Chapter 82: Dick Splits Stone?

When you've got more mojo than the average guy, what's the first money-making scheme that pops into your head? For most, it'd be snagging a sugar mama, becoming a gigolo, or starring in adult films.

But Ethan wanted to carve out a different path.

"Family! Now watch me perform some real karate! Hit like, follow! Give your host some power!"

Ethan stood with his arms crossed, dressed in a karate gi from the waist up, exuding a master's aura, but his lower half sported nothing but his bare, pale legs.

Blair was decked out in a leather outfit and mask, wrapped up tight.

She picked up two karate boards and tapped them thrice in front of the camera, producing a crisp "thud, thud."

Then, she stacked them on the ground in three layers.

The screen was flooded with comments.

"No way, this is too crazy!"

"He's not really going to smash those boards with his dick, is he?"