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Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

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Chapter 340: Epilogue 3 months ago

Volume 1

  1. 1
    Florida Man Gets Isekaied, Pollutes New World 1 years ago
  2. 2
    Florida Man Digs Catholes in Archaeological Sites 1 years ago
  3. 3
    Florida Man Imposing as Sage Scams Teenager 1 years ago
  4. 4
    Florida Man Defecates in Archeological Site, Covers His Stool with Ancient Mural 1 years ago
  5. 5
    Scammed Victim Benefits from Florida Man’s Fake Medicine   1 years ago
  6. 6
    Florida Man Scammed While Attempting to Scam Local Cultivator 1 years ago
  7. 7
    Florida Man Builds General Store in Forest to Sell Grass 1 years ago
  8. 8
    Florida Man Feeds Dire Wolf to His Cat 1 years ago
  9. 9
    Florida Man Experiments with Steak, Attracts Vegan Neighbors 1 years ago
  10. 10
    Florida Man Angers Vegan Neighbor by Growing Plant 1 years ago
  11. 11
    Local Cultivator Suspects Florida Man as Scammer, Gets Scammed 1 years ago
  12. 12
    Florida Man Worshiped for Being Righteous Scammer 1 years ago
  13. 13
    Florida Man Claims He Deciphers Cat Language    1 years ago
  14. 14
    Florida Man Claims Coriander Juice is a New Coffee Blend 1 years ago
  15. 15
    Uncle R. Enraged as Florida Man Cooks Fried Rice Using Raw Pine Nuts and Leaves 1 years ago
  16. 16
    Florida Man Addicted to Nutting in Forest 1 years ago
  17. 17
    Drug-Addicted Florida Man Invents New Meds 1 years ago
  18. 18
    Florida Man Cooks Chemical Weapon Using Dog’s Blood 1 years ago
  19. 19
    Chemist Intrudes Florida Man’s House, Kowtows for Forgiveness 1 years ago
  20. 20
    Florida Man Gets Rich Selling Trash 1 years ago
  21. 21
    Florida Man Baths in Wolf’s Goo, Complains He Smells like Testicles 1 years ago
  22. 22
    Florida Man Cures Stray Cat’s Blindness Using Homemade Parasites 1 years ago
  23. 23
    Philanthropist "Mr. Florida Man" Donates Meth to Neighbor 1 years ago
  24. 24
    Florida Man Scammer Starts New Franchise, Hires Scammed Victim 1 years ago
  25. 25
    Florida Man’s General Store Runs a Promotion – Price Increases by 500%! 1 years ago
  26. 26
    Florida Man's Overpriced Rotten Tea Becomes Popular Among Elders 1 years ago
  27. 27
    Local Martial Artists Mistake Florida Man as Alien Scientist 1 years ago
  28. 28
    Florida Man Invests 1,000 Years in Simulation Game 1 years ago
  29. 29
    Florida Man Turns National Artifact into Chair 1 years ago
  30. 30
    Cop Called on Florida Man for Practicing Long Throw Using Cat 1 years ago
  31. 31
    Local Criminals Scared as Florida Man Uses Cat as Weapon 1 years ago
  32. 32
    Robbers Killed by “Cat” While Attempting to Break into Florida Man’s House 1 years ago
  33. 33
    Armed Robbers Slaughtered in Florida Man’s Store. The Store Owner Pleads “Please Raid My Store Again! I Love It!” 1 years ago
  34. 34
    Dead Robber’s Father Blames Florida Man for Retaliating Against Robbers 1 years ago
  35. 35
    Florida Man Steals Valuable from Crime Scene 1 years ago
  36. 36
    Florida Man’s Used Weed Sold for Millions 1 years ago
  37. 37
    Neighbor Stops Florida Man from Turning National Treasure into Furniture 1 years ago
  38. 38
    Florida Man Discovers New Shrooms Species in His Pocket 1 years ago
  39. 39
    Florida Man's “Cat” Feeds on National Treasures 1 years ago
  40. 40
    Forklift Certified Florida Man Worshiped as Immortal 1 years ago
  41. 41
    Male Karen and Two Pets Killed by Florida Man During Pokemon Fight 1 years ago
  42. 42
    Florida Man Hijacked Plane to Sell His Homemade Meds 1 years ago
  43. 43
    Local Laborers Idolize Florida Man as Savior 1 years ago
  44. 44
    Florida Man Teaches Elderly Man Nutting Techniques 1 years ago
  45. 45
    Florida Man Discovers New Giant Potato Species, Turns Everything into French Fries 1 years ago
  46. 46
    Florida Man Hides Expensive French Fries in Impenetrable Granary, Raided by His Cat 1 years ago
  47. 47
    Florida Man Invents AI Robot, Neighbor Panics 1 years ago
  48. 48
    Arrest Warrants Issued against Florida Man for Allegedly Disintegrating Corrupted Cop to Ash 1 years ago
  49. 49
    Child Welfare Agents Concerned as Florida Man Let Infant Daughter Wander in Forest 1 years ago
  50. 50
    Florida Man Searches for Sexy Alligator to be His Wife 1 years ago
  51. 51
    Parents Shocked - Florida Man Seduces Underage Girl Using Fairy 1 years ago
  52. 52
    Florida Man Revives 6-YO Girl Using Tea and Food after Allegedly Killing Her with Radiation 1 years ago
  53. 53
    Florida Man Distributes Drugs to Underage Girls, Parent is Happy 1 years ago
  54. 54
    Florida Man Threatens to Cut Cat’s Legs for Food 1 years ago
  55. 55
    Florida Man Challenges Thunderstorm by Standing on Open Field 1 years ago
  56. 56
    Florida Man Struck by Lightning Bolts, Becomes Super Florida Man 1 years ago
  57. 57
    Naked Florida Man Challenges Lightning Storm, Waving Nation Flag and Cursing God 12 months ago
  58. 58
