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Chapter 3: Eating Too Many Will Cause Your Body To Explode

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The youth with a sword by his side frowned as the corners of his lips twitched.

He swept a glance at the empty treasure room before turning his gaze to this unfamiliar face standing in front of him. In a short while, his expression started to change into one of intense rage. ‘Zheng!’ He drew out his sword and pointed it at Xu Que and asked ferociously, "Who are you? How dare you trespass into my sect’s treasure room!"

Xu Que turned to look at the system interface screen and noticed the last remaining Divine Escape Emblem left in the item slot. He then started laughing out loud.

"Brother, you don’t even know who I am and you dare to point your sword at me? Don’t you know? In this entire life, the one thing I hate the most is for someone to point a gun… Oh, for someone to point a sword at my face?"

"Ding! Congratulations host ‘Xu Que’ for successfully acting tough. The reward is one act tough point."

The sword wielding youth paused, a confused look could be seen on his face, "But, I didn’t point it at your head!"

He then realized what he’d just said and snapped back into anger, "Cut the crap! You dare to enter our sacred treasure room. You’re clearly looking for death."

The minute his last word was spoken, the youth swung his sword with a ‘whoosh’. The deadly flash of the sword could almost be heard as bright red light reflected across to the four corners of the room. A stream of ember flames spilled out and charged towards Xu Que, causing him to feel an intense heat.

His mother, this kid is really unkind! And much more powerful than that immortal girl from earlier. At the very least, he’s at the Foundation Building Stage! Why do all these cultivation people so fierce and violent. They always attack to kill without giving any warning or speaking and their opening attacks are always so powerful.

Xu Que cursed out aloud as he charged some energy from within his body to defend himself. However, he felt something wasn’t quite right.

He could feel a colossal amount of energy welling from within the deepest recesses of his body. It seemed to swirl around his vital organs and wreak havoc all over. It was almost as if the energy was trying to rip his entire body apart and felt like a million needles were pricking every inch of him. Xu Que trembled before falling to the ground helplessly.

"Ah!"

Xu Que clutched at his lower abdomen, just above the navel, where the dantian was. The dantian was the region where Qi was stored and it felt like the immense energy was about to force its way out. It was so intense that he knew the amount of energy trying to escape would surely kill him and shatter his body.

Why was this happening?

Xu Que then recalled the number of pills he gulped down recklessly as his face turned pale.

I’m finished. I’m really finished.

With so many pills in my stomach I’m done for. So it wasn’t that the pills weren’t taking effect but that I had to rotate all the Qi around for me to feel it.

After consuming all those pills, he didn’t think to rotate the Qi around his body and thus didn’t feel the effects of it. Only after he was forced to utilize some energy to defend himself from the youth did he rotate his Qi.

"How dare you thief! What tricks are you trying to pull off this time?"

Zhang Su Liang glared at Xu Que, trying to size him up. Seeing him clutch his belly and all the empty vials around him. He finally understood the situation. With a face full of shock and fear, he sputtered, "You... Did you consume all those pills?"

At this point, Xu Que had no energy to reply him. His entire face was contorted as he grimaced in agony, his cheeks becoming paler by the second.

Even with five different spiritual roots, he was completely unable to assimilate such copious amounts of Qi.

Zhang Su Liang was momentarily stunned as well. All these pills... They were used to give the outer disciples for their cultivation every month! A single normal Energy Accumulation pill could provide enough Qi to a disciple for an entire month.

And this guy standing before him just swallowed dozens of these pills? He even ate the Origins and Physical Tempering Pills meant for the Foundation Building Stages. Was he trying to commit suicide?

"Ding! System detected that host ‘Xu Que’ is overloaded with Qi and is taking damage to his body. Activate repair and recovery capabilities? Notice : Repair and recovery would require 1 act tough point."

The voice of the system rang out within his head. Even without thinking, he hurriedly shouted out in his head, "Activate! Hurry get rid of this excess Qi in my body!"

