Chapter 215: This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [215] [200 PS]
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Nahida averted her eyes shyly under Luo Qing's direct gaze.
"Help me activate my canned knowledge extraction device! Please!" Luo Qing said earnestly.
"Huh...?" Nahida tilted her head in confusion.
"Luo Qing, you want to extract things from this dream into canned knowledge?"
"Exactly. I want to give it a try."
"Hmm…"
Nahida hesitated.
The creation of canned knowledge was strictly regulated by the Akademiya, and as the God of Wisdom, helping Luo Qing might be seen as bending the rules.
"This might be a bit…"
"Nahida…"
Sensing her hesitation, Luo Qing gently placed his hands on her small shoulders, his eyes narrowing slightly as he spoke in a soft, coaxing tone.
"You wouldn't want anyone finding out that you've been sneaking into my dreams, would you?"
"Eek?!"
Nahida was startled, her expression one of sheer disbelief.
Was Luo Qing… threatening her?
But just a few days ago, he had been so kind and gentle!
"If you help me," Luo Qing continued with a mischievous grin, "I'll let you come into my dreams anytime you want~."
"Well… I…"
Nahida's expression grew even more conflicted.
It was true—her curiosity about Luo Qing's dreams was immense. Otherwise, she wouldn't sneak into them every time he drifted off.
"Fine, but I'll need to see what you're trying to extract first," Nahida said firmly, setting her final boundary.
"That's…"
Luo Qing hesitated.
Clannad wasn't an issue, but School Days and Yosuga no Sora? Those might be… unsuitable for Nahida.
"Of course!"
He quickly queued up Clannad on the screen.
"Here, you can't watch like that—sit on my lap."
"Huh…"
Before Nahida could react, Luo Qing lifted her up and placed her on his lap, the scene looking exactly like a father and daughter watching cartoons together.
As the familiar music began to play, Nahida was immediately captivated.
Her small head leaned forward in curiosity, her emerald-green eyes wide with rapt attention, unwilling to miss a single frame.
When the episode ended, Luo Qing swiftly closed the player.
"Well, Nahida? Any issues with it?"
"Hmm…"
"Luo Qing, can I watch one more episode?"
"You'll need to activate the extraction device for me first."
"Ah…"
Nahida hesitated.
"Just one more episode first," Luo Qing offered, hitting play again before she could resist.
He was confident that once her curiosity was piqued, she wouldn't be able to hold back.
There was no way she could resist!
Time passed, and the second episode concluded. Luo Qing immediately closed the browser and turned to her.
"So, Nahida, will you help me now? If you do, there's plenty more for you to watch~."
He dangled the bait with relentless charm.
"Hmm…"
Sitting on his lap, Nahida hesitated a while longer before finally nodding.
"Alright… fine."
After all, it was just an anime. Surely there wouldn't be any harm in helping him extract it.
"Thank you, Nahida. You're the best," Luo Qing said, ruffling her hair affectionately.
"Mm… wait a moment," Nahida replied, her form dissolving into a streak of light as she left Luo Qing's dream.
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Back in the inn, the faint green glow of the Akasha Terminal on Luo Qing's head flickered.
Nahida's consciousness moved into the real world, arriving in his room.
"This must be it…"
She looked at the extraction device on the bedside table, ready to activate it.
But a soft murmur caught her attention.
Glancing down, she saw a purple-haired girl lying naked against Luo Qing's chest, both of them completely unclothed.
The girl's lips were parted in a blissful smile, drooling as if lost in a particularly pleasant dream.
"..."
Nahida's pupils dilated.
Her small head was hit with a tidal wave of revelation.
As the God of Wisdom, she didn't need much evidence to deduce what had happened between them.
The crumpled tissues in the wastebasket told the rest of the story.
So this was the "urgent business" Luo Qing had to take care of…
But Luo Qing was an adult, after all. Such things were normal.
Steeling herself, Nahida calmed her inner turmoil and activated the extraction device.
Just as she prepared to return to his dream, her curiosity got the better of her.
The purple-haired girl's blissful expression and continuous drooling intrigued her.
What kind of dream could make someone this happy?
Unable to resist, Nahida's consciousness slipped into Theresa's dream.
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She found herself in a snow-covered city.
"This is… Snezhnaya," she realized, glancing around.
Peeking through a nearby window, she froze.
In front of a roaring fireplace, a man and a woman were engaged in… unspeakable activities.
They were both completely exposed, experimenting with techniques that left Nahida utterly stunned.
