Chapter 1071: The Beauty is a Sea Zombie
Editor: Noodletown Translations
"You're an idiot, are you trying to kill yourself?" curling its lips, Black Puppy cursed at Qingfeng Li.
Yes, Black Puppy enjoyed bickering with Qingfeng Li, but it didn't want to see him die so soon. Jumping into the sea after him, however, wasn't an option, because it didn't know how to swim.
Black Puppy didn't know how to swim, but it knew who did.
So, it walked towards Flower Fairy and tapped her body with its paw, immediately waking her up from her fantasy.
"Hey! What did you do that for?" Flower Fairy furrowed her brows in annoyance.
Flower Fairy was a beautiful woman, and she didn't like Black Puppy at all because it was vulgar and arrogant.
Black Puppy responded, "Qingfeng Li was mesmerized by that ugly b*tch. He just jumped into the ocean to his death, so you need to save him."
"The ugly b*tch?" Flower Fairy asked with a confused look on her charming face.
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