    Florida Man Destroys Illegally Parked Wooden Boat, Kills the Ship Owners 12 months ago
  59. 59
    Florida Man Complains as Thieves Refuse to Attack Him 12 months ago
  60. 60
    Florida Man Cultivates Mushroom for New Drugs, Accidentally Turns Visitor into Zombie 12 months ago
  61. 61
    Billionaire Florida Man Reveals Business Secret: “Free Child Labor is a Must-Have!” 12 months ago
  62. 62
    Local Shocked as Florida Man Develops Chemical Weapon as Food 11 months ago
  63. 63
    Florida Man Builds Recycling Center to Remove Trash, Spreads Cordyceps Zombie Virus 11 months ago
  64. 64
    Florida Man Jumps into Nuclear Reactor Pool While Filming New Jackass Knockoff Movie 11 months ago
  65. 65
    Meth Making is Popular among Pharmacy Company, Said Florida Man Who Successfully Converted Famous Chemist into Meth Chef 11 months ago
  66. 66
    Florida Man Trainee Warned Not to Insert Fingers into Electric Outlet, Gets Electrocuted 11 months ago
  67. 67
    Florida Man Skins His Arm to Make Evening Dress for Sale 11 months ago
  68. 68
    Officials Confused as Florida Man Draws Alligator Emoticon as His Business Signature 11 months ago
  69. 69
    Elderly Men Interested in Florida Man's Balls, Survey Said 11 months ago
  70. 70
    Senators Summons Florida Man for Hearing about His Balls 11 months ago
  71. 71
    Greta Enraged as Florida Man Cut 2,000 Trees in Front of Official Agents 11 months ago
  72. 72
    Florida Man Mistakes Emperor Envoy as Ohio Man, Offends the Officials 11 months ago
  73. 73
    Florida Man Trainee Murders Police Officer Using Pokemon 11 months ago
  74. 74
    Cops Panic as Florida Man Trainee Releases Wild Cat on Street 11 months ago
  75. 75
    Hundred Police Officers Brutally Attacking Florida Man’s Pet Faces Retribution 11 months ago
  76. 76
    Florida Man Plunders and Murders 200 Police Officers for Rare Dish 11 months ago
  77. 77
    Florida Man Scot-Free After Murdering 200 Local Cops and Establishing Crime Syndicate 11 months ago
  78. 78
    Florida Man Digs New River for Local Alligators, Neighbor Complains 11 months ago
  79. 79
    Florida Man Raids Empty Police Station While Cops Raids His House 11 months ago
  80. 80
    Kidnappers Hitting Florida Man’s House Captured and Eaten by “Cat” 11 months ago
  81. 81
    Teens Mimics Parkour Video Game and Climb Florida Man House, Get Shot and Arrested 11 months ago
  82. 82
    Philanthropist “Mr. Florida Man” Builds Apartment for Homeless People, Sued by Locals 11 months ago
  83. 83
    Florida Man Teaches Children How to Brush Teeth, Eats Toothpaste and Get Hospitalized 11 months ago
  84. 84
    20 Corpses Found Near Florida Man’s Farm, “Munch-Munch, Nom-Nom Meow” Said the Murderer 11 months ago
  85. 85
    Florida Man Goes Picnic, Forgets Hungry Alligator at Home 11 months ago
  86. 86
    Florida Man Travels Abroad for a Month and Leaves His Infant Daughter Home 11 months ago
  87. 87
    Florida Man Bitten by Amazon Crocodile While Catching Wild Chickens for Dinner 11 months ago
  88. 88
    Florida Man Practices Entomophagy While Touring Amazon Jungle, Gets Bitten by Amazonian Wasps, Tarantula, Black Caiman, and Snakes 11 months ago
  89. 89
    Florida Man Pays His Employee's Wage with Cooked Wasps 11 months ago
  90. 90
    PETA Protests as Florida Man Murders Two Amazon Caimans and Seduces Unicorn 11 months ago
  91. 91
    Florida Man Tames Unicorn by Smashing 11 months ago
  92. 92
    Florida Man French-Kisses 100 Wild Horses and Brings Them Home 11 months ago
  93. 93
    Florida Man Defeats Horse in Sprinting. Horse Racing Associations Invalid the Race as Florida Man Used Firearms 11 months ago
  94. 94
    Florida Man Proved Innocence after Karen Neighbor Accused Him of Having Intercourse with Horse, Her Husband Did 11 months ago
  95. 95
    Florida Man Robs Chinese Temple With Unicorn, Steals Only Apple Juice 11 months ago
  96. 96
    Super Hero “Florida Man” Speedruns a Boss Fight, “Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That” 11 months ago
  97. 97
    Vegan Cops Stalk Florida Man for Eating Meat at Home 11 months ago
  98. 98
    Gunfire Exchanged during a High-Speed Chase after Cops Stole Florida Man’s Poke Ball 10 months ago
  99. 99
    Florida Man on Shrooms Lights Himself on Fire, Damage the Pyramid, and Steal Pharaoh’s Golden Chocolate 10 months ago
  100. 100
    Florida Man Cleans His Internal Organ Using High-Pressure Water, Suffers Brain Damage 10 months ago
  101. 101
    Florida Man Accused of Sending Children to Lithium Mine 20 Hours a Day 10 months ago
  102. 102
    Florida Man Traveling to China to Join Shaolin Temple Discovers Rare Pokemon 10 months ago
  103. 103
    Florida Man Proclaims Himself as Messiah and Found New Religion to Become True Atheist 10 months ago
  104. 104
    Florida Man Sings on Mountain, Becomes Disney Princess and Haunted by Ghost 10 months ago
  105. 105
    Florida Man Criticizes Missionary, Gets Struck by Lightning, and Gains Enlightenment 10 months ago
  106. 106
    Florida Man Raises Fund to Arm His Children with 12-Gauge Shotguns for Self-Protection in School 10 months ago
