Chapter 251: My Chest Is Bigger Than Your Boobs
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Gu Xijiu was struggling in his embrace, "What is biting me! Urgh!"
"Stop moving!" Di Fuyi decided to seal her acupoint; thus, she became well behaved. Her clothes and body were stained by dirt, especially the area under her neck and above her chest. Di Fuyi would need to remove her top if he wanted to clean it thoroughly.
The entire process would be much easier if Gu Xijiu were conscious.
Di Fuyi prioritized cleanliness and could not stand a tiny spot of dirt. Therefore, he removed her top to clean her. All he could think of at the time was that a smart little girl was hugging his arm. He sighed and regretted his decision to give her the alcohol earlier.
The real Gu Xijiu did not have a good life when she was alive; she used to be very skinny. However, now that someone else is occupying her body, she has been consuming more nutritious food and has become healthier.
She was still young, and it seems that she was late to puberty. Her chest was pretty flat. It was even flatter than a Xiao Long Bao. Honestly, it was almost the same as any man's chest.
Di Fuyi did not look at it even though he removed her top. All he could think of was the dirt that was on her body as he tried to clean her. However, he realized something was wrong after a short while. He moved his gaze back to her chest and then shook his head. He whispered, "Sweetheart, it's such an honor to you that I'm helping you to clean your body. No wonder you have so much knowledge in bust-firming, your body figure is terrible!"
Gu Xijiu was half awake while being cleaned. Her soul was only 20 years old. Hence, she felt quite sensitive about her chest. Right after Di Fuyi removed her top, she immediately opened her eyes and shouted at him, "Bastard! How could you molest me!? I’m going to kill you!"
Although her acupoint was sealed, Di Fuyi only sealed her internal force. She could still move like normal. She was outraged and slapped him on his face.
Di Fuyi caught her hand, but she was very fast. Her left hand tried to slap him again even though he had trapped her right hand in his palm.
Of course, Di Fuyi would not get hit, and he quickly held both her hands. He turned her around with her back facing him while he locked both her hands with one of his hands. Gu Xijiu was extremely mad and suddenly kicked him!
Di Fuyi locked her leg between his legs and finally could control her. Now, Gu Xijiu could not move at all. Her face was flushed, and she cried after struggling,
"Bastard! You’re a jerk!"
Di Fuyi was speechless.
He just realized their current position was quite awkward. He was shocked and completely sealed Gu Xijiu's acupoint to restrict her movement. He then let go of her, "I was just trying to help you clean up."
As he saw her still staring at him madly, he continued, "What’s there for me to take advantage? My chest is even bigger than your boobs!"
Gu Xijiu was mad!
Although Gu Xijiu could drink 1000 glasses in her previous life, she was quite disciplined as an assassin and would not allow herself to get drunk. Therefore, she hardly got drunk since young.
The only time she got drunk was in front of Long Xi.
Chapter 252: Never Been So Drunk!
Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Since then, Long Xi did not allow her to drink anymore. He was very strict with her drinking. Long Xi did so because she was horrible after getting drunk and not everyone could take it. In fact, she was very curious about what she does after getting drunk. She tried to ask Long Xi, but he refused to tell.
After a few attempts, she stopped asking. Therefore, she had no idea what happened every time she got drunk. She drank so much this time because she was trying to cure her depression but she decided not to escape anymore.
She knew Di Fuyi would not hurt her even though he wanted to throw her into the Dark Forest to test her. Hence, she decided to go all out and drink! She was not planning to get drunk (in her previous life, she could accommodate half a liter of liquor and feel nothing) but her current body was different.
The ‘Drunken Universe' was not as concentrated as most other liquors. It was mild with a bamboo leaves fragrance. Long Xi liked to drink alcoholic drinks with a low percentage of alcohol. Gu Xijiu realized it was not that strong when she first tasted it. Hence, she thought she would be fine even if she drinks a liter of it. In fact, she drank slightly more.
It was out of her expectation to be drunk, and it was scary. Gu Xijiu has never been so drunk in her life! She puked, fell off the unicorn, and returned multiple times, so she knew that was part of the reason of her dizziness.
She wanted to stay awake, but it was useless despite her efforts to keep her eyes open. Moreover, her acupoint was sealed by Di Fuyi, and the blood circulation was terrible.
She heard someone sigh, "How did you get so drunk? I didn't want to seal your acupoint as it is bad for your blood circulation."
Right after that, Di Fuyi unsealed her acupoint. However, she no longer struggled. She could sense that someone was carrying her horizontally. It was breezy and cold at the riverbank, so coupled with her wet body, she shivered and said, "Cold…"
Di Fuyi hugged her tightly in his arms and carried her to the shore. He placed her down and poured a specific spicy drink into her mouth. She hated that taste and felt like puking but Di Fuyi covered her mouth, and she had to swallow it reluctantly.
The spiciness and bitterness spread in her stomach; she was mad and cursed, "Who the hell is that!? Are you trying to kill me!?" She tried to slap him, but that person stopped her. She heard someone whisper beside her ear, "You little bastard! It’s effortless for me to kill you, I don't even need poison. I am trying to reduce the effect of the alcohol on you. Be a good girl and drink more, you’ll feel better." He poured another bowl of drink into her throat.
...
The moon was hanging above the sky with a steady breeze blowing in the autumn. There were a lot of bushes around with many tall trees penetrating the clouds. Their surroundings weeds were dry and yellowish, and it almost covered the two of them.
Some scary animals howled and roared in the forest.
Gu Xijiu realized someone was sitting on a big rock when she was awake. There was a campfire burning not far from her which kept her body warm.
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