A Broken Tool

Dear potential reader, I have stressed on how I might create this synopsis. Not because it is a difficult task but because hmm what is its name? It doesn't really have one so I suppose I’ll have to call it the main character or MC for short. And to be transparent the MC is a sword it just lacks a name so unfortunately I can’t call it by anything other than the MC
The reason why I have lamented on how to write this is the MC has already written a synopsis for you. But it’s woefully insulting and does nothing at all to inform you as to what the story might be about. So I will summarize what I can in a brief summary and then I will let you read the MC’s synopsis if you so choose.

It’s been almost ten thousand years since the great hero and his party has defeated a great and terrible evil, the Empire. The victory wasn’t as clean as one would like with the hero perishing and the sword bestowed upon him lost. The sword long forgotten and uncollected has been left alone for thousands of years with no company but itself and an occasional insect or spider passing by. With nothing to do it has decided to spend its time writing a book. As luck would have it, as soon as it starts this book a rug in the shape of a human falls in front of it. With fortune finally showing itself it may hope to leave its bleak and boring cave.

As I stated, brief. Perhaps you’ll hear from me again, that is if you decide to read the book. Regardless I stated you would get to see the swords synopsis. I’m afraid I will have to postpone the MC's forward at the start of the book as it is quite too long to be in a synopsis. I would however caution against reading its synopsis. It is written in a somewhat unflattering disposition and I wouldn’t want you to be insulted if you had no intention of reading the book.
For those that do plan to read the book some friendly advice, skip the forward, don't even think about reading it as it is very unseemly. In place of reading its horrid synopsis I suggest starting with the prologue but of course the decision is yours.

~Warm Wishes
The Writer