  107. 107
    Philanthropist “Mr. Florida Man” Teaches Teen Carjacking Techniques and How to Survive Cop Chases 10 months ago
  108. 108
    Florida Man Sued by IATA as He Flies to Space by Riding Drone 10 months ago
  109. 109
    Locals Concerned as Florida Man Sponsors Female-Only Orphanage to Adopt a Daughter and Recruit Underaged Employees 10 months ago
  110. 110
    Locals Refuse to Call Cops after Witnessing Florida Man Urinating on Wooden Mannequin in front of His 6-Year-Old Daughter, "We saw nothing!" 10 months ago
  111. 111
    Florida Man Evicts 100-Year-Old Elders from Nursing Home and Forces Them to Work in Sweatshop 10 months ago
  112. 112
    The Congress Denied the Threat of Functioning Alien Spaceship after Florida Man Fired Death Star Beam from Excavated Spaceship in His Backyard 10 months ago
  113. 113
    Florida Teen Discovers Real Lightsaber in Alien Spaceship and Claims Ownership. Star Wars Fans Riots. 10 months ago
  114. 114
    NSA Agents Files Lawsuit against Florida Man for Riding Unicorn into Area 51 10 months ago
  115. 115
    Florida Man Riding Unicorn on Highway While Fleeing from Area 51’s Military Tanks Gets Caught on Video 10 months ago
  116. 116
    Florida Man Robs Astronauts’ Graves to Eat Their Bones 10 months ago
  117. 117
    Naked Florida Man Dances and Sings to Cheer Arson Victim after He Burnt Her House 10 months ago
  118. 118
    Florida Man Murders 10 Elders and Bring Their Corpses Home for Food 10 months ago
  119. 119
    Warrant Issued on Florida Man Again after His Missing Man-Eating Cat Found in Church Along With Half-Eaten Priests 10 months ago
  120. 120
    Homeless Florida Man Arrested for Taking a Bath 10 months ago
  121. 121
    Florida Man Outruns Cops by Mimicking Animals 10 months ago
  122. 122
    Self-Proclaiming Environment Activist Florida Man Steals Church Pillar and Doors to Recycle Them 10 months ago
  123. 123
    Armed Florida Man Interrupted Baptism Ceremony to Rescue His Cat. One Pastor Killed. 10 months ago
  124. 124
    WHO Baffled as Florida Man Successfully Cured COVID by Spitting into Patient’s Mouth 10 months ago
  125. 125
    Florida Man Accused of Being Pedophile after He Escorted Lost Child to Her Parent’s Home 10 months ago
  126. 126
    Florida Man Abducts Children Home, Discovers They Are Adult Cosplayers 10 months ago
  127. 127
    Florida Man Steals Man's Underwear to Smell Its Crotch 10 months ago
  128. 128
    Florida Man Announces He Will Open Kindergarten for Elders 9 months ago
  129. 129
    Florida Man Claims He Understands Life Better After Talking to Statues 9 months ago
  130. 130
    Local Floridians Concerned as Florida Man Erects Caiman Farm Instead of Alligator Farm 9 months ago

Volume 2

  1. 131
    Florida Man Invents Laser-Shooting Matchlock Rifles to Make Anime Character "Tanya Von Degurechaff" Real 9 months ago
  2. 132
    Florida Man Armed His Employees with Job Applications to Repel Potential Looters 9 months ago
  3. 133
    Florida Man Distributes Guns to School Teachers and Students for Self-Protection. Multiple School Shooters Reported 10 Minutes Later. 9 months ago
  4. 134
    Florida Man Purchases Luxurious Sports Cars to Decorate Parking Lot 9 months ago
  5. 135
    Florida Man Attempted Time Traveling, Crashed His Brand New Ferrari Roma into Trees. 9 months ago
  6. 136
    Florida Man Arrested For Hiding A Thousand Underage Immigrants and One Dead Body in His Sweatshop 9 months ago
  7. 137
    Florida Man Forces Minor to Fight in Martial Arts Tournament Wearing John Wick’s Tactical Suit and Carrying Gun 9 months ago
  8. 138
    Middle-Aged Florida Men Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournament 9 months ago
  9. 139
    Florida Man Fingers Elementary School Girl in Public to Heal Her Eyes 9 months ago
  10. 140
    Florida Man Struck by Lightning While Fingering His 7-Year-Old Girlfriend 9 months ago
  11. 141
    Florida Man Discharged Homemade Nuclear Waste Water While Taking Bath in River, Claimed the Water Came From Fukushima 9 months ago
  12. 142
    SWAT Team and FBI Mobilized as Florida Man Successfully Genetic-Engineered 7-Year-Old Girl into Adult WAIFU 9 months ago
  13. 143
    Wanted Florida Man Dressing in Among Us Suit is Terrorizes Towns. FBI Warns Children Not to Trust Any Man in Among Us Cosplay. 9 months ago
  14. 144
    Florida Man Accidentally Evaporated Entire Town by Shooting Fireworks While Parachuting. One of the Fireworks Was Genuine 100-ton TNT. 9 months ago
  15. 145
    Florida Man Burnt Alive While Doing TikTok Challenge - Taking a Bath in Active Volcano 9 months ago
  16. 146
    Florida Man Defends Bullied Man from Angry Karen by Using Mushrooms, then Mocks Her for Having “Saggy” Genitalia. 9 months ago
  17. 147
    Florida Man Earns Millions by Forcing Teen to Eat Black Matsutake Mushroom with Cheese 9 months ago
  18. 148
    Florida Man Encourages Martial Art Students to Bring Guns to Karate Class 9 months ago
  19. 149
