Tian Xing Jian felt that war was something truly loathsome. Before noon, he had to visit the maintenance training camp to instruct those rookies; in the afternoon, he had to suffer from the torture under Russell; and whenever he had free time, he would bind around with silk before it rains [1] via various self-harm.
If not for war, who would be so free to do all these damaging tasks? Even he did not have the mentality to go and peep at An Lei bathing for a few days, as he was afraid that he would die from the lack of Qi and blood if he was not careful enough.
Overturning his legs and placing them on his shoulders and with his buttocks placed on his head in the shape of a flesh ball, he rolled here and there while sighing. Every time he was training in yoga, he would see his healthy and beautiful figure squeeze into various shapes, causing him to have exceptional heartaches!
The training for the cadets had lasted a week. Tian Xing Jian and Major Hanks had a harmonious time working together. Hanks was an old soldier who interacted with machinery maintenance for ten years and had been promoted step by step to his current rank of major by relying on his skills, proving that he was truly someone knowledgeable. But after seeing Fatty’s maintenance techniques, he could not help but feel startled and hold respect for him, as he publicly acknowledged that Fatty was the most formidable engineer expert that he had seen during his ten years of service. This single acknowledgement was just like pouring oil into flames, as all the cadets in the maintenance training camp started offering themselves to Fatty in worship.
One had to know that through Fatty’s way of instructing using words and examples, other things did not need to be described. When it solely came to the assembly and disassembly of the BG-17 model energy rifle, as long as the cadets were not lacking in terms of body coordination, then they would all fundamentally attain the standard of seven seconds disassembly and ten seconds assembly. Even those soldiers in the front line would see them as outstanding.
Several males who had a better personality would love to boast and chat idly with Fatty. Fatty was, after all, someone who had been on the battlefield for such a long period of time. When mentioning those matters over war, he could casually flip his hand and bring something out, causing the eyes of this group of chaps to glow as they listened.
The female cadets would also gather towards Fatty when they had nothing to do, especially so when they were currently at that age of having idols. Hearing how Fatty had boasted himself so formidably, all of them were trying their best to flutter their eyes at him while posturing a naive look as they gasped and cheered for him from time after time.
To Fatty, this was the most challenging titillation. It felt as if they were telling him to chase after them and that they would be his as long as he chased after them! It was like the females were allowing the lord to collect any one of them to his liking.
But how could such a happy occasion be dependent on Fatty? After An Lei came to the training camp in search of Fatty twice, he was regarded as a deity by all the males in the entire training camp, and they began worshipping him even more. Such a fairy-like, fresh, and beautiful woman had actually become his—this silly fatty instructor was damningly too formidable!
The female cadets all felt entirely inferior, and from then on, they got rid of any thoughts of getting closer to Fatty, leading to Fatty lamenting over the loss.
Fatty was actually of similar age with these cadets, and people of a similar age had much things to speak about. Hanks was also a good person; as long as they followed up with the pace of the training, then he would also be fine if they joked around with him during ordinary days. Thus, within the academy’s dozens of ordinary training camps and ten special training camps, the maintenance training camp had the best relationship between the cadets and instructors.
This was originally a good thing, but because the cadets of the maintenance training camp had defended Fatty too much, this culminated into an incident.
Jialipalan academy’s newly-recruited, week-old cadets had a very complicated composition. Amongst the few tens of thousands cadets, there were all sorts of people, ranging from some who had exceptionally good family background to some who were regarded as geniuses, some who were famous commanding officers that had been on the news, and some who were old soldiers that had charged through the bullet screen alive. It was hard for the young to avoid being hot-blooded, and it was common practice in the academy to compare. All sorts of rankings had been started formulating under the actions of bored people. There were beauty rankings, combat rankings, physical training rankings, Battle Mecha combat rankings, and even wealth rankings.
These were matters that everyone had experienced before. After passing through that age, these people would just treat them with a smile after reminiscing of those times. Nobody would truly treat these as authentic since they were merely the products of the time when they were just hot-blooded youngsters.
