Chapter 57: Hair chaos
The moment I stepped back into the living room, it was like stepping into a battlefield. My family and their entourage of opinions were already assembled, as though they had some kind of sixth sense about my impending hair crisis.
My mother, perched elegantly on the couch, didn't even look up from her tea. "You've come to your senses, I see. Let's make you presentable."
"Presentable?" I echoed, clutching my wild mane self-consciously. "It's not that bad."
Galen, my wonderful older brother, snorted from across the room. He leaned casually against the wall, arms crossed like he was the picture of superiority. "Not bad? Ren, you look like you've been dragged backward through a hedge. Twice."
Carlos, lounging in a nearby chair with the kind of lazy grace only he could pull off, chimed in, "No, no. More like a very angry bird decided to build a nest on your head. It's artistic, really."
"Elira?" I turned to her desperately. Surely, surely, she would have my back.
Elira, who was standing near the window and had been quietly sipping on some kind of herbal drink, glanced at me with her signature smirk. "Oh, I agree with Carlos. Very... feral. It's almost charming."
"Almost?" I deadpanned.
She winked. "You're getting there."
I groaned, running a hand through my hair, which only seemed to make it worse. My father, who had been unusually quiet, decided this was the perfect time to weigh in.
"Well," he said, adjusting his monocle—which I swear he only wore for dramatic effect. "Perhaps we could consider styling it properly. Something polished, befitting your status. Maybe a braided crown? That's very noble."
"A braided crown?" I stared at him, horrified. "Are you serious? Do I look like the kind of person who would—"
"Yes," Galen cut in, grinning wickedly. "You'd look adorable, Ren. Like a little princess."
"I will light you on fire."
"Not before I disarm you," he quipped.
The back-and-forth only seemed to fuel the chaos. My mother started listing off hairstyles like she was dictating to a stylist: "A French braid, perhaps? Or a neat bun? Oh, what about a classic chignon? Timeless."
Carlos, because of course he would, made a choking sound. "Ren? Timeless elegance? Let's be realistic."
"Oh, and you'd know all about elegance?" I shot back, glaring at him.
"I'm not the one with the bird's nest," he replied, completely unfazed.
Elira, who had apparently decided she wasn't done causing trouble, walked over and began circling me like a predator sizing up its prey. "What about a short bob? Very chic. And practical for combat."
"Bob?" my father exclaimed, looking appalled. "Absolutely not! Short hair is—"
"—a travesty," my mother finished for him. "Ren has such lovely hair. Why would you ruin it like that?"
I groaned louder, clutching my head. "It's my hair! Why is everyone acting like this is some kind of group project?"
"Because it's an emergency," Galen said with mock seriousness.
Carlos nodded solemnly. "A catastrophe, really."
I threw my hands in the air. "Fine! You all want to decide what to do with my hair? Go ahead. I'll just stand here and—"
"Don't tempt me," Elira interrupted, picking up a stray lock and examining it like it was a particularly challenging puzzle. "We could layer it. Add some texture."
"Layers?" my father spluttered. "No, no, no. She needs something simple. Classic."
"Like a pixie cut," Carlos said, grinning.
"I swear on every flame I've ever conjured, if you cut my hair into a pixie, I will burn this entire house down," I snapped.
"Bold of you to assume we'd let you," Galen teased.
The chaos escalated from there. Everyone started talking over each other, throwing out ideas like it was some kind of bizarre auction for my hair.
"Bangs!" Elira said.
"Absolutely not!" my mother countered.
"A high ponytail," my father suggested.
"Too boring," Carlos said.
"Pigtails," Galen added with a laugh.
"Galen, I will end you!"
By this point, I was about two seconds away from setting my own hair on fire just to end the madness. I stomped my foot, forcing everyone to stop and look at me.
"Enough!" I shouted. "We're not doing braids or buns or pixie cuts or whatever nonsense you're all spouting! Just... just cut it! Shoulder length. Done."
There was a collective pause.
"Shoulder length?" Elira repeated, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes," I said firmly. "Not too short, not too long. It's perfect. And it's my decision."
My mother sighed dramatically but didn't argue. "Fine. Shoulder length. But at least let us make it even."
I nodded, relieved to finally have a plan. "Deal. Just... no more debates, okay?"
Carlos leaned back in his chair, smirking. "Whatever you say, Firebird."
As I prepared to sit through the impromptu haircut, I couldn't help but wonder how something as simple as trimming my hair had turned into an all-out war. Life in this house was never boring.
The scissors made a crisp snip as the first lock of hair fell to the floor. I sat rigidly in the chair in the center of the living room, feeling like a sacrificial lamb in the middle of a ceremony.
My mother had insisted on being the one to handle the scissors, declaring that no one else was qualified to tame my "disastrous mane."
"Hold still, Ren," she said for the third time, her tone somewhere between exasperated and fond.
"I am holding still," I grumbled, glaring at Carlos, who was watching the entire scene with undisguised amusement.
"You're clenching your jaw," he pointed out. "Relax. It's just hair."
"It's my hair," I shot back.
"Elira, hold her head steady if she keeps moving," my mother instructed, ignoring me entirely.
Elira smirked and stepped closer, making a mock gesture of grabbing my head like I was a wayward child. "Gladly."
"Don't you dare!" I squirmed, but my mother's sharp look made me freeze.
"Everyone, be quiet," she said sternly, snipping away with expert precision. "I need to concentrate."
Galen, who had taken up residence on the couch, couldn't help himself. "You sure you don't want bangs, Ren? They'd really bring out your eyes."
I shot him a withering glare. "If I get bangs, it'll only be to hide the scar I'll give you."
Carlos chuckled. "Fiery as ever."
"Literally," Elira added. "I think I saw a spark just now."
"Can you all just—" I gestured vaguely, my irritation rising, "go somewhere else or be quiet?"
"Don't be rude," my father chimed in from his armchair. "They're here for moral support."
"This doesn't feel very supportive," I muttered under my breath.
My mother snipped one last time and stepped back, tilting her head as she examined her work. "There. What do you think?"
I stood, brushing stray bits of hair off my shoulders. My fingers instinctively reached up to touch the ends, now brushing lightly against my shoulders.
It felt... lighter, fresher, as though the weight of my messy mane had been lifted.
I turned to the mirror propped against the wall, taking in the neat, even cut. It wasn't overly fancy or dramatic, but it suited me.
"It looks nice," I said finally, a small smile tugging at my lips.
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