    Florida Man Successfully Launches First Ever Flying Bus, Screams at Passengers Not to Parachute during Flight, “This ain’t Fortnite!” 9 months ago
  20. 150
    Florida Man Attends Parent’s Meeting at Local Middle School While Bringing Adult Toys to Advertise His Store 9 months ago
  21. 151
    Florida Man Equipped School Bus with Mini-Gun and Drove It on Highway. Wild Anaconda Got Run Over and Shot to Death. 9 months ago
  22. 152
    Florida Man Destroyed 18 Medieval Ships While Trying to Find a Parking Spot for His School Bus in Shipyard 9 months ago
  23. 153
    Florida Man Identifies His Immigrant Employees as Floridian to Escape Charges from Immigration Police 9 months ago
  24. 154
    Vegan Representative Challenges Florida Man in Fencing. The Latter Brings Guns. 9 months ago
  25. 155
    Florida Man Scams Copium-Addicted Senators during Sports Conference. No Press Has Been Charged. 9 months ago
  26. 156
    Florida Man Breaks into House and Set New Guinness World Record of Longest Poop on House Owner’s Bed 9 months ago
  27. 157
    Local Prince Filed Lawsuit against Florida Man as the Guinness Book World Record’s Longest Turd Exploded on His Face 9 months ago
  28. 158
    Florida Man Tied Children with BDSM Ropes and Sent Them to School. Teachers Approved While Parents Protested.   9 months ago
  29. 159
    Florida Man Identified as Disabled Joins Paralympic Games, Breaks Every World Record 8 months ago
  30. 160
    Paralympic Host Refuses to Void Florida Man’s World Records as 99% of Athletes Self-Identified as Disabled 8 months ago
  31. 161
    Florida Man Wins Lottery, Receives Gold Digging Catfisher as Prize 8 months ago
  32. 162
    Florida Man Sued Doctor for Prescribing Antibiotics Instead of Heroin 8 months ago
  33. 163
    Florida Man’s Student Accidentally Gunned Martial Artist to Death during MMA Match 8 months ago
  34. 164
    Florida Man Killed Local Emperor and Two Princes as They Refused to Purchase His Fake Meds 8 months ago
  35. 165
    Florida Man Broke into Stranger’s House and Stole Garden Light Bulb 8 months ago
  36. 166
    Florida Man Infiltrating Stranger’s Storeroom Assaulted by Another Burglar. One Burglar Killed. 8 months ago
  37. 167
    Florida Man Builds Ramps on Public Parking Lot Rooftop to Complete IRL GTA Stunt Jump Achievements 8 months ago
  38. 168
    100 SQ/M Clothing Store Building Abducted by Florida Man’s UFO 8 months ago
  39. 169
    Florida Man Quits His Job to Start New Career as Gamer, Spends All His Savings in Gacha Game. 8 months ago
  40. 170
    Florida Man Invented New Strongest Flashlight, Accident Blinded Himself and His Employees by during Experiment. 8 months ago
  41. 171
    Florida Man Establishes Meth Factory in Shopping Mall and Offers Meth-Making Master Class as Services. 8 months ago
  42. 172
    Florida Man Chased High-Schooler from Shooting Range for Bringing Multiple Girlfriends on a Date and Skipping Zaza Smoking Schedule 8 months ago
  43. 173
    Game-Addicted Florida Man Sued Game Company as Game’s “Quest” Forced Him to Touch Grass 8 months ago
  44. 174
    Florida Man Found Drunk Naked Woman Sleeping in His Bed, Cuddled with Her, Kicked Her Out in the Morning, and Refused to Elaborate. 8 months ago
  45. 175
    Florida Man Wrestled a Pig in a Professional Wrestling Match. The Pig Owner is Confused. 8 months ago
  46. 176
    Florida Man Scammed Foreigner as Revenge after Being Called by Racial Slur 8 months ago
  47. 177
    Florida Man Saved Feral Dog, Brought It Home, and Killed It for Food 8 months ago
  48. 178
    Cops Called on Florida Man for Hoarding Infected Dog Corpses in His Backyard for Science Experiment  8 months ago
  49. 179
    Florida Man Trainee Accidentally Found New Religion and Created New Loli Goddess by Showing Viral VDO to Kindergarten Girl 8 months ago
  50. 180
    Unknown Hacker Removed Florida Man’s Information from Police Department after the Latter Confessed He Imported “Virginity” Restoration Meds from Outer Space 8 months ago
  51. 181
    Scammer Attempted to Sell Second-Hand Tesla as Brand New. Florida Man Scammed Him and Bought It for $1,000. 8 months ago
  52. 182
    Florida Man Stormed into Gun Store, Threatened Store Owner, and Robbed a Pen 8 months ago
  53. 183
    Professional Wrestler “Florida Man” Fired From WWB After His Debut Match Got Interrupted Due to Technical Difficulties. The Executives Claimed Florida Man’s Gimmick Was Too Overpowered.   8 months ago
  54. 184
    Viral Footage of Frightened Florida Man Running Away From Chasing Pastor Becomes New TikTok Challenge. Local Sheriff Warns Floridians to Avoid Pastors on Street Until Further Notice 8 months ago
  55. 185
    Florida Man Called Cops to Offer Surrender Claiming He Abducted Alien Princess in His Dream 8 months ago
  56. 186
    500-Year-Old Florida Couples Surprised Local by Holding Flash Wedding. “BED! SEX! NOW!” Said Grandma to Grandpa During the Ceremony..  8 months ago
  57. 187
    Florida Elder Gunned Down Flash Mob Looters Attempting to Ransack His Store. “Welcome to Florida, Suckers!” Said Elder during the Interview 8 months ago
  58. 188
