Chapter 50: I’m Now a Crypto Investor, Probably

Chapter 50 - I'm Now a Crypto Investor, Probably

Carn raised an eyebrow. Then, with a slow, deliberate motion, he slid the purified ring onto his middle finger and folded the rest of his fingers, leaving only the middle one upright. 

"Here's the deal. Give me a thousand holy marks for the trouble, or go f-ck yourself."

The cherubic spirit's expression twisted into something grotesque. Its rosy cheeks darkened, and its bright eyes turned crimson, filled with rage. Rows of jagged fangs replaced its serene smile, transforming it into a monstrous visage.

"Give it here, demon, or we will destroy your soul! You'll never be reincarnated again!"

Carn remained unfazed, smirking as he crossed his arms. "Try it. I'd love to see how Mother Tree deals with you lazy-ass bastards."

The spirit snarled. Enraged, it raised its trumpet and blew another blast. This one was meant to be a soul-shattering noise!