Watching Ye Tian scurry off, Yun Xinyan couldn't help but laugh. This guy was really something, always so unserious. However, remembering her various interactions with Ye Tian, Yun Xinyan's lips curved into a light smile as she bowed her head to organize today's documents.
After leaving the office, Ye Tian, having negotiated with several girls, finally found the HR department. But suddenly feeling the urge to urinate, he immediately looked for and entered a restroom.
"Could it be that I was too tired last night? It makes me need to pee all the time," Ye Tian laughed to himself, but as soon as he entered, he heard some discordant voices. Walking in silently, he found Wang Tian talking to someone.
"Humph! That damn Yun Xinyan really thinks she's all that! Without me and the guys fighting our guts out, she wouldn't be where she is today!" Wang Tian's face was gloomy and displeased.
"You're right, Brother Tian, that bitch always looks so stern, thinking she's a lotus flower from a snowy mountain. I think you're a much better match for her, a true pairing of talents and looks, capable of making the corporation stronger," said the man, who was very skinny with eyes like a rat's, occasionally flashing a cunning light, obviously a top-notch sycophant.
"Xiao Hu, don't talk nonsense, be careful—walls have ears," said Wang Tian, though his face showed smugness, and then he whispered with a cold laugh, "But, you guessed right. Ha! Sooner or later, I'll get her into bed. I really want to see if she can still be so aloof and arrogant then!"
"Hehe, Brother Tian really is the big brother with great ambitions. I congratulate you in advance," Xiao Hu chuckled, looking quite pleased as if his own plan had succeeded, making Wang Tian feel as if he was floating with pride.
"Heh! Not just him, but also this new guy, Ye Tian, huh! I'm going to get that damned guy too!" Wang Tian's eyes flashed coldly, but his expression stiffened the next moment.
"Oh? Who are you planning to kill?" Ye Tian slowly walked up to the two men, a playful smile on his face.
When Wang Tian saw Ye Tian appear silently beside them, he almost peed on his hands in shock, quickly zipped up his trousers and stepped back, his eyes coldly fixed on Ye Tian, "So what if I am planning to kill you!"
"Is this Ye Tian?" Xiao Hu glanced at Wang Tian, then disdainfully sized up Ye Tian, "With that shabby bumpkin look, you're at Yun Corporation? Don't you feel a bit embarrassed? Maybe you should check out the janitors cleaning the restrooms; even they dress better than you."
Hearing this, Wang Tian straightened his back, his mind regained calm as he indifferently looked at Ye Tian, "I don't know why you're getting close to the president, for money? How much do you need, ten thousand or twenty thousand? I can give it to you right away, please just get out of Yun Corporation."
Ye Tian flashed a devilish smile, "Your Yun Corporation? Tsk tsk, I must let my wife hear this."
"Let your wife hear? Ha, let her hear how she's getting insulted?" Xiao Hu scoffed at Ye Tian disdainfully, but when he saw Wang Tian's solemn face, he immediately realized something and hastily shut up.
"You really are despicable, recording!" Wang Tian's eyes turned cold as he looked at Ye Tian.
"Not sure if it's you or me who's despicable, just a dog you raise, yet it dares to bite its owner?" Ye Tian looked down on Wang Tian, cursing himself inwardly for being so foolish to forget to record earlier. He wished he had done so to let Yun Xinyan hear.
"You're looking for death!" Wang Tian snorted coldly, reaching directly for Ye Tian's collar, deciding to eliminate the trace now that he was caught, or Yun Feng really couldn't protect him anymore.
Xiao Hu also moved forward, poised to hit Ye Tian, naturally having to step in since he mixed with Wang Tian.
But the next moment, the two were stunned.
Because Ye Tian suddenly disappeared, vanishing like a ghost, just as they were about to look around, a hand appeared from behind, gripping like a vise, and suddenly lifted them up.
"Hey, wishing me dead? You'll probably never manage that in your next life," Ye Tian smirked devilishly, then glanced at a nearby urinal, "I hear drinking the essence of grains is good for health, and helps ward off ghosts on nighttime walks. Let me help you."
Saying so, as if holding two small dolls, he forcefully pushed their heads towards the urinal.
"Ye Tian, you're looking for death!" Wang Tian gripped the urinal tightly, but still couldn't resist Ye Tian's fearsome strength. Xiao Hu was even worse off than Wang Tian, his head already plunged into the urinal, as he began yelling for mercy.
Yet Ye Tian simply smiled relaxedly, his palm pressing just enough to cause them pain without letting them dare to raise their legs to kick him, because it hurt too much!
"You really are like dogs returning to their own vomit… no matter how many times you hit them, they never change."