    Drunk Florida Man Wrestled with Stray Cat Using WWE Moves, Discovered Cat Was Actually Adult Man Cosplaying as Tiger, Got RKOed and Sent Home. 8 months ago
  59. 189
    Trained “Cat” Maimed Neighbors When Local Trainer Took Her for a Walk. All Dead Bodies Found in Florida Man’s Refrigerator Marked as “Cat Food”. 7 months ago
  60. 190
    Pedophile Tourist Attempting to Sexual-Harass Girl during Halloween Event Shot By Florida Man Cosplayed as Pedophile Bear. 7 months ago
  61. 191
    Florida Man Sued Dead Pro-War Rioters for Raiding His Shopping Mall and Got Shot to Death by His Employees. 7 months ago
  62. 192
    NetFlex Announced New Hangover Movie Would Be Based on True Story of Florida Man Waking Up to the Aftermath of Alien War. 7 months ago
  63. 193
    Woman Called Cops on Florida Man For Allegedly Sexual-Harassed Her, Made Her Fall in Love with Him, Then Friendzoned Her. No Baby Has Been Conceived. 7 months ago
  64. 194
    Florida Man Claimed Innocence After His Worshipers Declared a Racial War Against Elves Under His Name. He Said During Interview, “This Casual Racist Will Attempt the Ranked Mode If Necessary!” 7 months ago
  65. 195
    Florida Man Scammed Illegal Migrants by Accepting Them into His House, Offer Them Legal Jobs, And Robbed Them Afterward. The Immigrants Were Originally Broke When They Crossed Borders. 7 months ago
  66. 196
    Florida Man Became Millionaire after Selling Expired Drugs to Homeless People, Claiming His Medicines Could Cure Cancer by Granting New Cancer. 7 months ago
  67. 197
    Florida Man Mistook Lithium as Iron. Mined a Ton. Threw Raw Ores to Furnace. And Caused an Explosion. Scientists and Chemists Baffled Why He is Still Alive.   7 months ago
  68. 198
    Florida Man Called Cops Claiming His New Dairy Cow Sexual-Harassed Him by Forcing Him to Touch Its Breasts 7 months ago
  69. 199
    Florida Man Built Trillion-Dollar Labs to Modify Cabbage DNAs. On the Other News, Ohio Man Discovered on Death Star. 7 months ago
  70. 200
    Income Disparity! Ohio Man Earned 100 Million by Selling Information to Cartel Lord While Florida Man Genetic-Engineered Cabbage DNA to Create Ultimate Pet Food and Earned Nothing! 7 months ago
  71. 201
    Florida Man Took Flight Courses to Become First Human Pigeon. 7 months ago
  72. 202
    Forklift Certified Florida Man Refused to Have Sex with Celebrity to Warm Up for the Upcoming No-Nut-November. 7 months ago
  73. 203
    Naked Florida Man Climbed Mount Everest to Set a Guinness World Record for Longest Urine. 7 months ago
  74. 204
    Florida Man Created Realistic Wax Doll of His Dream Girl to Grope Her Breasts. The Doll Was Haunted, but Florida Man Happily Exorcised It on His Bed. 7 months ago
  75. 205
    Florida Man Injected Micro-CPU and Micro-GPU Inside His Brain So That He Could Play Fortnite in His Sleep. 7 months ago
  76. 206
    Forklift Certified Florida Man Successfully Implemented AI to His Ore Refinery. Engineers Protested As Machines Didn’t Need AI. Florida Man Converted Engineers into AI Instead. 7 months ago
  77. 207
    Florida Man Officially Proclaimed Mount Everest as His Land and Built an Oil Refinery on It. Climbers Protested as They No Longer Had a Place to Dump Their Trash. 7 months ago
  78. 208
    Florida Man Sued Celebrity for Sexual Harassment as She Violated Him in His Sleep. He Demands the Assailant to Redo the Activity While He Is Awake. 7 months ago
  79. 209
    Florida Man Pretending to Be Drill Sergeant Forced Recruits to Lick His Finger. Officers Confused How He Infiltrated the Barrack. 7 months ago
  80. 210
    Florida Man Allegedly Slept with the United Elfen Kingdom’s Crown Princess and Accidentally Married Her. The Queen Openly Disapproved Their Relationship. 7 months ago
  81. 211
    Abrupt Chaos Ensued after Florida Man Received Bull’s Urine as Wedding Gift. Witnesses Said The Groom Brought the Urine Bag Home to Make New “Drink”. 7 months ago
  82. 212
    Floridians Celebrated as Elderly Florida Man Finally Lost His V Card. 7 months ago
  83. 213
    Florida Man Discovered a Method to Look Younger after Failing No-Nut November Challenge. He Revealed That Nutting Was the Secret. 7 months ago
  84. 214
    Florida Man Implemented AI to Wax Doll. Cops Summoned Exorcists the Next Day. 7 months ago
  85. 215
    Florida Man Gazed the Stars and Discovered Alien UFO. Government Official Claimed It Was a Flying Washing Machine of Ohio Man’s Mother-In-Law. 7 months ago
  86. 216
    Florida Man Hired Monkey to Teach Fencing to Veteran Martial Artists. 7 months ago
  87. 217
    Florida Man Mined Breast Milk With Horses And Made Chemical Weapon. 7 months ago
  88. 218
    Florida Man Gifted His Tsundere Elf Wife M-16 Rifle in Preparation to Murder His Mother-In-Law.   7 months ago
  89. 219
    Florida Man Opened Fried Chicken Fast-Food Chain Restaurant, Served Alligator Meat Instead. 7 months ago
  90. 220
    Florida Man Investigated after This Year’s Graduates of His University Had Lower IQ Than Monkeys. 7 months ago
  91. 221
