where im i was just gettung killed by my family where the fudge im i (i will try to not cuss much but no promises) oh yea i died but still where im i why im in a bar *hello master welcome to the tavern system* what the actual fu#k what was that * please calm down host you are perfectly fine* okay markus calm down calm your ass down. okay first of all what are u and why can i hear you in my head?!?! *i'm your system host and you can hear me since im merged with your soul now that your calm heres your first mission*
*starter mission get your first customer
reward ???*
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and how im i post to do that im in a fuck no sorry a fudging tavern with no beer or enything. *thats what you think host but your to stupid to look behind you and see all the whiskey wine beer and vodka behind you theres also a lemon squishier with the lemons in the storage and all that shit now wait for a customer*
good god your quiet a rude system well can i even leave the tevern or im i stuck intill it lets me out. *you are stuck till i say so* well fudge alot has happened today i need some rest because of all thos shit. welp good night you fuck called a god and system.( hey yall im here im endong it here i know its short but its 2 am and i have chores and all kinds of shit to do so night hope u like it plz tell me what i Did wrong so i can fix it good night or morning for all of u giys or gals(