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Jiang He might have transmigrated to a world of Qi and martial arts, but the System that he got only provided him with... seeds.
"Hold on, System. Aren't these just... peas? Not only are they inedible, but I'm supposed to throw them far, far away?"
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I don't know why this is rated so low but in my opinion this is one of the best out of the recently released batch. Excellent humor, creative system, and unique plot!
Seriously it's new and unique system story.. .. MC have a farm system very funny you know. .. . select this book Webnobel... if you not I'm sue you sure 😈😈😈😈
should be renamed everybody is kung fu fighting, while my farm system gives me kung fu. ffs why do "farming" novels always include cultivation. this is totally brain dead troupe novel. system is totally absurd, so everything you plant gives you tree of smth. you plant money, it gives you tree of money, you plant nonsense paper with cultivation, it gives you "real" cultivation based on that paper, you plant sh it, it gives you tree full of sh it. only character development is breast of few female characters.
🎵Everybody was kung-fu fighting Those kicks were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing🎵 🎶They were funky China men from funky Chinatown They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip🎶
Wow so the MC just tried to test if his cucumbers are magic by going to the mayors house, knocking on the door, feeding the mayors dog rat poison, then calling out to the mayor when he rushed to the dog, the being all your dog was poisoned with rat poison???? And the 20 inch thick plot armor saved him from that completely braindead move. 3 chapters in, dropped.
Is this another Huxia is the best, Huxia willl conquer the world trope? I am already tired of those themes which is totally unbearable. This is my opinion when i see the chapter 1.
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The best review I have ever seen so had to paste it here XD -> Jiang He walks into a Walmart. The managers all greet him respectfully at the entrance, terrified. "Lord Jiang He, what may we do for you?" "I'm here for compensation." Jiang He pointed to an employee, who has turned white in the face. "All I did was kill his wife and kidnap her sons. Yet she was spying on me and even had killing intent toward me. How dare he? I can't sleep at night because of him, scared that he might murder me at night." "Sir, please have mercy. He is just..." A manager was pleading. Jiang He harrumphed, and a sword Qi at 20 times the speed of sound instantly penetrated that manager's head. "Hmmpt! I'm just here to ask for a little compensation. I simply want him dead, and 50 of your stores as compensation for mental stress!" Jiang He felt ridiculous. All he wanted was a bit of compensation. How dare these people be so arrogant. The Walmart could do nothing but agree to his demands. They killed the employee on the spot, and gave Jiang he his rightful compensation. Damn, Jiang He thought. I was hoping they'd argue a bit more. Then I could have asked for more compensation. Jiang He was annoyed as he left the store. Where will he get the 200 spirit meat he wants now? Hmm. That employee has a father who is a big shot in Cosco. He is definitely going to kill me if I don't kill him. I guess I will have to pay a visit to Cosco and destroy that franchise! Hmmpt. How dare he think about killing me. Does he think I'm easy to bully?
"Jiang He rose to his feet to pluck one Orirock while killing intent appeared in his eyes and he sneered, “Damn you, Golden-Winged Roc. I’ve merely killed your two mistresses and stole your eggs, and you would start a war over that. There’s no telling how many innocent lives would perish because of me if Minister Wang and the others hadn’t stopped you… “Such a blight must not be allowed to remain!"" An actual quote from the main character in the story.
Everything is a mess, mc is already as strong as a lvl 7 at chapter 60 when the highest right now is lvl 9. Theres no plot, just generic evil guys who do evil things just because. World building is nonsensical. Mc exposes his baffling OPness to the government and nobody cares and chooses not to ask him about it, a lot of innuendos and murderhoboing. 2/10 novel because it was entertaining but its not a good story at all
Absolutely ridiculous! Planting cucumbers that's strengthens cultivation, fine-- But planting a piece of paper with fighting skills and growing a plant from it that grants said skill? I know this is fiction but god damn, I can only suspend my disbelief so far. Also the continuous *** jokes isnt funny even if the author writes it 7 more times. This web novel has little going for it, so of you're reading this just STAY AWAY. You have been warned.
wheres that one guy that gives us the Chinese name?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
GUYS STOP READING THIS STUPID NOVEL... JIANG HE BECAME A MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!... IM READING THE RAW AND IM AT THE LATEST CHAPTER... WHEN HE BECAME STRONG HE KILLED ALL THE DISCIPLES OF A SECT.. ALL OF THEM EVEN THE INNOCENT.. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE AT THE SECT WANT TO KILL HIM.. ANOTHER ONE IS HE KILLED ALL OF THE FOX CLAN(SECT) CAUSE 1 OF ITS FOX IS ATTACKING THE CITY... HE KILL THEM ALL.. THEY ATTACK JIANG HE BECAUSE HIS NOT EXPLAINING ANYTHING.. HE JUST GO TO THE SECT PLACE AND DEMANDING TO TALK AND HIS TOTALLY BEING UNREASONABLE.... SO OF COURSE LIKE A NORMAL INTELLIGENT BEING YOU WILL GET ANGRY... THEN HE KILLED THEM ALL JUST BECAUSE OF THAT.. MOTHERFKER... AND ALSO WHEN THE ANCESTORS OF THOSE SECTS THAT HE DESTROYED COME TO EARTH HE KILLED THEM... THEY JUST WANT TO SEE THEIR DESCENDANTS... WTF.... AND NOW INTO THE LATEST CHAPTER WITH THE "WESTERN GOD" HE ALSO KILLED THEM ALL.. BECAUSE ONE OF THE ENVOY HUMILIATED ONE OF HIS FRIEND.. THEY JUST WANT TO PREACH.. JIANG HE STOP THEIR MAGNIFICENT DESCENT SO OF COURSE THEY WILL GET ANGRY.. SO HE KILLED THEM ALL EVEN THO ZEUS ALREADY WANT TO JUST TALK IT OUT.. BUT NO.. HE DOESNT EVEN LET HIM FINISH HIS SENTENCE.... HIS A FUCKER...
An idiot, violent MC, who looks for slightest cause to kill people and then kill more people. Feels no remorse. Has very low EQ. Basically a typical Chinese Xianxia with a fast cultivation cheat.
welp this is the current best for the new releases dunno just try it thier both cliche and mediocre but choose one from the lesser evil i guess
absolute trash. same generic revival of qi shit novel. no need to read. go read Sunday of urban immortal cultivator. same as that. nationalistic racist shit from shit of China. psychopathic mc.
I like the whole farming system troupe but executed way too poorly sadly. The characters and story lack depth and ultimately it feels too unrealistic.
Good novel to read and laugh, the fighting scenes are not that deep but good, the novel is more centered around the comedy and farming, I recommend.
this story started out sorta ok but then it deteriorated into a mishmash of randomness thrown into a sort of followable story. like ADHD meets writing meets stupidity
Oh a cultivation novel with a system? Is there gonna ever be a week that we don’t get one of these? Probably not because Chinese authors wanna be wuxia cultivators, they may even try to get hit by truck-kun just to try and go there Smh.