Power needed to maintain her cat form. The cat's limps grew as the black fur simply vanished, revealing healthy dark skin hiding a set of well-defined lean muscles. Naturally, not only did her limps change, but her torso swiftly became human-like as well, revealing a pair of well-endowed breasts and a well-toned butt.
*****A LITTLE NSFW FROM HERE ON*****
Not even a second later, a naked, dark-skinned beauty was fully formed in front of Yuna's eyes. She had long black hair, which was styled into a simple ponytail, and deep golden eyes, matching her cat transformation.
Seeing a beauty suddenly appearing in front of her, what else could Yuna do but thoroughly inspect her body with her eyes? After a few seconds, she nodded in approval.
"Well, I was correct. That IS a very nice pussy."
Yoruichi, whose face was still flushed due to Yuna turning her to putty through petting, quickly regained her sense when she heard Yuna's words. After regaining her wits, Yoruichi moved instantly, pinning Yuna's torso to the ground with her body, quickly gathering Yuna's hands and holding them firmly above her head. Simultaneously, she moved her other hand and stabbed it toward Yuna's neck, only stopping when the tip of her fingernail touched Yuna's skin. Coincidently, while Yoruichi was pushing Yuna to the ground, the towel covering Yuna's body fell to the ground, resulting in two nacked beauties lying on top of each other on the floor.
"You... You saw through my transformation from the start, didn't you?"
Yuna chuckled in amusement as she wiggled her upper body to get a better feeling for the two buttocks pressing into her stomach.
"Soft yet firm, just as I like it. As for your question, yes, I knew about it the moment I met your eyes."
Yoruichi frowned when she felt Yua wiggling around and frowned even deeper when she commented on the feeling her butt was giving her. She briefly considered mentioning sexual harassment but quickly ignored that idle thought.
'Well, I'm currently the one pinning HER down, so is it not me who is doing the assault? No, wait, wasn't she the one who attacked me first? But I was in my cat form while she was petting me. However, she knew that I wasn't actually a cat. How confusing.'
While Yoruichi's thoughts were going back and forth, there was a knock on the door, and moments later, a young man with long spiky hair and blue eyes entered the room.
"Nee-san, I heard some noise. Is everything all ri... *Sigh* Didn't I tell you to at least close the door when you are having fun with someone in here."
"Hehe, oops~"
Naruto could only sigh again and again as he shook his head with a wry smile on his face.
"Seriously, I get that you like people watching, but why does it have to be your little brother?"
"Mah, what can I say? That makes it kinkier. On a side note, you do realize that this woman here is in a rather convenient position to piece my neck, right?"
Answering Yuna's question, Naruto rolled his eyes in annoyance and turned around to leave the room.
"Nee-san, how often do I have to tell you that I don't want to know your fetishes."
As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto left the room and closed the door behind him, leaving a chuckling Yuna and a dumbfounded Yoruichi behind.
After a few seconds of digesting what had just happened, Yoruichi's eyes met Yuna's, the desire to have a specific question answered deeply burning in their depth.
"Is your little brother gay?"
Yuna almost laughed out loud when she heard Yoruichi's question before shaking her head in denial.
"No, pretty sure he isn't gay. What makes you think he is?"
"I mean, it's fine that he had no reaction to his sister, but what about me? Not to tut my own horn, but I'm quite the beauty, but despite that, he only briefly scanned me with his eyes before redirecting his attention at you. Shouldn't he be more fascinated by my body!? HE DIDN'T EVEN BLUSH!!!"
Yuna found it rather amusing that Yoruichi wasn't annoyed by Naruto seeing her body but by Naruto not being captivated by it.
Well, considering Yoruichi's looks, there were probably few 16-year-olds that wouldn't gape when seeing her naked. However, cultivators tend to be rather resistant to beauty simply because even below-average-looking women would turn into so-called jade beauties after cultivating for a while.
"Well, that's just how he is. Let's just say he has a lot of experience, so he wouldn't blush from just seeing a naked woman anymore. Anyway, as much as I enjoy your naked butt resting on my stomach, how about you get up so we can get into a more normal seating arrangement?"
Only now did Yoruichi realize that she was still pinning Yuna to the ground, so she quickly let go of her, allowing her to stand up. The reason why Yuna treated Yoruichi so casually, despite pinning her down in quite a deadly stance, was that Yuna could easily get her emotions through Kurama's ability to sense them.
