A Huge Misunderstanding

In the ruins of a destroyed city, a frightening zombie reached out its bony arm, and jumped at him with its rotting smell.

He wanted so badly to hide, but he couldn't move his body. He watched the skeleton covered in rotten flesh get closer and closer, and then it pressed down on his face, piercing his skin with its sharp fingers.　

"Ah!" he screamed, waking up from his dream.　　

A grey shadow flashed in front him. His cheek still hurt from the attack, and suddenly he smelled bird poop.　

"Richard! Come over here, you bastard!"　　

He figured out what happened. Richard must have stepped on his face and jumped over him, scraping his nose with its wings covered in bird droppings. That was why he had that stinking nightmare. 　　

"Quack!" Richard fluttered its wings and flew further away. "Why are you waking up so late today? Even later than I do. I'm punishing you a little so that it won't happen again!"