    Florida Man Proclaimed He Studied Dark Magic to Start Zombie Apocalypse. Many Universities Openly Sponsored the Research. 7 months ago
  92. 222
    Half-Naked Florida Man Holding Smartphone Playing Porn Video Rescued a Thousand Lives Before He Remarked “3D Pigs Disgusting” 7 months ago
  93. 223
    Tourists Accused Florida Man of Being Sex Predator after He Played Video Game at Home All Night. 7 months ago
  94. 224
    Florida Man Introduced New Career Choice to Female Teenagers – Lithium Miner. 7 months ago
  95. 225
    CEO Florida Man Rejected 2,000 Job Applicants Because He Was Too Busy Analyzing GTA6’s Trailers and Leaked Gameplay. 7 months ago
  96. 226
    Musical Theatre’s Judges Sent to Hospital after Listening to Florida Man Singing “A Whole New World” During Audition. 7 months ago
  97. 227
    Florida Man Equipped Scooter with Military-Graded Weaponry and Sold it to the Army. Government Officials Baffled How Armed Scooter Was More Destructive Than Million-Dollar Tanks. 7 months ago
  98. 228
    Tourists Randomly Gunned Florida Man’s House and Broke His Windows. Florida Man Brought Out Restored WWII M4 Sherman Tank From His Garage and Destroyed Their RVs. 7 months ago
  99. 229
    Tank Fight Ensued as Tourists Whose RVs Were Destroyed by Florida Man’s Tank Brought Panzer Tank for Revenge. Floridians Gathered to See the WWII’s Tanks in Combat. 7 months ago
  100. 230
    Florida Man Called Cops Claiming Mad Scientist Stole His Identity and Body. 7 months ago
  101. 231
    Ohio Man Sent Death Threat to Doctor Who Stole Florida Man’s Kidneys.   7 months ago
  102. 232
    Florida Man Allegedly Released Pet Wolf to Hunt and Kill Stray Dogs in Neighborhood for Food – His Food. 7 months ago
  103. 233
    Florida Man Received Noble Prize For Mastering Doomsday Prepping Techniques in Simulation Games. 6 months ago
  104. 234
    Florida Man Punched Mad Veterinarian Who Attempted to Combine His Dog With His Daughter. “I hate kids like you.” Said the Vet. 6 months ago
  105. 235
    Florida Man Attacked and Killed Home Intruder Using Giant Octopus. 6 months ago
  106. 236
    Florida Man Found His Wife Unconscious at Home, Calls Fisherman for Advice Instead of Calling an Ambulance. 6 months ago
  107. 237
    Florida Man Whose Wife Was in Coma Prevented Relatives from Visiting Her So That He Could Watch TV Alone in Hospital.   6 months ago
  108. 238
    Florida Man Beaten by His Father Because He Refused to “GIT GUD” in the Art of Sigma Male. 6 months ago
  109. 239
    Florida Man Allegedly Groomed a Maiden. FBI Declared That He Rizzed His Last Gyatt. 6 months ago
  110. 240
    Florida Man Called Cops and Begged for Red Pills to Escape the Matrix. 6 months ago
  111. 241
    Florida Man Programmed New AI to Automatically Make New Drugs in His Meth Lab. Drug Cartels Called Cops and Complained That the AI Stole Their Jobs. 6 months ago
  112. 242
    Florida Man Abducted Wild Alligators to Train Them as Soldiers in Preparation for Zombie Apocalypse 6 months ago
  113. 243
    Florida Man Who Recently Promoted as Drill Sergeant Added Alligator Wrestling to Regular Training Regime for New Recruits. 6 months ago
  114. 244
    Florida Man in Templar Knight Costume Attended Warhammer 40,000 Event. Cops in Space Marine Costumes Arrested Him for Heresy. 6 months ago
  115. 245
    Florida Man Crossed a Desert to Find Desert Monster, Found Area 51 Instead. 6 months ago
  116. 246
    Florida Man Arrested for Breaking into Neighbor’s Home and Stealing a Weed Joint from Furry Burglars in the Same House.  6 months ago
  117. 247
    Florida Man Advised Doomsday Preppers to Stock Booze, Beer, and Wine Instead of Food Before the Second COVID Spread. 6 months ago
  118. 248
    Florida Man Quit Job and Spent His Entire Saving in a Phone Game. 6 months ago

Volume 3

  1. 249
    Local Floridians Shocked as Snowstorm Approached While Ohio Man Mocked, “First Time?” 6 months ago
  2. 250
    A Florida Man Penetrated Airport Perimeter to Engage Alien Delegates on Runway for Cannabis Import Negotiations 6 months ago
  3. 251
    Woman Reported Missing after Business Trip. Local Found Her a Day Later Having a Yoga Session With Homeless Florida Man Who Provided Her Temporary Shelter. 6 months ago
  4. 252
    Florida Man Requests Pronoun Change at Government Office to Identify as 'Texas Man,' Citing Ownership of Machine-Gun-Armed Cows as Justification. 6 months ago
  5. 253
    Florida Man Took Picture of a Cow on a Couch Surrounded by Five Black Horses.  Tw*tter Exploded as Men Expressed Their Desire to Replace the Cow. 6 months ago
  6. 254
    Mad Cow Disease Discovered in Florida Man’s Butcher Shop. Store Owner Denied the Allegations and Ate Raw Beef in front of WHO Officials. He Was Later Found Humping a Cow That Day. 6 months ago
  7. 255
    Weather Forecast Predicted Heavy Snow in Tampa Florida as the Infamous Drug Cartel ‘Florida Man’ Wrote Academic Books for Children. 6 months ago
  8. 256
    Florida Man Invented Mosquito Worm Wines as New Local Merchandise. TikTokers Rushed to Drink It as Mosquito Worm Consumption Became New Trending. 6 months ago
  9. 257
