Chapter 2: Chapter 2: The Isekai Experience
Chat Group 2
Subaru Natsuki has joined the chat.
Kazuma Satou has joined the chat.
Satan Jacob has joined the chat.
Subaru: Yo, where am I? Is this another part of the Sanctuary?
Kazuma: What the…? I was just taking a nap, and now I'm in some kind of chat room? Aqua, is this one of your dumb spells again?
Satan: Confused. Wait, what's going on? I'm supposed to be at MgRonald's right now… Who dragged me into this?
Subaru: Hold up, who are you guys? I thought I was the only one with weird stuff happening to me lately.
Kazuma: Same here, man. I'm Kazuma. Got yeeted into an isekai world full of crazy monsters and a useless goddess. What about you?
Subaru: Subaru Natsuki here. Also living the isekai life, though it's been more of a nightmare than an adventure, if you ask me.
Satan: I'm Satan Jacob, though I guess people call me Maou nowadays. I'm… kind of the opposite of you two. I'm from another world, but I ended up stuck on Earth.
Kazuma: Wait, hold on. You mean you're the Demon King or something? And you got sent to Earth instead of some fantasy world?
Satan: Yeah, something like that. I was supposed to conquer my world, but now I'm flipping burgers for minimum wage. Quite the downgrade, don't you think?
Subaru: Laughs awkwardly. Well, at least you didn't die repeatedly to learn how to deal with your problems.
Kazuma: Die repeatedly? What kind of crazy world are you in, Subaru?
Subaru: Oh, it's real fun. I got thrown into this alternate world out of nowhere, and guess what? I have this thing called "Return by Death." Every time I die, I come back to life at a checkpoint. Sounds great, right? Except I remember everything—and dying hurts. A lot.
Kazuma: Wow. I thought dealing with Aqua and her idiotic ideas was bad, but that sounds like a nightmare.
Subaru: You have no idea. The amount of times I've had to watch my friends die, make horrible mistakes, and start all over again… It's a curse. I'd trade places with you any day.
Satan: Huh, so it's like a bad save point system for you? Sounds rough. But hey, at least you've got some power, right?
Kazuma: Power? Subaru? Laughs. I've heard about his world—he's just a normal guy, no cheat skills or overpowered magic.
Subaru: Yeah, exactly. I've got nothing special. Just a weird ability to die and suffer for eternity. And the worst part? I can't even talk to anyone about it. They'd go nuts.
Kazuma: Damn, man. I'm sorry I laughed. That's rough. My life isn't exactly a cakewalk either, though. I've got a useless goddess, a masochist knight, and a mage who can only use explosion magic once a day. And that's not even the half of it.
Satan: Raises an eyebrow. A useless goddess? Now that's something I haven't heard before. What's her deal?
Kazuma: Aqua. She's supposed to help me take down the Demon King in my world, but all she does is whine and waste money on booze. If it weren't for her revival magic, I'd have ditched her ages ago.
Satan: At least you're fighting a Demon King. I was one, and now I can't even pay rent without struggling. The whole conquer-the-world thing? Yeah, it doesn't really work on Earth. I miss my powers, my generals… now I just manage a fast food joint. It's humiliating.
Subaru: So let me get this straight. You were a Demon King, and you ended up on Earth? How did that even happen?
Satan: Some heroes attacked me, and I had to escape through a portal. I thought I'd land somewhere I could rebuild my empire, but nope. Ended up in Tokyo. Now I'm just trying to live a quiet life while figuring out how to get my powers back. But honestly, Earth is tougher than I thought.
Kazuma: So you're saying the real world's harder than your Demon King life? Smirks. Welcome to the club, man.
Subaru: Yeah, the real world sucks. At least in my isekai, I have Emilia and the others to fight for. You've got no powers, no empire, and you're stuck in fast food? That's rough.
Satan: You're telling me. I've been reduced to flipping burgers, dealing with annoying customers, and barely scraping by. At least I've got Ashiya to help me out. He's more loyal than I deserve.
Kazuma: Same here. My party's full of weirdos, but I'd be dead without them. Even Aqua, useless as she is, has saved my life more times than I can count.
Subaru: So, basically, we're all stuck in places we didn't want to be. Kazuma's in a crazy fantasy world with a bunch of idiots, Satan's trapped on Earth, and I'm… well, I'm stuck dying over and over again. Great.
Satan: Yeah, sounds like we've all had it rough.
Kazuma: But hey, at least we're alive, right?
The chat goes quiet for a moment, as the three realize they've all faced tough challenges, but they've somehow survived.
Subaru: You know, I guess that's one way to look at it. Could be worse. I could've stayed dead for good.
Kazuma: Yeah, or ended up stuck in some other horrible world with no chance of going back.
Satan: Or I could've lost everything. Earth sucks, but at least I'm still standing.
Subaru: Nods. At least we're alive.
Kazuma: Yeah, let's hold on to that.
Satan: Agreed. Now if only I could get a raise.
Subaru: Laughs. If you ever figure out how to fix our situations, let me know.
Kazuma: Same here. Until then, guess we just keep going.
Satan: Keep going and hope for the best. That's all we can do.
Subaru Natsuki has left the chat.
Kazuma Satou has left the chat.
Satan Jacob has left the chat.
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