But at this moment, they could not possibly see through the reasoning. Those who entered the rankings felt either delighted or did not care. Coincidentally, those who did not enter the rankings would either grit their teeth or not care, acting as if they were above these rankings.
Amongst these influential figures, the person who was the most vain and perhaps had the greatest combat power would be those from the special training camp! The special forces camp was truly Jialipalan academy’s essence, as it converged the outstanding talents together. There were many who were standing on the apex of different areas, and to these outstanding cadets, the matter that made them lose their face the most would be the training when they had just entered the academy.
Whenever they thought of themselves, they would blush. Those who had strangled themselves as if they were SM princesses would feel like strangling themselves to death.
It was fine if they lost their face, but the problem was that the fatty from the maintenance training camp had been more evil. If not for the end of the formation drill for the cadets in the maintenance training camp, then Fatty would really have died there from laughter. This had become the hottest news in the entire academy.
Katherine was also in the special forces training camp. She felt that her decision to show off by joining the male special forces camp’s training was fundamentally the most foolish one she had ever made, and worse off, she had even met that damned fatty!
Previously, this damned fatty had leaned unsteadily from side to side, squeezing himself amidst the crowd of female students. The debt he owed from using those two elbows to eat their beancurd [2] had not been paid. Who would have thought that he had even become her arch-enemy after that incident of laughing at them? Some things could be tolerated, and the current matter was something which could not. This wretched and lewd fatty was someone who should be destroyed.
This thinking had surged up within the special forces training camp, and everyone cooperated. There were many heroes amidst them, and they felt as if they had finally met someone who understood their own feelings.
Thus, whenever they had free time in between their trainings, there would be people standing close to the area where Fatty stood, speaking loudly. These words were merely there to incite and destroy his reputation. As for Fatty, he could not care less about these brats who had not seen the world and would turn a deaf ear and treat them as farts.
Even though he was fine with that, once those cadets heard those words, they felt they were truly piercing to them. Several cadets who were exceptionally close to Fatty had started feeling indignant at the injustice.
This day, Fatty was currently resting on his chair in paralysis when suddenly, the white rabbit cadet came running over, grabbing him and shaking him fiercely. She had almost shaken the milk inside Fatty out. Fatty was afraid that he would be shaken by the white rabbit cadet to death and immediately stood up and asked, “What’s the matter? Did something happen?”
The white rabbit cadet had a habit ingrained in her since she was young of taking a deep breath before speaking. Placing her hands by her waist and raising her chest to take a deep breath, after she finally caught her breath, Fatty was the one who began gasping without breath instead.
Before dying, Fatty finally understood those words told to him by the white rabbit. The maintenance camp and special forces camp had started fighting!
That was still fine! When Fatty rushed over to the barracks, after reaching the training ground, the maintenance camp and special forces camp were facing each other in a confrontation with their daggers drawn [3].
There were even a few maintenance camp cadets lying on the ground, and he did not know whether they were dead or alive!
The males from the maintenance camp did not have much strength and were fundamentally considered as characters who were well-developed in their brains but lacking strength in their four limbs. Still, they were not people of such good character, as the instructors and cadets had long been turned into colluding villains by them.
But what Fatty had not thought of was this group of harmless brats had fought with the special forces cadet for his sake! For a moment, he felt moved and resentful at the same time. The special forces camp was truly bullying others!
I would like to see who actually dared to damningly bully this father’s cadets!
[1] Make ample preparation before the event comes.
[2] Touching their breasts.
[3] Figurative meaning.
Amidst the crowd, surprisingly, there were people who were old soldiers from the special forces. They were currently looking with disdain at the maintenance camp cadets who were like a group of big-headed Karls, ugly and lacking nutrition.
Fatty’s heart immediately sank down. This was something which he wasn’t willing to see at all.
These old soldiers were soldiers who had killed their way through the bullet screen and were geniuses chosen amidst tens of thousands in the army. They had the most combat experience and could become fundamental level commanding officers in the future! As long as they acted, these cadets from the maintenance camp would certainly leave the scene with broken legs and hands, and these geniuses’ future would be ruined.
Seeing their instructor came, the maintenance camp’s cadets erupted into cheers as they immediately opened up a path. Fatty squeezed his way towards the side of those fallen cadets and gave them a detailed inspection. He felt a stone drop in his heart.