The woman was Theresa. The man, unsurprisingly, was Luo Qing.
No wonder she was drooling so much…
"..."
Nahida gulped, her mind whirling with a mix of emotions she couldn't quite place.
She had known such things were normal, but seeing it firsthand…
Her first-hand experience left her unsettled and confused.
"I'd better not disturb her…"
Deciding this dream was best left unexplored, Nahida exited Theresa's subconscious, vowing never to return.
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When she re-entered Luo Qing's dream, her expression remained complicated.
"I've activated the device," she informed him.
"Mm… Nahida, is something wrong?" Luo Qing asked, noticing her unease.
"Um…" Nahida hesitated before asking, "That girl… is she your wife?"
"Girl?" Luo Qing paused, then remembered.
Ah, right. Before falling asleep, he and Theresa had gotten a bit… carried away.
Nahida must have seen something.
"Sort of," Luo Qing replied, scratching his head.
"Sort of?"
"We're not officially married… yet."
"Oh…" Nahida lowered her gaze.
"Well, Luo Qing, I should go. Let's save the rest of that Clannad anime for another time."
Before he could respond, Nahida vanished in a flash of light, leaving his dream.
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Meanwhile, Luo Qing had a good idea of what Nahida might have seen.
It's fine; she's still a kid. She'll get over it.
Shrugging it off, he turned his attention back to his dream.
Time to see if there's another heartwarming anime worth extracting.
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When morning came and the dream dissolved, Luo Qing slowly opened his eyes.
Something wet and sticky greeted him.
Looking down, he found his chest covered in drool.
"..."
"Theresa, wake up."
"Hm… what is it, my lord?"
Theresa rubbed her eyes sleepily, sitting up in a duck-like squat on his stomach, still entirely unclothed.
"Mm… my lord, are you in the mood for a morning round?"
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T/N: Poor Nahida :(
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Chapter 216: This Trainee Fatui Harbinger is Too Unreliable [216] [400 PS]
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With a slight mental nudge, the contents of the canned knowledge were transferred through the Void Terminal, etching themselves into his mind once more.
Because Nahida was around, this time, the extraction contained only one thing: the anime Clannad.
Unlike the memories previously tucked away in his subconscious, this time he could vividly recall every frame of the anime.
Even the language had been automatically translated by his brain into Teyvat's dialect.
It was clear enough that even an ordinary person could understand it.
"Master... what are you up to?"
Theresa emerged from the room.
Perhaps due to the milestone they crossed last night, she seemed much bolder in front of Luo Qing now.
At the moment, she was wearing nothing but a white shirt on top and deep purple triangle panties on the bottom, an undeniably enticing sight.
"Where did you get that white shirt?" Luo Qing was momentarily stunned.
Ever since this girl started hanging out with Makoto, she had an uncanny knack for hitting his exact weak spots!
"I made it myself," Theresa replied with a playful hum. She walked up to Luo Qing, twisted her body slightly for effect, and then plopped herself onto his lap with a bold stride.
The snowy white skin of her chest peeked teasingly from under the shirt.
"Does Master like it?" she asked with a sly grin.
"..."
It would be a lie to say he didn't like it.
But if he admitted it... this girl would only get more brazen.
"Just so-so," he muttered.
(Pulls down her panties.)
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With the first... sound of morning cannon fire—no, the first ray of sunlight—Luo Qing left Theresa to rest in the room after an exhausting night. He went out alone to find Dori again.
It was still the same dim alley, the same petite, adorable purple-haired loli accompanied by a burly man, and the same money-for-service attitude on her face.
Luo Qing couldn't understand why she liked conducting business in such shady places.
What if someone wanted to buy something strange?
Walking into the alley, Luo Qing found that Dori wasn't as panicked as the first time she saw him. After all, they had done business the night before.
After exchanging a few words with the burly man, Dori sent him away from the alley.
"Back again so soon, customer? Is there a problem with the device?"
"I'll remind you, no refunds after the deal is done," she said with a cheeky grin.
"That's not it," Luo Qing shook his head, pulling out the canned knowledge from his pocket. "I heard you're the queen of canned knowledge?"
"But of course! When it comes to canned knowledge in Sumeru, there's no information I don't know. What's this? Do you want me to help you sell it?"
Combining this with the knowledge that Luo Qing had bought an extraction device the night before, Dori thought she had figured out his plan.
"Something like that," Luo Qing mused. "I want to mass-produce this and make it available to everyone in Sumeru. Any chance of that happening?"