"Ding! Activation of recovery, success. Deducting 1 act tough point."

"Ding! It’s been detected that the host’s <Ancient Five Elements Arts> only has the beginner’s level and thus is unable to digest the Qi energy. It’s required to buy the intermediate level.

Shua!

Following the repair of his physical condition, Xu Que felt the pain subside considerably. At the same time, he saw a white page appeared before his eyes. This was the shop of the system.

This was his first time seeing the shopping facilities of the system. Within it, there were a multitude of purchasable items and many different types of manuals and treasures.

However, the minute he saw the price attached to the intermediate levels of the <Ancient Five Elements Arts> he spit out a mouthful of blood.

"The middle levels required me to spend a hundred acting tough points? Fuck, why don’t you just rob me instead?! I’ve acted tough so hard the entire day and I can’t even purchase an intermediate level manual!" Xu Que shouted out in his head.

Zhang Su Liang furrowed his eyebrows and was just about to speak. All of a sudden, Xu Que’s face contorted in agony once again as he let out a distressed shout.

"Ah!!!"

The sound of the shout sounded excruciating and he wasn’t feigning it. He felt another surge of pain in his body since the recovery speed was unable to catch up to the speed of his Qi wrecking his body. He had consumed far too many pills and his body which was festered with impurities couldn’t handle the pureness of the Qi.

"Since you’re in so much pain, why don’t I put you out of your misery!"

Zhang Su Liang couldn’t bear to hear his screams any longer as he clutched the hilt of his sword and decided to end his sufferings.

Seeing the present situation, he mustered the remnants of his energy and gritted his teeth, "Don’t bother about me. Everyone has to die sooner or later in spite of how severe or easy their deaths would be. If I don’t enter hell, who else shall? Ah!!!"

The minute his last word echoed out, there was a ‘whoosh’ as Xu Que disappeared from sight. It did seem like he had really died then and his soul vanished from the spot. Even his body had been utterly destroyed as well.

Zhang Su Liang’s mouth was gaping wide as he struggled to believe what he saw. It took him a long time before he regained his senses. It was as if he was taken aback by the sagely words spoken by Xue Que.

Indeed, Xu Que didn’t die. He was just afraid that he would be hacked to death by Zhang Su Liang if he remained and thus he broke the final Divine Escape Emblem and activated it. It was just that he acted tough once before leaving.

And the way which he acted tough was anything but ordinary. The system however only rewarded him with a single point each time he acted tough. Compared with the points needed to purchase the intermediate level of the <Ancient Five Element Arts>, it was a single hair out of nine cows.

At this point, Xu Que was still relying on the system’s recovery and he had to spend 1 acting tough points every now and then. However, the Qi within his body didn’t seem to dissipate. Instead, it seemed to grow stronger, like the aging of wine which grew stronger by tenfolds as time passed.

Assimilating such small amounts of Qi each time wasn’t going to solve the problem.

Xu Que was teleported to a side of a small creek and was backed up against a tree. He composed himself and conjured the system into view. A window interface appeared before his eyes.

Host: Xu Que

Cultivation Stage: Qi Refining Stage Level 10 (Beginner’s Access)

Experience Points: 0/1000

Acting Tough Points: 15 Points

Skill Path: <Ancient Five Elements Arts> Beginner’s Level

Occupation: None

Status: Prince Consort of Eastern Fire Country

Current Vitality Status: Imminent Danger

Seeing the last line of words, Xu Que’s mouth twitched.

Imminent danger couldn’t mean anything good. It was exactly like what people were told when they received news of terminal illness. It was somewhat like a death sentence!

"Damned system. You told me that you would guide me along this journey of acting tough and see that I soar. Hurry and think of a way to solve this problem!" Xu Que clutched his abdomen, his face grimaced in pain.

"Ding! Search complete. According to the host’s previous acting tough situation and present circumstance, the system has detected a solution to the problem..."

