Chapter 3: Other world people(1)
"....you gatta be fucking with me"
"Watch your mouth."
I began to imagine that asshole being dragged over here by devils.
"Cast spell devils prey!"
Nothing happened.
"Hey man I said not to go after me...anyways the newest episode of magician senpai should be out by now so bye."
"....Son what did you do to piss of anime Jesus..."
"...."
"Dad I really didn't do anything...IT WAS HIS FAULT THAT IDIOT FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THE ISEKAI ISNT ALL BULLSHIT. His words not mine."
"... We're screwed."
"It'll be fine sweety as long as the world he's living in is a bit like a trashy isekai he should find a couple loli's capable of killing god."
"I WILL NOT LET MY SON HAVE A LOLI HAREM!"
"Wait so I can have a non-loli harem?"
"Son if you come back home with ten supermodels who want you I will kill you myself."
"...no harem it is."
"Don't listen to him just try to bring some traps with you when you come back."
"...I can't believe I married you."
"Same here but hey at least we're happy."
"...Anyways mom dad I'm Ganna go ahead and level for a bit bye."
I closed the connection as I didn't want to get diabetes from them.
"Status"
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Name-Brandon Mill's
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Class-None
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Strength-10
Inteligence-7
Dexterity-11
stamina-6
Mana-???
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Title's-Isekai trash, World traveler, Friend of God's child
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"...Shit I don't have levels....no no it's fine maybe I get stronger through class advancements."
I began to wonder what class would suit me best and if I'd get a bullshit class if I kill a monster or two.
"For now I'll head for a mage class but first I might as well try."
I began to Imagine a book with a leather torn cover with all kinds of symmbles on it.
"...Damn it...Cast spell inter-dimensional summon."
A portal the size of my head appeared in front of me and from it falls my greatest regret...
".....Even if it's useful now it's still just so embarrassing."
The book feel to the ground landing right in front of me. I bent down and grabbed it reluctantly.
"...My book of spells...."
Within my hands is a book I wrote in middle school. My greatest shame and blessing.
"....For now I'll just store it."
As I was about to store it I remembered the aqua armor incident.
"...How exactly to I imagine a pocket dimension?"
I gave up on the thought and instead decided to repair my burnt sweater. I of course imagined my cum face sweater and because I didn't want to risk another me showing up i decided to just imagine the sweater.
"Cast spell object creation."
It appeared in front of me. I immediately took of the sweater and t-shirt I was wearing and put on the new sweater no shirt under.
"It's an isekai world so it should be fine. Now how do I go about carrying the book?"
After thinking for a bit I just decided to cram it in the hood and cast a sticky spell on it so it wouldn't fall out.
"I'm kinda hungry...Wonder if there's any towns nearby?
I went ahead and decided to just cast a search spell.
"Alright maybe an hour's walk ahead."
I began to walk to the town slowly making my through the forest slowly leaving the burnt part, coming across many dead beast along the way.
"So let's see so far plain wolves exist, some big birds, some bears, and some goblins...Not as fantasy as I thought it would be."
I continued to walk through the forest still finding animal corpses, most likely the result of the flood.
After walking for a while I exited the forest and found a path. Unfortunately before I could relax I saw around three or four wagon's speeding right towards me I stopped on the spot.
"Cast spell physical barrier."
The wagons kept going as if they wished to run right into me.
Thankfully the stopped when they were a few feet away, Many people stepped out. I'm pretty sure they were adventurers but some of them weren't dressed in armor, and as soon as they got out, they started to scream at me. I didn't understand a word they said so I went ahead and imagened all of us speaking the same language
"Cast spell translation."
"STATE YOU AFFILIATION AND YOUR REASON TO BE HERE OR WE SHALL ASSUME YOU ARE THE FIRE STARTER. IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WE WILL RESPOND VIOLENTLY DO YOU UNDERSTAND!"
"Yes I understand."
"Good it seems you are from the East is this true."
"I am unaware as to where I am from sir."
"...We need you to come with us under suspicion of being a spy."
"I shall comply but if you would allow me I would like to answer your questions."
"...Fine but hop in the carriage and put these on."
He handed me some iron hand cuffs. I was surprised to say the least but I went ahead and put them on as I got on the carriage.
"So tell me what were you doing there and what is you affiliation and I will say this ahead of time you are to be held in our custody until all doubts are proven false."
"I have no affiliation. I am a wandering mage who went to that forest in search of materials. for my master."
"Can you provide proof of his existence."
"Yes I can. If you wish I can call him."
"You may see him after your interagation ,okay."
"...fine."
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