Chapter 621: Riddle and Emergency Report

Other protagonists would receive a system, a grandpa spirit, or a miraculous ring, followed by a broken engagement, face-slapping, leveling, someone considered trash becoming a genius, and ending with either defeating all enemies or starting a large harem. How enviable… er, I meant speechless... it would make me!

But if I ever picked up any treasure or received some mysterious great fortune or luck with women, my first reaction would always be that I needed to be careful of a trap with the treasure, that great luck would always be followed by doubly great misfortune, and that any luck with women I had would always turn out to be as scary as a dinosaur, or a man dressed as a woman…

And what made things even worse was that with all my experience, this truly wasn't paranoia on my part. This was a concrete fact backed by hard data and experience.