Even though these chaps were still groaning on the floor in a manner that was akin to having difficult births, in reality, they were merely skin-deep injuries, and there were even two who had been able to stand up immediately, strong and healthy. It was unknown whether they stood up because they saw that their instructor had come and did not feel good or that the ground was too cold and they were afraid of catching rheumatism.
Fatty felt truly disheartened. Why would there be no heroic character amongst his cadets? Why would all of them try their utmost to get beaten to death by others!?
After creating such a big disturbance, all of them were merely some cunning, wretched people who did not have any courage. After just two moves, they were on the floor, feigning death. There was not even a fart of an injury on their body, and one was even acting as if he was dying, groaning while in the embrace of a female cadet that had her emotions unchecked. He did not know if that expression was of agony or comfort and whether that voice was groaning or in bliss.
‘Damn, my reputation has been destroyed by this group of chaps. I had even rushed here with burning anxiety in my heart, afraid that they would suffer!’ Fatty put on a flat face and stood up while shouting, “All of you, get up! If you dare to act again, I’ll beat you till you become a cripple!”
The gangster-like cadets moved even faster than lightning. Previously, they had been rolling and moving unsteadily, but within moments, all of them stood up straight.
Standing in front of the special forces cadets, Katherine coldly snorted, “Whatever instructor there is will be whatever soldiers they will be! Without having any outstanding leader, the rest of the group will be useless. I haven’t even used all my strength, and yet they are already on the ground!”
“You were beaten by a female?” Fatty felt rage. The few male students from the maintenance camp blushed after hearing that.
Fatty turned around over to her. The female speaking was someone whom he did not have much of an impression of; however, with his incisive gaze of reading the sizes of boobs, he immediately recognized her, as that pair of 36D big rabbits was what he had seen that time.
Big rabbits, ah big rabbits, we are truly enemies on a narrow road!
The wretched person set himself with the pair of big white rabbits. Katherine, seeing that fierce look of his staring at her chest, began gritting her teeth. She could not help but blush while angrily shouting, “Smelly rogue! What are you looking at!? So shameless!”
Fatty regained his composure, saying in his heart, ‘You are using your chest to stare at me, so why can’t I stare back at you? Such weird logic!’ Ignoring this spicy female cadet, he turned around to the maintenance camp cadets: “How did you begin fighting?”
The moment this was mentioned, the several cadets that had been beaten began blurting out in succession, “They are truly bullying others, saying how we, from the maintenance camp, are just a group of repulsive people. They said something about using carrots to feed some pig, and the instructor is also a silly fatty.”
“F***!” Fatty felt felt enraged with smoke coming from his seven orifices. This group of special forces camp rookies was truly bullying others! Was this father considered a carrot and also a pig?
Thinking about it a little further, such chicken feather small matters amongst students were hard to avoid. He was, after all, an instructor, and if he did not manage things well and these matters became big, then there would not be any benefits to anyone. Calming himself down, he indifferently said, “These are just several small matters. There is no need to make a fuss out of it. Right now, the international situation is in such an anxious state, so regardless of which camp they are from, there’s a chance of them becoming a comrade to one another. This is especially so since all of you are here to pursue your studies and will be ready to be deployed into the battlefield of Galileo. I want everyone to understand exactly what’s your own purpose for coming to the academy.”
Fatty’s gaze swept through several of those old soldiers from the special forces. These old soldiers knew that this first lieutenant was targeting them and eventually lost their hostile attitude.
“You cadets are all specifically chosen by the military, and all of you are outstanding. You are all first grade in your own areas, and for you all to come here, it isn’t to stir up trouble. You have your own ambitions, so just go ahead and chase after them. Being a general is good, being a marshal is fine too, but there’s certainly no point in wasting your energy on such small matters.” Even though these words spoken by Fatty were sincere and earnest, he wasn’t old enough. Although several of the cadets from the special forces camp felt enlightened, the majority treated his words with contempt.
“Let’s just forget this matter. It isn’t any huge matter; it was merely some tongue battle, so let’s all not be so immature!” Fatty waved his hand.