Additionally, the only time she felt some killing intent from Yoruichi was when she realized that her cover as a cat was blown. Since getting one cover blown usually was an almost certain death sentence, Yoruichi's instincts as a trained assassin immediately kicked in, going for the kill.
However, as soon as she realized what was going on, she suppressed her instinct and went for a pinning hold instead, immediately dispersing all hostility Yuna might have had for her.
Anyway, a few moments later, the duo was sitting opposite of each other on a couch while two steaming cups of tea stood in front of them.
"Out of curiosity, do you know what shame is?"
Yuna, who still wore no clothes, tilted her head in confusion as she took a sip of tea.
"Shame? Is that some kind of new candy? Do you know what it is?"
Yoruichi, who wasn't clothed either, scoffed in disdain when she heard Yuna's question.
"Obviously. The only reason I'm willing to sit here naked is that there are no men in the room."
Yuna nodded her head in understanding while not really understanding the correspondence between the two factors.
"Anyway, who are you, and why are you here?"
Hearing Yuna's question, Yoruichi strained her back as a serious expression appeared on her face.
"My name is Yoruichi, and I was sent here by Urahara Kisuke."
Yuna's eyes widened as she nodded her head in understanding.
"As expected of a shady merchant, he even has services like that. Very well, let's forget about the couches and get on my bed."
At first, Yoruichi was puzzled about what Yuna was suddenly talking about, but she realized what she meant a few moments later, causing her to glare at Yuna.
"I'm here to gather information, not to pleasure you."
"Well, in that case, you have to forgive me for misunderstanding since you have done quite a bit of the second and nothing of the first."
Yoruichi's glare intensified before her shoulders sagged down.
'Damn, she is actually correct. So far, I have achieved nothing and only had her play with my body. To think my first mission in such a long time would end in such an epic failure. Hell, I can't even be certain that my take down was legitimate as she was clearly enjoying herself.'
A wry smile appeared on Yoruichi's face as she prepared herself to simply leave when the door was opened heavily, revealing a young woman with blue hair and piercing blue eyes. Just like Yuna initially was, she was only dressed in a simple towel that was bound around her torso.
"I knew something was going on!"
'I'm such an idiot! My instincts were telling me to search for Yuna, but I dismissed them since Yuna was home. "There is no way she could pick up a new woman if all, she is at home." Shit, for how many years, have we been together now? How stupid am I to think that Yuna couldn't pick up women in her own home?'
Without a moment of hesitation, Hinata walked towards where Yuna was seated and, while walking, loosened the bath towel clinging to her body, causing her to be completely naked as well.
As Yoruichi eyed the newcomer, she briefly met eyes with her and couldn't help but be surprised about what depth they held.
'Is she really 16? That's not the gaze of such a young woman.'
As soon as Hinata arrived next to Yuna, she sat down on top of her lap and hugged Yuna while pressing her body against Yuna's, seemingly trying to cover her in her scent.
"Hinata, this is Yoruichi; she tried to gather information about us and was sent by Kisuke. Yoruichi, this is Hinata, my wife.
Although Yoruichi didn't care too much that the duo in front of her was already married, it still surprised her quite a bit. Anyway, as Yuna chuckled in amusement and stroked Hinata's back due to her antics, Yoruichi could hardly believe what she saw.
'Seems like everyone in this house is a weirdo. I guess a tidbit of information is better than no information at all.'
*Moan*
While Yoruichi was bewildered due to the duo's behavior, a small moan escaped Hinata's mouth, snapping Yoruichi out of her contemplations. Her gaze landed on Yuna and Hinata, who seemed to be surrounded by a pink atmosphere as Yuna's hands slowly wandered down from Hinata's shoulders to her hips and even further down.
"Oi oi oi, what the hell!? I-I'll be excusing myself."
Although Yoruichi dealt with the embarrassment of being naked in front of other women pretty easily, what was currently happening was a completely different event.
She quickly got up from the couch she was sitting on, making sure she left no stain behind. Just when she was about to leave, Yuna's mischief-filled voice echoed through the room.
