My previous life was quite miserable.
Imagine a potato bag with the bare motor skills. That. Yep that.
The only exciting thing to ever happen inside my life, was funny, enough my death.
Weird men in some shady cosplay busted into my house and smacked me really hard.
As the potato bag I was, I instantly died.
But now, I am falling from the sky at astonishing speeds.
I thought to myself:
'please god I hope I don't die from this'
I saw a red mass protruding from a forest.
I decided to land on it.
As I came in contact with it, I started sinking.
'oh sh-'