Chapter 10: It starts with peace
I was working at Kfc, thinking about it... I came from this, to becoming a world class gamer.
But i think i don't want to be world known again... Its just annoying i guess... A female customer walked up to the register.
I said "welcome to kfc, what would you like?" the female customer said "can i have you? (in English)"
I smiled and said "fuck off cunt.(in English) " the customers are usually foreigners who are still not used to different foods. So i learned how to speak a few English words.
The lady was shocked and left in anger and disapproval, at least she wasn't a karen... Or a tiktoker... Or a racist... Or a woman from florida!
Actually I'm ok with someone from florida, i wonder when will the world end?
My thoughts were interrupted by my co-worker who said "don't you think you were a bit harsh?"
I told him "people come here to eat food, not to flirt. If she wants to flirt why can't she just go to a bar?"
he stared at me and said "now i understand why you never had a girlfriend" i stared back at him and said "remind me why you haven't confessed to your crush in 12 years?"
He said "dude it's only been 5 years what year do you live in?" i replied "i just think you will never be able to confess."
Actually he never confessed when i was alive, poor man... In the future she will get a boyfriend, precisely 2 years from now.
After i said that he became silent, at least he knows he's gutless. The rest of the shift was normal, after my shift ended i headed out. it's already night so i just bought some barbeque and cooked rice in my apartment.
after eating i went to sleep and woke up early, then went to work. the lady from yesterday appeared "I'm back!(in english)" i looked at her and said "if you want to flirt you can try working at a brothel?(in english)"
she tried to slap me but i dodged "stop it ma'am before i call the police on you for assault(in english)" she said "your service is horrible!(in english)" judging from her face i can tell she's american.
i said "I can name a lot of names from your country with a more horrible service!(in english)" after i named 3 she left again. i feel like she will come tomorrow with a lawyer.
the next day she threatened to call a lawyer, and the day after that she threatened to burn the building, then the day after that i called the police on her for threatening, attempted assault and harassment.
she was shipped back to the us and the calculating the jail time per crime, she should be in prison for 1 year at most. i can already see social media saying this is sexist...
it was finally the weekend! I went to my capsule and logged in, i was inside a stony cave naked. it seems i don't have my armor near me, and there it seems it isn't in my inventory... did the game suddenly update? in the very first version of the game, no matter the distance of the item.
once it was in your inventory and it didn't enter anyone else's, it will be able to appear in your inventory. i left the building and stumbled upon a large slime blob.
it said " blff qwek! kraa ryuu nfft skaa (oh your awake! i am the chief of this town)" i replied " excuse me chief but where are my clothes?"
He replied "excuse me but, would it help if i speak in your language?" i nodded and he continued "please, follow me" and i followed him.
Slime creatures don't really know what naked is, unless of course your not an npc. However that's pretty hard to know, what's an npc and what's a player.
We entered which what seemed to be his home, on the corner of the house were my clothes.
And so i wore them, and i walked up to the chief and said "thank you for taking care of me all this time."
He held his slimy body on my shoulder and asked "actually we have a problem that needs your help, can you please help us?"
I replied "what do you need?" he let go and said "actually... The food in our town is decreasing every year... And if we go to the surface... We might get hunted..."
"quest: solve the problems of the hidden slime village.
Rank: D
Description:the town is suffering from food shortage.
Reward: unknown
Failure: unknown"
Actually now that i think about it, why do they even put a reward system and a failure system that only says unknown... Most quests are like this...
If i don't want them to be on the vanguards of the demon army, i will need them to make peace with humans...
I said to the chief "can you please ready 6 of your strongest soldiers." and he nodded at me.
While waiting i just casted restoring on myself trying to increase its proficiency, and casting fireball on the ground.
And then they arrived, one of them asked "excuse me for asking but... What were you doing just now?"
And i replied "just practicing magic, anyway... This might be a dangerous short journey..."
Then i continued "i will need you guys to make peace with the nearest city around here..." one of them asked "are you sure this will work?"
I looked at him and said "the worst thing that can happen is that i would turn into a wanted man."
The chief was surprised by this and said "your a good man... I'll make sure to reward you for this!"
"reward increased"
Well even if i do become a wanted, since I'm a healer i can just join the church and i will no longer have a bounty on my head.
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