"Now, now, why would you want to leave already? We don't mind you watching~"
These words shocked Yoruichi as she glanced at Yuna, whose gaze made it rather clear that she wasn't joking.
'What's with these perverts? It's worse than I thought.'
Seeing the conflict in Yoruichi's eyes, Yuna couldn't help but smirk as she quickly made her next offer.
"Or maybe... you would like to participate?"
Yoruichi's whole body froze as she looked at Yuna in disbelief. Watching was one thing, but actually participating was a completely different story. Usually, Yoruichi was very headstrong and almost impossible to fluster, but Yuna and Hinata's abnormal behavior completely threw her off.
"S-Sure Hinata would be against that."
"*Moan* Let's f*ck already."
Unfortunately, instead of a jealously-filled denial, Yoruichi's question received a lust-filled confirmation dumbfounding her.
Frankly, Hinata had enjoyed the long time she could spend with Yuna by herself. However, she had started craving the harem life as well. Spending alone time with Yuna was great, but having more people in the mix was fun as well. So, despite acting angry when she saw Yoruichi for the first time, Hinata actually didn't mind her joining too much. On the other hand, Yoruichi had no idea what she was supposed to do. If she had known that this would happen from the start, she would have probably just participated for the fun of it, but now, she was completely overwhelmed. Additionally, if it is about relationships, she actually preferred women. A cute young woman with black hair briefly passed by her mind before shaking the image off again. Well, the problem was that she suddenly had to deal with two people. For some reason, she felt like the following "fight" would very quickly dissolve into a two vs one where they would thoroughly toy with her body. A shiver went through Yoruichi's spine when she remembered how good Yuna's petting alone felt.
Another moan echoed through the room, snapping Yoruichi out of her contemplation yet again. However, she had come to a conclusion now.
"I've decided!"
Hearing Yoruichi's voice, the duo briefly paused and glanced at her.
"I'll think about itmaybenexttimebye."
And just like that, Yoruichi fled the room, causing the duo to chuckle in amusement. She had to find a quiet place to recenter herself.
"You have become quite good at manipulating people, Hinata~"
Hinata chuckled in amusement as she tightened her grip on Yuna's waist while nuzzling her head in the nape of Yuna's neck.
"Hehe, I wonder what you are talking about~"
Yuna shook her head at Hinata's best attempt at sounding innocent of all charges. Frankly, considering that Yoruichi had no trouble sitting naked in front of them, there were few reasons not to accept having some fun, but due to Hinata pressuring her with her actions, she gave Yoruichi no chance to properly figure the situation out, resulting in her fleeing the scene.
"Oh well, since you caused my second meal to run away, you'll just have to work twice as hard today, Hinata~"
Hinata paled a little when she heard Yuna's voice before chuckling in amusement.
"Oh well, guess I won't be able to go to school tomorrow."
"Hehe, that's right~"
Yuna casually lifted Hinata off her bed and laid her on her bed.
"Well, any preferences for tonight, Hinata?"
A shiver went through Hinata's spine as Yuna lifted up her chin, forcing her to lock eyes with Yuna. Hinata couldn't help but lick her lips in excitement before answering Yuna's question.
"Your wish is my desire, Yuna-sama~"
Yuna's smile widened when she heard how Hinata addressed her. It was rather obvious that she was in the mood for something rougher today.
*****NSFW END*****
Meanwhile, Yoruichi, in cat form, returned to Kisuke's shop, shocking him.
"Ora? You are already back, Yoruichi; how efficient."
"I'm not going there again."
"Eh!?"
"I'm not going there again."
Naturally, Kisuke was bewildered by Yoruichi's words. After all, they pretty much confirmed that she failed her mission.
'No way, how!? How did that Yoruichi fail to infiltrate and collect information from three humans!? What the hell happened!?'
"What happened, Yoruichi?"
A shiver went through Yoruichi's spine as she reluctantly answered Kisuke's question.
"I was toyed with and almost eaten."
"Haa!?"
Obviously, Kisuke had no clue what she meant by that, but considering Yoruichi's bad mood, he shelved that topic for a later date.
Meanwhile, Yoruichi wasn't satisfied with her own performance in the slightest.
'Damnit, what was wrong with me!? Why did I allow them to toy with me so easily? You will see, you damn brats, next time I'll take the lead and show you who the boss is!'
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