Chapter 24: Shrek academy
After Dai Mu Bai led us towards the next part of the examination I decided to ignore them as I peered over Xiao Wus' shoulder only to come face to face with ning rongrong and Dai Mu Bais' fiance zhu zhu qing. There was a glint in their eyes when they spotted me. Obviously it's because my noble angelic aura was on full display even in cat form.
Suddenly a stinky tofu went flying towards zhu zhu Qing before she used speed to side step the projectile. She was fast but not really up to my standards even before I got my first spirit ring. but thats unfair considering I have centuries of shunpo lessons to rely on.
I turned around to find Oscar pouting on the ground. I remember them making him cute once he shaves but we will just have to see.
Our group kept moving forward and eventually
they reached the soul power testing orb. I just rolled my eyes at canon. Seriously I did not have any skills that could help them advance in cultivation since my eyes were designed to supplement my growth and not anyone else's. Even if I took them to the orb of vitality it would not be able to help them directly. At most they would gain a slight increase in cultivation based on the vitality it passively releases in my dimension, but at this very moment it was taking in the natural spirit energy in the air of this dimension and feeding it into mine so them using the passive energy would only get in the way of my dimensions growth.
It was better to let them progress on their own than over complicate their situation with false promises.
After we reached the fighting grounds we came across the ugly bear. cough. cough. I mean respected vice principal also known as teacher zhou wu ji.
" If even one of you is left standing after the time runs out then you all pass"
I roll my eyes at the events about to transpire and jump off Xiao Wu. A soft hum of air accompanied my noble Landing. I made my way over to where Dai Mu Bai was standing and prepared to watch the show.
when he yelled start all hell broke loose as he tried to target ning rongrong only to have her saved by my future son in law. While in mid air the seven treasure glass pagoda shot out its augmented beams that helped Xiao Wu land a hard blow and gave my son a chance to entangle teacher zhou leading to a follow up attack from Xiao Wu. When that ultimately failed to do anything against teacher zhou a change of strategy was in order. zhu zhu qing performed some quick strikes that distracted teacher zhou enough for Xiao Wu to get in position for a follow up attack and with the assistance of Tang san and his mystical arts they were able to dislodge zhou wu ji from his position and thrash him around the battlefield.
Zhou wu ji was pissed and put pressure on the 4 students. This led to a crude but efficient combo attack in which all four students assisted in shooting zhu zhu qing with physical and spiritual augmented assistance.
While the attack did land it only made teacher zhou even more angry so he released a wave of spirit energy that harmed Xiao Wu and zhu zhu qing. This made Tang san mad but it was only when Xiao Wus' last attempt failed and she suffered a backlash that he got truly angry. Seeing my future followers injured and my little brother upset made me swear to make teacher zhou pay after the match.
With Tang sans anger also came a determination and thus he challenged teacher zhou to a one on one in which he masterfully used hidden weapons to bombard teacher zhou from all angles. while tang san was performing his hidden weapon barrage I had my dojutsu on and analyzed his technique. It was something I could only see someone like ten ten from Naruto reproduce without the assistance of a sect to teach her. With a smile on my face for having learned some new moves I focused back in on the fight. With his hidden weapons came his movement techniques that by analyzing I was able to use to improve my shunpo. while not as fast as shunpo they did add to the flexibility in dodging around my opponents which fell in line with orochimarus teachings of mobility in battle.
After a while of Tang san dancing around the opponent and delivering sneak attacks that would have rendered anyone of a lower realm helpless, teacher zhou used a gravity field that only slightly impeded Tang san.
After some more back and forth Tang San finally used the dragon needles hoping to end the fight but was subjected to one of teacher zhous control moves before finally resorting to poison followed by a hammer blow. The time finally ran out signaling my brothers beautiful victory.
Once it was all done and over with and teacher zhou had ingested some of Oscar's healing food and had Tang san remove the dragon needles. I made my way to the foot of teacher zhou before aiming a disarming smile up at him.
"look teacher zhou even the cat is trying to cheer you up for your loss"
oscar called out and suddenly all eyes were on me.
Before Tang San could think that I betrayed him I hopped up and with a gentle tap I delivered a Jūken strike to teacher zhous nether regions using the fabled gentle fist of the hyugas.
Immediately teacher zhou was on the ground with foam coming out of his mouth and all the men in the area covered their manhood in phantom pain.
with a soft landing I made my way towards the woods unconcerned with the shouts of Dai Mu Bai and Oscar.
"teacher zhou stay with me"
"every thing is goings to be fine"
" I don't think he will ever be fine again"
"what a demon cat so mercilessly delivering a critical strike with no remorse"
shudder.
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