Bang!
With another exertion of force, their heads were thrust into the urinal, and a bubbling sound erupted.
Seeing this, Ye Tian finally let go, clapping his hands, humming a tune, then, after peeing, he casually walked away.
Soon he arrived at the HR department, asked a woman at the front desk, then knocked on the HR manager's door and walked in.
The room was clean and tidy, or rather, quite simple. There were no excessive decorations, just a desk, a water dispenser, a coffee table, and a sofa.
At that moment by the water cooler, a woman dressed in professional attire was filling her cup, and Ye Tian was instantly dazzled.
Her curvaceous figure outlined a perfect curve, her long hair cascaded down her back, and she wore a black form-fitting skirt,
At the same time, her legs covered in black lace stockings were round and slender, adding a hint of allure, simply perfection itself.
Once her cup was full, the woman turned around, and Ye Tian was even more startled!
A face so perfect and delicate, with features that were handsome yet captivating, her slightly upturned eyes always exuded charm. Her high nose bridge, and the soft, peach-like lips below it, were irresistible.
There was hardly a smile, and beyond the allure, she exuded a hint of icy nobility, just like Yun Xinyan.
Looking at Ye Tian, the frosty beauty frowned and asked indifferently, "You're Ye Tian?"
When Bai Lan saw Ye Tian, her brows furrowed slightly, surprised that the president had sent such a bumpkin, but when she heard what Ye Tian said, her expression turned to one of embarrassed anger, "What did you say?"
"Nothing." Ye Tian quickly regained his composure, gave a sheepish smile, and then seriously said, "Manager, you are sick!"
Bai Lan snorted coldly and slowly walked to her desk. She had just taken a sip of water when she almost spat it out upon hearing his words.
"What did you say!"
Feeling the chill in Bai Lan's expression, Ye Tian took a step closer and seriously said, "Have you been feeling some discomfort in your buttocks recently?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Bai Lan snapped coldly, slamming the water cup onto the desk. Yet inwardly, she was not only alert but also realized that Ye Tian had guessed correctly.
Recently, Bai Lan had indeed felt some discomfort in her buttocks, but she thought it was due to sitting for long periods and didn't pay much attention to it, not expecting Ye Tian to guess it.
"How is it nonsense, I'm telling the truth." Ye Tian said earnestly, then suddenly leaned in closer, his handsome face breaking into a roguish smile, "But don't be scared,"
Bai Lan was instantly both embarrassed and angry, wishing she could smash the water cup on his face. She had thought he might actually know something, but seeing his behavior, she needed no guesses, he was definitely a pervert!
"If you spout any more nonsense, I'll fire you directly!"
"Don't disbelieve me, I'm well recognized as a friend to women, a good companion for females. When I was in America, countless high-class ladies begged me to help enhance their breasts and buttocks, and I didn't even want to, how can you say I'm spouting nonsense?" Ye Tian couldn't help but look helpless, wondering how speaking the truth got no belief, he really wasn't a pervert.
"Go die!" Bai Lan's eyes flashed with icy anger, her beautiful face turned cold, and without another word, she picked up the pencil cup and threw it at Ye Tian.
Ye Tian deftly dodged, propped up his legs, and flashed a devilish smile, "I say, beautiful, hitting is love, scolding is affection. You hit me and scold me, does that mean you love and cherish me? If you truly love me, I'm free at night. Just wait clean and pretty!"
"You you you you!" Bai Lan was at a loss for words, her upbringing and life environment had left her clueless on how to curse, and even if she knew, she couldn't bring herself to say it.
"You just wait!"
Finally, Bai Lan managed to say something with a semblance of authority and immediately took out her phone to make a call.
Ye Tian couldn't help but laugh to himself, finding this girl amusingly unlike Yun Xinyan, who also couldn't curse. However, this was genuinely interesting.
Before long, Bai Lan got through, sounding displeased as she said, "President Yun! Can you please fire Ye Tian!"
Normally, she would have the authority to decide on a minor security staff, but since Yun Xinyan had recommended him, she couldn't simply disregard Yun Xinyan's influence, no matter how angry she was.
Yun Xinyan's tone was somewhat helpless, "What's he done?"
"He's nothing but a pervert, a scoundrel!" Bai Lan spoke angrily into the phone, and turning her head to look at Ye Tian, she saw him standing up, cheekily gazing at her chest, which made Bai Lan instinctively cover herself and furiously said to Ye Tian, "You pervert, stop looking!"
In the president's office, Yun Xinyan heard Bai Lan's words through the phone and lifted her hand to her forehead, feeling helpless; Ye Tian was always such a worry.