Katherine had always felt Fatty was unpleasant in her eyes. After hearing this, she said in a low voice to several female cadets beside her, “See this? I said this Fatty is truly useless, right? Whatever instructor there is will lead to whatever students there are. Fortunately, our instructor isn’t like him, who is just like a bear.” Even though she had tried her best to lower her voice on the surface, she was deliberately letting everyone else within the circle hear her words.
The special forces camp cadets broke out into laughter. The sight of Fatty and the maintenance camp cadets made them feel even more disdain, as if they, the entire maintenance training camp who was standing on the other side, were all just fools and trash.
The expressions on those maintenance training camp cadets immediately turned ashen. Fatty knew that things were turning for the worse. If he did not give an explanation to these cadets, then in the future, these cadets would not want to be taken care by him anymore. After all, they were here to support him. Being bullied was fine, but the most important point was that they could not withstand this grievance.
Fatty’s temper of obtaining advantages without forgiving others had started acting up again. Glancing at those cadets from the special forces camp, he coldly said, “Very good. It seems that all those years of education you guys had were thrown into the stomach of a dog. For you all to not know the meaning of unity, the meaning of respecting the master and his teachings!”
He was, after all, an instructor. The cadets from the special forces camp did not dare to say anything. Only Katherine, with her implacable hatred, did not hesitate to shout out, “Who are you to be considered a teacher!?”
Fatty took out a nameplate that hung around his neck, pointing towards those words written on it: “Design and Manufacturing of Battle Mecha and Weapon Equipment Assistant Instructor, Tian Xing Jian. Do you recognize these words?”
Katherine did not know what to say momentarily. She had never thought this despicable and shameless damned Fatty was actually an assistant instructor of the academy. Thinking for a moment, she suddenly jumped out and shouted, “A fake! It must be fake! You are pretending to be an instructor. Judging from your personality, how could you ever be an instructor of this academy!?”
What Fatty hated the most was this conduct of making a deer out of a horse, an attitude of not willing to admit fault. Scoffing, he said, “Little girl, look at my body from top to bottom. Which part is fake?”
Without even waiting for Katherine, who started turning red in her face, Fatty suddenly angrily shouted, “If you say it is fake, then it is fake? Do you think this academy is opened by your family?”
“How old are you this year? Even if you aren’t dozens of years old, you should at least weigh a few kilograms, right!?”
“Speaking with that mouth of yours, pointing at a deer only to say it is a horse, don’t you know that that is known as being lame?”
“Letting your hair down while acting so unreasonable, don’t you know the meaning of losing your face? [1]”
When comparing the ability to argue, Katherine would never be the match of Fatty. For a moment, she felt anxious and angry, and the next, a leg went flying towards Fatty.
Fatty did not ever have the habit of fighting with women; arguing was gratifying to his mouth, but fighting would be unreasonable. He could not let his fleshy body feel gratified, right? Immediately, he evaded the attack.
Seeing Katherine kicking empty space, right as she was about to punch out, a loud voice was suddenly heard: “Hold!”
The person who shouted was naturally the instructor from the special forces camp. This person who had betrayed Fatty, a special forces captain, came into the scene and stared at them with his eyes. The entire special forces camp cadets immediately kept quiet out of fear. Even the spicy Katherine had resentfully stood by the side without moving.
Seems like this group of cadets was frightened after being handled by the special forces captain.
The moment Fatty saw this chap, he could not help but let out the repressed air in him. In the past, he was frequently laughed at by the old soldiers when he was training as a rookie, but never had he seen such a matter of having their own instructors being redirected as the target of vengeance. This captain was truly unsophisticated. ‘Damn, you are really teaching your cadets well for you to redirect all their resentment towards me.’ Fatty felt extremely angry inside his heart.
That special forces captain did not give this fatty any pleasant expression. In the military, it was customary to protect one’s shortcoming. When one’s own child wrought trouble, the military commander would usually not offer an apology; instead, it was with a red neck that they haggled to either a win or a loss in order to determine who was right. Even if the winner was unreasonable, he would just be scolded as a little bastard when they returned to their superiors. As for the losing party, even if he was being reasonable, he would still be scolded harshly before having a sudden drill until this group of brats would not dare to lose their reputation anymore.
