Rebirth
"Welcome poor soul to the land of god."
"...."
"I see you have done good so I shall allow you a perfect reincarnation of your choice."
"....Are you god?"
"Yes."
"And your saying I can choose where and what I reincarnate as?"
"Yes?"
"...TAKE ME TO AN ISEKAI WORLD!"
"...Oh god it's another one of these...I swear...Hey son I leave this one to you"
I began to look around exitedly to see if I could find an old man sipping tea only to see that I was just in a big room of clouds with nothing in it.
"Fine but first you must pass the test...Name the anime where fashionable muscle men use magic breathing and fabulous muscle puppets to punch things to death."
"Bobo's wierd journey..."
I looked to see a skinny man wearing shorts, a heart live t-shirt, and a singing blue hair robot girl cap.
"Correct now name the anime where a man with a glasses fetish falls in love with an acid blood witch who's also a tsundere."
I bowed down in absolute respect.
"YES OH GREAT GOD OF ANIME! THAT ANIME IS BEYOND THE BORDER!"
"Good now tell me who is best girl of that anime."
"THE SIS-CON OF COURSE!"
"Good you didn't fall for it. Now final question are traps gay."
"WHO CARES AS LONG AS IT'S CUTE!"
"Good you pass I shall allow you to reincarnate Isekai style but first which Isekai protagonist do you want to copy?"
"....ISEKAI FOURSOME!"
"...Smart but no. I'll just give you infinite Mana and all element compatibility, and magic creation. Oh and an infinitly healthy body now go you filthy Isekai trash oh and I'll let you take your clothes you true man of culture."
"THANK YOU ANIME JESUS!"
I closed my eyes and fell asleep immediately.
-5 minutes later-
I opened my eyes and looked around to find myself in a forest. I immediately slapped myself to make sure it was real.
"...Status."
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Name-Brandon Mill's
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Class-None
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Strenght-10
Inteligence-7
Dexterity-11
stamina-6
Mana-???
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Title's-Isekai trash, World traveler, Friend of God's child
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"...THANKYOU OH GREAT ANIME GOD FOR THIS GIFT...Now...CAST SPELL FIRE BALL"
I pointed at a nearby tree and watch as a large ball for fire about the size of my head flew right at it.
"FUCK ALL THATS HOT!!!"
I grabbed my arm as my sweater caught fire. The skin on my finger practically gone.
"FUCK IT HURTS IT HURTS SO MUCH!CAST SPELLS HIGH HEAL AND AQUA ARMOR!"
My hand and arm began to heal, the skin returning and the redness dissapearing. Water began to come out of my skin shutting off the flames. Unfortunately water came out from every part of my body covering every inch from my nose to my eyes.
I tried to stop the spell but water was coming from my throat trying to wrap around my face. I began to scream in my mind.
"CANCEL CAST CANCEL CAST!"
The water immediately began to stop flowing. No longer fueled by my magic it all fell of my body. I grabbed my throat as all the water that was flowing out if stopped.
"Fuk it hurst sho much!"
I began to cough spewing water all over the ground. I didn't get to recover for long since the tree that I sent sent the fire ball at caught fire instead of simply turning black and breaking. I was unable to move. I watched as the fire spread surrounding me.
I grew scared. I thought I need to cast magic to get rid of this but I didn't want to risk any more pain.
"Fuck...Fuck...Fuck...Fuck."
The fire began to grow and so did my fear and in a moment of desperation I decided to take a risk.
"CAST SPELLS ABSOLUTE BARRIER, RAIN CALL AND CONTINUES HIGH HEAL !"
I began to grow drowsy the smoke from the fire filling my lungs, adding to the water I inhaled.
A clear barrier appeared around me blocking out all the smoke but trapping the smoke nearby in it with me dying a large beam shot out of me stopping in the sky to form a large blue ball of light around the size of a hill. After stabilizing it exploded sending drops of water flying in every direction.
I can't breath....No air...Everything hurts...it really looks like I should've thought this through...Isekai world my ass...
"Hey there I forgot to mention the magic you cast comes out as you imagine so be carefull with buffs and elemental armors oh and this world isn't all bullshit."
You were to late...
"...I messed up huh...You should be fine aslong as I get that smoke out of your barrier."
....Absolute...
"It's fine After all I'm the one who gave you your magic who says I can't mess with it oh and next time don't go for absolute unless you want to trap yourself."
As I lost conscienceness I noticed it suddenly became easier to breath.
"I'll deal with this mess as an apology but next time don't cause a flood okay."
...flood...I didn't notice...
"I guess the smoke got your eyes...Good idea with the constant heal. Anyways sorry about that."
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"Bye for now oh and don't try to go after me after all I have the power of anime on my side...Would you go after kacarrot."
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Weekly Power Status
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Ranking 
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