"Mass-produce?" Dori glanced at the canned knowledge in Luo Qing's hand.
Canned knowledge was already illegal in Sumeru, and small-scale, under-the-table sales were one thing.
But this guy wanted to mass-produce it and let everyone use it?
Wasn't he a disciplinary officer? Had he lost his mind?
"Customer..." Dori said with a meaningful smile. "You know the Akademiya's regulations. Selling it on the sly is one thing, but mass production is another beast entirely."
"That can be arranged." Luo Qing nodded, pulling out a gold-embossed check from the Northland Bank.
"Write down as many zeroes as you like."
"..." Dori was momentarily speechless. Was Luo Qing the illegitimate son of the Northland Bank's owner? Or was the bank his family business?
"It's not about the money..." Dori said, shaking her head with difficulty. "Mass-producing and distributing something this risky... if the Grand Disciplinary Officer catches me, I wouldn't survive."
While the blank check was tempting, she was equally aware of the Grand Disciplinary Officer's ruthlessness.
She was just a cute little loli trying to earn some mora; she hadn't even properly enjoyed life yet.
If she got caught...
Yikes. She couldn't afford to think about it.
"Didn't you say you could sell anything?" Luo Qing pressed.
"I did, yes." Dori folded her arms confidently. "But I'm not stupid. I don't do business where I end up at a loss."
"..." Luo Qing was left speechless.
Who knew there were things that even mora couldn't solve when it came to Dori?
Dori leaned forward, curious. "Customer, are you trying to make the knowledge in this can accessible to everyone in Sumeru?"
"That's about right," Luo Qing nodded.
Earning mora wasn't the goal; he just wanted Sumeru's citizens to experience this heartwarming and healing story.
"Well, that should be easy for you," Dori said, pointing to Luo Qing's disciplinary officer uniform.
"Since you're a disciplinary officer, just use your position to quietly upload the content into the Void network. Once it's in there, everyone will be able to download it."
"Wait... the Void network is accessible to everyone?" Luo Qing asked, startled.
"Of course! Anyone wearing a Void Terminal can access knowledge and resources stored in the Void. The only difference is the level of permissions.
"Just upload it and spread some rumors about it in the streets. Curiosity will lead people to download it. Problem solved."
"Oh, this..." Luo Qing suddenly realized.
Wasn't this the same as using internet trolls to boost popularity?
"All you need to do is upload it. Leave the rumor-spreading to me~ I'm particularly skilled in that area."
"..." Luo Qing sighed. Confirmed: Dori was also a troll ring leader.
"Well, it's doable..." Luo Qing nodded, already scheming how to upload the knowledge into the Void.
Should he kidnap Azar and threaten him a bit? If the guy didn't cooperate, make him dance naked in the square?
Hmm... seemed plausible.
"All right, I'll get in touch with you later." Luo Qing tucked the gold-embossed check back into his pocket and was about to leave when Dori suddenly called out.
"Hey, what's inside that can? Can I take a peek?"
"It's not suitable for minors. Maybe when you're an adult," Luo Qing replied without looking back.
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Meanwhile, on the other side of Port Ormos...
The Grand Scribe Alhaitham sat alone at an outdoor café, occasionally glancing at Luo Qing below to avoid being noticed.
Through the Void Terminal's interface, Luo Qing's personal information was displayed in Alhaitham's field of vision.
"Disciplinary Officer Consultant..."
Alhaitham had worked at the Akademiya for a while, but this was the first time he'd heard of such a title.
What intrigued him even more was that Luo Qing was a direct appointment by Azar himself.
Aside from this vague title, there was no other information about him.
Either Luo Qing wasn't part of the Akademiya, or Azar had hidden his records.
"Looks like I'll need to make contact..."
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Thank you so much for being here. This bonus chapter is like a little sprout—brought to life by all the warmth and encouragement you've given! WiseTL is so grateful to have such wonderful Readers who help these stories grow into something even more beautiful.
If you'd like to sprinkle even more sunshine and rain onto this garden of dreams, you can visit [patreon.com/WiseTL]. Every little bit helps the flowers bloom brighter!
This is my last message to you, but don't be sad—it's simply time for a new chapter to begin! Like the gentle winds that carry seeds to new places, I hope the stories we've shared together will continue to bloom in your heart.
Thank you for letting me be a part of your journey. May the path ahead be filled with light, laughter, and endless wonder. Until we meet again, take care!
-With love, always, Nahida 🌱"
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