Hearing these words, Xu Que’s eyes lit up as if he had a renewed hope in life.

In the next moment however, his vision went black.

The system automatically ejected itself from the shops. It then displayed a manual which was titled, <Destruction of Meridians>.


Chapter 4: Gorgeous Looking Little Village Girl

Editor: Translation Nation

After some time, Xu Que heaved a sigh of relief.

The system’s solution meant that there was a way out. It was for him to muster the skill of "Destruction of Meridians". This was the only way to expel the excess Qi.

Since Qi flowed along the meridians, everytime he collapsed his own meridians, Qi would automatically be used up to repair the damage vessel.

It would even cause his meridians to become stronger after each reparation process and would also strengthen his health and physique.

However, this process was bound to be tortuous and excruciating. In order to allow the Qi to repair his meridians, he would have to shut off the system’s reparation ability. This also meant that Xu Que had to endure the pain of countless destructions of his own meridians.

"Forget it. If it has to be destroyed and repaired, then so be it. It’s much better than exploding to death."

Xu Que made the choice.

He gritted his teeth and spent 10 acting tough points to buy the manual <Destruction of Meridians>.

In that instant, a flash of light flashed across his mind as he acquired the cruel manual.

He then shut his eyes tight as he used his own Qi to press down hard on each of his crucial acupuncture points, collapsing his own meridians.

At the same time, the shrieks and wails which sounded like a pig dying could be heard in the forest.

Once he broke the first meridians, he didn’t stop for two days and two nights. At the end of it all, Xu Que was completely drained as he passed out.

...

When he opened his eyes, he found himself lying within a small and old wooden hut. To his sides were simple and plain furnitures. A rusted and spotted pot rested on the table as it emitted steam.

"Looks like I survived…"

Xu Que laughed out contentedly.

He licked his cracked up lips before sitting up to pour himself some water to drink.

"Ssss!"

At the same time, he sucked in a breath of cold, fresh air. Pain coursed through his entire body agonizingly as he fell back down onto the bed helplessly.

At this point, he realized that his entire body was wrapped up like a mummy. A sharp and unpleasant smell of medication wafted from within the wraps.

Fuck, which quack of a doctor did this to me?

Xu Que was filled with anger. What’s a simple wound? All that’s required was to spend some acting tough points and I will be alright. But you decided to wrap me up like a damned mummy. How am I supposed to act tough in this state?

‘Chi-ya!’

The door creaked open gently, as a petite figure walked through the door.

"Eh, you’re awake?"

A sweet and melodious sound of a girl speaking coursed through his ears.

Xu Que looked up to get a better look as his entire body froze.

The petite girl standing before him was a beauty. Her skin was fair and smooth as an entire head of dark black hair fell lightly on her shoulders. Her big round eyes gleamed of innocence and clarity.

Seeing that Xu Que was awake, the corners of her mouth moved to reveal the smile of a gorgeous angel.

"So you’ve finally woken up. Yesterday, I went up to the mountains to pick some vegetables and saw that you were unconscious on the ground, and your entire body was covered in blood. Thus I called for second brother Leng and the rest of them to carry you back. You must be a foreigner, right? You must never go up that mountain again. It was very easy for people who were unfamiliar with this area to fall prey to the beasts around." Her beautiful eyes gleamed as she smiled once again and her cheeks revealed a sweet pair of dimples.

Xu Que was still dazed by her beauty.

My god. How can this world produce a woman of such beauty! Compared to the pretty immortal girl who turned violent previously, this little village girl was on a different league. She had the countenance of a flower and the face of goddess. It was difficult for Xu Que to contain his infatuation.

"Don’t be afraid. This is Pan Shan Village. Wild beasts won’t enter this place. Besides, there are many immortals who would beat them savagely if they ever showed up." The little village girl looked at Xu Que’s expression and thought that he was still afraid. He was watching her little hands imitate the beasts as she spoke. She was extremely adorable.

