Chapter 27: Why I hate Jean's
So Me, my mom, and my brother went out to buy Jeans as a pair since it was the weekend and my mom needed to do some shopping any way's so why not that us out to buy some Jean's.
And Me and my brother have very particular taste's when it comes to Jean's. And one of my favorite brands is a brand named Urban Pipeline. Aka the most comfortable Jeans in the entire world. But when we got to the store I was pissed, They ain't got my Goddamn Urban Pipeline's in stock. What the fuck man, you ain't got my favorite pair of Jean's. You got me fucked up.
So while my brother and mom were picking out Jeans and I was Grumbling about That I realized something. Why in the 7 gates of hell are there different sizes for different brands. What the hell dude, So in Urban's I am a 34/36, but if I get a pair of Levi's, I suddenly become a 34/38?
Come on man, now I know why girls hate shopping for their clothes man, it's stupid as crap. What's the most annoying part is the color of the Jean's. I will say this only once, Dark Blue jean's are the best color of jean's. But, Levi's and all the other brands at the store only had light blue, blue, or a grayish blue. Come on!
I don't mind wearing uncomfortable jean's for an hour long dinner, but I at least want them in a good looking color, I don't wanna look like I shotgun White Claw's while screaming yee yee into my cornfield. I don't even live in the south man, I live in the far north, why in the fuck do you have light blue jean's up here.
Man I'm pissed
Void_Eagle out..
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