    Florida Man Cosplaying as Game of Thrones’s Character Blocked the Road and Kept Shouting “Winter is Coming”. Investigation Found He Busted 90 Times Last Month Causing His Kidneys to Fail. 6 months ago
  10. 258
    Local Florida Men Saved Tourist Man from Ferocious Cannibal Disguising as Middle-Schooler. Cops Arrested the Tourist Later for Attempting to Groom Minor. 6 months ago
  11. 259
    Florida Man Sued Mother-in-Law for Snorting Coke Without Inviting Him.    6 months ago
  12. 260
    Florida Man Registered His Teenage Daughter in Professional Martial Arts Tournament to Earn Money. 6 months ago
  13. 261
    Florida Man Denied the Allegation of Smuggling AV Superstars from Brazil to Ohio to Film Bestiary Movie. 6 months ago
  14. 262
    Florida Man Arrested for Trespassing into Area 51 to Learn Magic and Sorcery from Aliens. 6 months ago
  15. 263
    Florida Man Arrested Again as His “Cat” Swallowed His Neighbor Whole.   5 months ago
  16. 264
    Florida Man Implanted CPU Chip in His Son’s Brain to Improve His IQ. The Son Later Diagnosed with Autism. 5 months ago
  17. 265
    Karen Called Cops on Florida Man for Marrying Her Daughter Whom She Attempted to Murder. 5 months ago
  18. 266
    Florida Man Accidentally Snapped His Mother-in-Law’s Neck While Roleplaying as Dark Lord of the Sith. 5 months ago
  19. 267
    Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant. 5 months ago
  20. 268
    Florida Man Allegedly Killed Stripper by Throwing Landmine on Her Dance Stage. 5 months ago
  21. 269
    Florida Man Constructs Space Shuttle, Sends Mother-in-Law to Space Without Return Instructions 5 months ago
  22. 270
    Astronauts Discovered Intoxicated Florida Man on Space Station. Nasa Baffled How He Got There. 5 months ago
  23. 271
    Florida Man Claims Immortality Achieved After 33 Days of Sunbathing 5 months ago
  24. 272
    Florida Man, Who Previously Claimed Immortality from 33 Days of Sunbathing, Now Diagnosed with Skin Cancer 5 months ago
  25. 273
    Florida Man, Who Diagnosed with Skin Cancer Because of Sunbathing, Discovered to be the Prime Suspect of Missing Ohio Woman’s Case 5 months ago
  26. 274
    Florida Man, Initially the Prime Suspect in Missing Woman Case, Found Innocent Due to Alibi of Feeding Wife Marijuana. 5 months ago
  27. 275
    Father of Florida Man, Who Fed His Wife Marihuana, Introduces AI to Battleship and Sparks US Navy Concern as Ship Gains Sentient and Joins Vtubing Company 5 months ago
  28. 276
    Karen Sued Florida Man for Curing Her Lung Cancer by Trapping Her in Gas Chamber. 5 months ago
  29. 277
    Florida Man Rescued Boy from Sexual Predator Using Mushrooms. 5 months ago
  30. 278
    Florida Man Diagnosed with Kidneys Stones after He Breaks Guinness Book World Record by Sleeping with 100 Women in One Day. 5 months ago
  31. 279
    Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens 5 months ago
  32. 280
    Florida Man Collapses After Pushing Limits by Writing 8,000 Words in 8 Hours for Serialized Novel's Christmas Event 5 months ago
  33. 281
    Florida Man Starts New Hotel Business, Forgets to Hire Employees 5 months ago
  34. 282
    Florida Man Faces Warrant for Allegedly Raising Male Bulls for Inappropriate Use. 5 months ago
  35. 283
    Galactic Showdown Goes Viral: Ohio Man and Florida Man Unleash Epic Toy Lightsaber Battle! 5 months ago
  36. 284
    Florida Man's 'Ruff' Day: Takes Home 'Abandoned Puppy,' Turns Out to Be Ohio Kid 5 months ago
  37. 285
    Florida Man Forces His Son to Marry Vaporeon to Breed the Ultimate Pokemon 5 months ago
  38. 286
    Florida Man Wakes Up to Surprise Addition: Baby or Burrito?! 5 months ago
  39. 287
    Florida Man Shuns Celeb's Marriage Proposal, Claims Affection for 2D Vtuber over 3D Pigs 5 months ago
  40. 288
    Wedding Tumble: Florida Man's Feast Turns Dance Floor into Slip 'n Slide Diarrhea Fest 5 months ago
  41. 289
    Surprise Gift at Florida Man's Wedding: Guests Unwrap Bag of... Fertilizer?! 5 months ago
  42. 290
    Florida Man Convoy and Giant Feline Crash Wedding, Bestow Groom with Recipe for Chaos and Vampire-Grade Red Bull as Wedding Gifts 5 months ago
  43. 291
    Florida Man's Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow 5 months ago
  44. 292
    Florida Couple Taken to Hospital after Recreating 'Till Death Do Us Part' Wedding Moment With Super Glue on Their Lips 5 months ago
  45. 293
    New Cocktail Gone Viral: Bartender Offered to ‘BUKKAKE’ Florida Man 5 months ago
  46. 294
    Buffet Restaurant Calls Cops on Florida Man for Not Eating Vegetables 5 months ago
  47. 295
    Florida Man Funds Space Traveling Project, Aiming to be the First Space Gas Smoker 5 months ago
  48. 296
    Florida Man Arrested for Joyriding Coffin Through Car Factory 5 months ago
  49. 297
    Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence 5 months ago
  50. 298
    Florida Man Arrested in Court Following Incident Where His Alligators Ate the Judge 5 months ago
  51. 299
    Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station 4 months ago
  52. 300
