Chapter 1: Chpater 1
A pervert, died. He thought it was all over. But then a voice spoke out to him form the endless void which he thought he would walk forever.
"I GRANT YOU, THREE WISHES, THEY CAN BE ANYTHING, OTHER THEN MY DEATH OF COURSE"
The pervert, Mclovin (not the one from superbad) thought for a moment. If this was all a dream then he would just wake up. If it wasn't, he needed to be careful.
"For my first wish, I want to be able to go to any universe, any place any time, from tv shows, movies, books, and form of literature, at will" said Mclovin as he looked upon the endless expanse of black.
"GRANTED" responded the voice.
Then Mclovin gave his second wish "I wish, that I had the full abilities of Melkor from lord of the rings"
"GRANTED"
Mclovin sighed then said loud and proud "for my third wish, I want to have the ability to summon Anything, if it's a living being it will follow my commands"
"GRANTED, NOW I'LL LET YOU CHOOSE THE WORLD YOU START IN"
A display of options was set out infront of mclovin.
Game of thrones
How to train yo dragons
Lord of the rings
Mcu
DC
Simpsons
Family guy
Bob's burgers
Overlord
Dark souls
etcetera, etcetera
Mclovin thought to himself "I'm gonna get some bitches"
He choose lord of the rings, to match with his wish about melkor. The black void was turned into a lush green pasture.
Mclovin looked around. One direction he saw a white city of Gondor, Minas Tirath, to the other side he saw the ruins of Osgilath.
Mclovin thought of a name for this world aloud "why don't I embrace melkor's abilities"
From henceforth, mclovin, shall now be Melkor.
Melkor wanted to establish Mordor as his, Suaron could be his little bitch. 'Speaking of which, what time period am I in' thought melkor. It never asked melkore what time period he wanted to go to.
Then the voice of the man said "I looked into you're heart and chose the time period you wanted most, you can change the time period at will"
"Thanks man" replied melkor while looking up even thought the voice came from all directions.
Melkor didn't find his human body suitable. As a valar he could shape-shift at will. Melkor turned into his form for most of the war of wrath. Melkor summoned his amour and weapon so he wasn't showing off, his crotch to the world.
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He held onto his mace, the hammer of the underground, as it was dubbed by its enemies. His fingers were the size of grown men.
Melkor didn't want to spotted so he teleported away. He dissipated into a fine black powder that floated in the air.
Infront of the gate of the lonely mountain, Melkor reappeared. Smaug smelt something off and his eyes opened. Smaug stirred in his piles of gold.
Melkor walked into Eroboar, or what's left of it. On the outside, melkor was confident, in the way his back stood and his steps. On the inside, he was going full fanboy.
Melkor had plans to turn Eroboar into his new base of operations. Smaug as it's protector. Melkor walked into Eroboar and after a good 20 minutes.
He heard and felt the ground shaking because of a large beast. He found smaug. Melkor looked up to smaug, but still Smuag felt fear, pure fear.
"Smaug, last true descendent of my dragons, you are small compared to you're ancestors but you will do" said melkor in a very menacing tone.
"Melkor, father of dragons, but, but you were banished to the void" said smaug, who was also fanboying on the inside. This was the father of his father of his father and so forth.
"It doesn't matter, I'm here now, and we msut hurry, I made the dragons from the eagles, so we gotta kidnap some eagles, not to mention, we have to turn this place into a fortress even more inpreganble then before" explained melkor in a much more relaxed manner then the real melkor.
Smaug asked in a serious tone "what will you have me do, lord melkor" "I need you to go to Dol Gudor and burn it to the ground" replied melkor with a large grin hidden by his metal helmet.
Smaug listened then ran for the entrance to Eroboar. After smuag left, melkor summoned 50000 dwarves. They were all psychically commanded to turn Eroboar into an unstoppable fortress.
They slaved away for days. Renovating the old dwarfish kingdom. They even made a dragon entrance, it was near the top of the mountain and the size of 2 smuags.
They didn't need food. Melkor just sat on a large throne. He found the heart of the mountain easy enough. The men of laketown were worried when they saw bellows of smoke coming from the mountain.
They reported it to king Thrainduil. Over the next few days Melkor was lonely. Then he realized he can summon women.
Melkor thought about it for a moment. "Mirror mirror on the wall, Who's the baddiest baddie of them all" said melkor aloud. The brainless dwarves didn't pay mind to it.
There was no mirror and no wall infront of melkor. Then the thought popped in his head.
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