Xu Que regained his senses. Staring at a beautiful girl was a simple act. However, the grand mastery of acting tough was a job that was perpetual and must never be dropped!

Hearing this, he sat upright and replied, "Afraid? I, Xu Que, have never known fear. Truth be told, I am a hunter. That day when I was atop the mountain, I ran into a thousand.. Err, several dozens of wild beasts trying to take me for their dinner. But I wasn’t the least afraid. When I encountered them, I stood my ground and shouted at them. Everyone has to die sooner or later in spite of how severe or easy their deaths would be. But I, Xu Que, will never surrender. Hence I began a battle for my life which lasted three days and three nights. Look at these battle scars, they were caused by a savage wolf…"

"Ah? We’ve never heard of any wolves on that mountain!"

"Aren’t there any? Then it means that it probably came over from another mountain! Aiya, don’t bother yourself with the minor details. The important point is that I wasn’t willing to die as a meal to them, and thus I jumped off the mountain. Who would expect that heavens was looking after me and sent an immortal fairy to look after me. Thank you."

"Ah… I… I’m not an immortal fairy. I’m Xiao Rou." The little village girl froze momentarily as her face blushed red in shyness, tipping her head down.

"It’s alright Xiao Rou. From today on, you shall be my immortal fairy." Xu Que replied sincerely.

"You… How can you say… Ah…" Xiao Rou sounded extremely anxious and flustered as she covered her adorable face before turning around to run off.

In this place, even if it’s a tiny village, people were still very traditional and conservative.

In speaking this way, Xu Que was as good as taking liberties with her and teasing her and not just complimenting her on her looks.

Xiao Rou ran out of the hut and hid outside as she started using her little fingers to fan her hot flushed cheeks.

Xu Que laid back down on the bed and smiled in admiration of himself.

That acting tough was extremely successful. He had earned 2 points from it and was pleased. That's why his glib tongue decided to flatter and praise Xiao Rou.

He then called out the system as the interface appeared before his eyes.

Host: Xu Que

Cultivation Stagel: Qi Refining Stage Level 10 (Small Progress)

Experience Points: 0/1000

Acting Tough Points: 7 Points

Skill Path : <Ancient Five Elements Arts> Beginner’s Level

Occupation: None

Status: Prince Consort of the Eastern Fire Country

"Eh?"

Xu Que was taken aback.

The last time he looked at the interface, it was still the same— level 10 of the Qi Refining Stage. However, the system’s comments were that it was just beginner’s access. Now it stated that I’ve made small progress, as if I had increased by a mini level. Could it be the rewards of constantly destroying and repairing my meridians?

Oh, if that’s the reason, then all that suffering wasn’t in vain.

Xu Que’s heart regained some sort of calmness as he spoke to the system, "Activate recovery capabilities. Help me to recover from my injuries."

"Ding! Activating recovery capabilities. Deducting 1 acting tough point."

Shua!

Almost instantaneously, a clear and cooling feeling enveloped his entire body.

Xu Que felt his entire body shrouded in comfort and pleasure. It was the same feeling as dipping into a hot stream after a long and tiring day, causing all his pores to open up in relaxation.

After several breaths, all the pain in his body had disappeared as he regained his energy. He felt much stronger than before he was hurt.

Xu Que then laughed out, extremely satisfied as he leapt off the bed. He then clenched his fists as he stretched, causing his muscles to twitch.

"Pa! Pa! Pa-da!"

Following the sounds, he had ripped apart the bandages on his body as it fell to the ground.

‘Chi-ya!’

At this point the finally composed Xiao Rou pushed open the door once again and entered.

At this point, her gaze fell upon Xu Que’s. Her pupils dilated as her smile turned into one of extreme horror as she let out a loud shriek. Her entire face turned a deep shade of red as she ran out of the door.

Xu Que paused for sometime, his expression was suspicious as he looked down at himself. What he saw caused his face to turn as red as a pig’s liver.

Fuck, who took off all my clothes?


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