    Outlaw Accidentally Turns Hero: Wanted Florida Man Turns Marathon Cop Chase into Terrorist Takedown 4 months ago
  53. 301
    Barely Clothed Floridian Lady Officially Upgrades Lost Child Encounter to Son-Adoption Level 4 months ago
  54. 302
    Touching Reunion? Florida Man Found His Missing Father, Got Scolded for Not Inheriting His DNA 4 months ago
  55. 303
    Florida Man and Ohio Man Compare Their Balls’ Sizes in Public Transport. No One Has Been Blinded 4 months ago
  56. 304
    Florida Man Who Discovers Another Dimension in the Universe Diagnosed with Schizophrenic 4 months ago
  57. 305
    Florida Man Erects New Capsule Hotel INSIDE a Convenient Store 4 months ago
  58. 306
    Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls 4 months ago
  59. 307
    Florida Man Purposely Orders a Barrel of Chicken Instead of a Bucket to Spread the Dao of Florida 4 months ago
  60. 308
    Florida Man Mistakenly Brings Youth to Slaughter House Instead of School 4 months ago
  61. 309
    Florida Man Deviously Tricks Teens into Auditioning as Gourmet Cuisine for his Pampered Pet 4 months ago
  62. 310
    Florida Man Hires Sexy Strippers to Join Kid’s Parade in Public Shopping Mall 4 months ago
  63. 311
    Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist's Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law 4 months ago
  64. 312
    Florida Man Takes 'Junior Executive' to a Whole New Level: Appoints Minor as Store Manager - Now Offering Candy as Employee of the Month Bonus! 4 months ago
  65. 313
    Florida Man Accepts Celebrity’s Dinner Invitation, Promises to Leave the Alligators at Home (Maybe) 4 months ago
  66. 314
    Floridian Man Declares Independence from Obligations, Declines to Toss Precious Alchemy Ingredient into Lava Party 4 months ago
  67. 315
    Florida Man Discovers Backyard Guest: Killer Whale Taking a Vacation from the Ocean! 4 months ago
  68. 316
    Hungry Killer Whale Mistakes Ohio Man as Takeout Special. Ohio Man Claims He's Just Making a Protein Shake after Workout. 4 months ago
  69. 317
    Ohio Man Raises Giant Geckos to Surprise His Brother. The Geckos Are Florida Men in Gecko Clothing. 4 months ago
  70. 318
    Florida Man Takes 'Whale of a Tale' Literally, Cooks Seafood Spectacle to Make Ohio Man Feel Like He's Missing Out on Oceanfront Dining 4 months ago
  71. 319
    Florida Man Accidentally Becomes Real Estate Gurus for Immigrants after He Successfully Sold Overpriced House to Homeless Man 4 months ago
  72. 320
    Florida Man Claims He Saved a Youth’s Life by Injecting Liquid into His Body. The Youth Was an Adult Doll. 4 months ago
  73. 321
    Florida Man Inflicts Max Emotional Damage to Muscle Builder by Forcing Him Through Gender Transformation Operation 4 months ago
  74. 322
    Crazy Florida Man Who Forcefully Performed Gender Transformation Operation to Youth Proves That Schizophrenic is Contagious 4 months ago
  75. 323
    Hallucinated Florida Man Feeds Youth a Vial of Alligator Blood to Make Him Mutant Ninja Version of John Wick 4 months ago
  76. 324
    Florida Man Quit Playing with Firearms, Claims His Birthday Gun is More Useful in Bed Combat. His Neighbors Riot.   4 months ago
  77. 325
    Florida Man Mistakes Stranger Who is Being Robbed as His Father, Pulls a Gun, and Shoots Them Both 4 months ago
  78. 326
    Florida Man Rescues Endangered Killer Whale from Hunters, Shockingly Discovers His Mother Among Them, Prompts Pursuit to Murder the Escaped Whale 4 months ago
  79. 327
    A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them 4 months ago
  80. 328
    Florida Man Turns Ohio Youth into Flower Fertilizer Because His Daughter MILKED Youth's Fluid 4 months ago
  81. 329
    Florida Man Celebrates E-Sport Championship Tournament Victory by Showing Women His “Balls” 3 months ago
  82. 330
    Florida Man Tries to End His Life, Expresses Desire to Be Reborn as His Grandson 3 months ago
  83. 331
    Florida Man Announces Retirement from Drug-Dealing Career to Police 3 months ago
  84. 332
    Florida Parents Entrust One-Year-Old Child to Neighbor Nannies With Criminal Background. Next Day, Child Knows How to Assemble and Dissemble Guns. 3 months ago
  85. 333
    Florida Man Shoots Child Predator Who Attempted to Groom His Man-Eating Bonzi Plant 3 months ago
  86. 334
    Florida Man Self-Proclaims as God’s Incarnation, Complains that Heaven is a Black Company, and Files a Lawsuit against God. 3 months ago
  87. 335
    Florida Billionaire Announces His Retirement and Passes His Forklift Certificate to His Daughter. She Eats It. 3 months ago
  88. 336
    Fisherman Calls Police After Florida Woman Catfishes Him and Steals His Fish 3 months ago
  89. 337
    Florida Man, Armed to the Teeth, Raids Animal Shelter to Pet a Rescued Cat. 3 months ago
  90. 338
    Florida Man Accused of Cheating His Wife with Her Sisters and Mother, Claims He Only ‘Touched’ Them. 3 months ago
  91. 339
    Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors 3 months ago
  92. 340
    Epilogue 3 months ago
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