Chapter 91: Imma bouta blast a bitch
So sometimes during lunch I usually get loud with my friends and we will maoe fun of each other. Usually we'll spout really offensive jokes, like I tell my friend he should go get stomach staple surgery and he tells me I should be mcdonalds mascot.
Fat jokes. I can say them because I am them. Gay jokes, I can make em', I can be loud, crude, and offensively rude since I'm Bi.
People seem to forget that punching down a certain Race, group, and/or ethnicity you are apart of isn't bad. Like I can make fun of america having a mcdonalds and a Heart disease clinic next to each other cause I'm american.... And fat.
Although I can see why some people don't think im fat. Since I have super broad shoulders, and am tall, my shirts are really long and wide. So usually my shirt covers the 6-pack of Hawaiian king rolls underneath it.
But I fucking hate when some random bitch just says "O.M.G. You are being so offeeeensiiive, you shouldn't say that about fat people~."
BITCH, Have you seen my roles! I can hid the whole country of Cambodia underneath my breasts!
This also reminds me of another topic.
When you're arguing with someone and they bring up their pronouns.
"Dude, the story and lore of Darksouls is more than stabby stabby, die, repeat. It is actually a deep story about the Human psyche and how extending the age of humanity will only cintinue to harm the ear-"
"Ok but don't call me dude. Its Willbur/Willbett."
I've had something like this before, its annoying as shit. I'm arguing about a fucking game, not your gender.
Though I'd be more understandable if you're a trans guy/girl and you haven't taken enough testosterone/estrogen so somebody mistakes your gender. Fine, then correct them.
But for any transgendered person here. You can say your pronouns. Just dont be a bitch.
Also another thing, hating homosexuals is homophobia.
People on the internet don't understand basic terms and the definition of phobia.
I swear when I'm old and fit enough imma move to the Smokey mountains and chop down some trees and build myself a cabin.
Don't try me, I know how to cut down trees. I live in the country, how do you think we use the entire Acre of trees behind my house.
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