To each, they would protect their own cadets. Fatty and that captain squinted at each other as if they were two fighting chickens. The captain coldly said, “I thank you, First Lieutenant Tian. Our special forces camp cadets have created a lot of trouble for you. It’s just that in the future, let me be the one to reprimand them. I’m afraid they are not worth your efforts!”
Seeing that this chap was still ignorant, Fatty did not care about giving him any face anymore and angrily said, “To be honest, however scoundrel-like your special forces camp cadets are isn’t my problem. However, if they come stirring up trouble in my maintenance camp, then I’ll have to handle things my way. Whatever the case, fists comes before words. It is fine for me to beat up a few commandos. After all, it’s like beating up some bastards and I can guarantee that they will not be able to return the attacks.”
The captain did not think this fatty would be so fierce that everything bad would be fixed upon the special forces when he opened his mouth. A sentence on the left and a sentence to the right were all about beating up the special forces. There was even the sentence of saying how this was similar to beating up some bastards… For a moment, the fury was let out in his heart, but right as he was about to give a sarcastic response, Katherine, who was by the side, suddenly rushed towards Fatty, mocking him, “Just with you alone, you still want to beat up the special forces? Don’t make me laugh. But beating you up is still something I have the means to do.”
The captain heard this, and with a “heh”, he knew this lass understood things better than he did. The fatty was merely an instructor from the maintenance camp. When they started fighting, he would truly be just like an infant. Other things need not be said, but those old soldiers that had been on the battlefield a few times would be enough to let him drink a pot [2].
The female cadets from the maintenance camp felt dissatisfied. They began retorting, “For our instructor to beat you all up, all he needs is just one hand to beat ten of you!”
“That’s right, they are just a bunch of hulks. Other than having a fierce-looking body, from what I see, there’s nothing else.”
Fatty immediately rushed to stop these female students from blabbering out that nonsense. If they continued, then even when the sky turned dark, they would not be finished. He turned to Katherine and sneered back, “Don’t think that just because you know a move or two of kung fu that you could strut around. You are still entirely lacking!”
Katherine angrily answered, “Just these few moves of kung fu will be enough to send you packing on your way back! If not, how about you try it? See if I beat you to the point of finding your teeth on the ground! Furthermore…” This lass turned around before pulling the focus onto the special forces captain: “If I can’t do it, with the kung fu our instructor has, even ten of you would not be enough!” Katherine was, after all, quite intelligent. She knew that regardless of whether she won or not, going against an instructor would not bring her any advantages, thus she pulled in an instructor.
The maintenance camp cadets fell ashen. If comparing their combat abilities, they would only lose. Even though the fatty instructor had formidable skill in terms of his maintenance ability, the other party was not a Battle Mecha nor a weapon. For a moment, all of them fell into silence as they felt relatively sullen.
The special forces cadets, seeing their own instructor not speak, felt that it was an encouragement and began cheering up. All sorts of unkind words were spouted out.
Fatty turned a blind eye to this and laughed at Katherine, “I don’t fight with women!”
Hearing that, the special forces cadets all hissed.
Fatty smiled before walking to the side of the training ground and said to those cadets, “How about this. Whatever I do, you all can follow. Regardless of whether you are a cadet or an instructor, if you can do what I do, then It’ll be considered my loss!”
Under the looks of the audience, Fatty lashed out with his leg, causing a bowl-thick tree to be kicked into two. Pulling back his leg casually, he then kicked the treetop over ten meters away before somersaulting as fast as lightning, letting out another fierce kick at the steel railings beside the tree. This railing that was as thick as an arm was akin to having been beat by someone with all his force using a metal rod; it bent into the shape of “凹”. That resounding sound that came from the clash had caused the others to feel numb. For a moment, the railing continued to shake as it hummed from the kick!
All of them were dumbstruck. The entire training ground was in silence, with merely that bent railing still humming from its shaking.
[1] Losing her reputation.
[2] To suffer and lose.
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