Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Absolute Emptiness
In the nothingness of the void, in the full darkness of the universe. A soul wandered aimlessly after an unknown time, its mind filled with confusion and memories.
"Where am I?"
"What happened? Damn truck... what the hell was that written in Japanese?"
"Am I dead? Is this hell?
"I shouldn't have watched those videos mocking disabled people... shit, fucking memes, now I'm in hell? ! "
The soul complaining non-stop was Alexandre Rodrigues, a 21-year-old who died after a truck with an emote face @_@ is Japanese script ran over his body.
"My room is on the second floor of the house, how the hell did a twelve-wheeled truck get up there?" Thinking about this physically impossible question, Alexandre could only think that he had been targeted by a truck - Sama, responsible for the isekai.
It sounded like something out of a book, but feeling his bones and flesh being torn apart by a giant truck wheel with an emote face would make anyone freak out. But he felt no anger, despair or any other emotion.
He just felt sorry for having lived a mediocre life, working for a living. Selling lunch to eat dinner, just watching others grow in life while my own life didn't change, even after countless attempts.
My parents were divorced and had serious living problems, leaving me no choice but to leave home after I turned 18, a decision that was unfortunately costly.
Living in Brazil was not for the faint-hearted, with a lawless government, a thief on the throne and a bunch of slaves for scraps. Apart from the robberies that happened every day, fortunately Brazil also had its positive sides, but they were all overshadowed by the dirty side of the government.
One of the largest countries in terms of territory, one of the largest in terms of farming and animal husbandry and with one of the largest cities, São Paulo.
Brazil was rich, very rich. But its wealth only fell into the hands of exploiters, leaving nothing for those born in the country... the rich got richer and the poor got poorer.
"You must be confused, my son... But I needed you. You are the only one outside the reincarnation line, the only one capable of fulfilling the mission! " spoke an ethereal voice, its sound calming the confusion and disorder in Alexander's heart.
"Who are you? Mission ? " asked Alexander, confused by the words.
"I am ... God. That's what they call me, right? "
"My mission is something of a multiversal risk, a universe created by me has gone out of my control. Leaving my omnipotent vision unable to reach anything, I suspect He a Gladiator from another God..." God replied, leaving Henry with a stupid expression. Even if he didn't have a face.
"This previous God and I have been fighting for thousands of years, I am currently weak from battle and slowly losing my power and territory..." continued the God, his voice a little shaky, but still spreading throughout the void.
"Why would I join the battle on the losing side? Wouldn't it be easier... Go over to the other side?"
Alexander asked, but soon regretted his words. Even though he was weakened, God would be able to kill him in record time, perhaps he would be the first isekai to die before being reincarnated.
"If you choose to join, I will torture your body and soul for thousands of years, waiting and turning your spirit upside down as I feed on your pain. I will revive you hundreds of times as I purge your life and those around you in the fires of hell next to the beings called "demons". "
Alexander really regretted spilling words out of his mouth uncontrollably, feeling the spiritual pressure, his residual soul seemed to dissipate. Listening to God's words, he felt it might be better to commit suicide.
"It was just a joke HAHAHAHA... Let's get back to the important business. God's Guardian? What's that? By the way, you didn't talk about my mission, apart from my reward, from another perspective..."
Shocked by the information, Henry sensed that there was more to the objective than met the eye, as well as the danger he would be in just by thinking about what it would be like to be a gladiator of God...
"Of course, son, Gladiators are chosen ones like you... people that other enemy Gods send to my territory, in search of conquering my universe for their Gods."
"I know I sent a truck to kill you, but you would have died anyway after hitting your little finger on the bed, your head would have been pierced by the barbecue stick you left lying on the floor... But since I've ended your life, after you've completed the mission I'm leaving you free to travel to any world of your choice... "
"The world you'll be sent to is called The boys, and it's the version of the TV show you know, but as another God's Gladiator you've been there for a year. There must be some things different from the show." God replied, leaving me with a mixed bag of emotions of happiness, fear and excitement. The boys was a series that I loved, but only remembered a few of the most important things.
Besides, it was a world I'd die for being unlucky enough to get in the way of any Super.
" I understood the reward... Apart from this totally illogical possible death of mine, I wonder how I'm going to fight and survive against the Gladiator of another God, apart from the countless Super Cocaine freaks.... Only the one who can stretch his penis would be able to kill me easily..."
The thought of being asphyxiated to death by a penis tens of meters long sent shivers down my spine, damn power without logic. The producers must have been out of their minds with K9 to create a power like that.
"I knew you'd ask that son... like every cliché isekai you've read, I'll be leaving you a system. "
"But perhaps this system is a little strange because of my lack of strength, I can't fully specify your personality and your options and gains..." God replied, his voice sounding strange... perhaps nervous or embarrassed.
"No problem Mr. God, I've read several fanfics and I know how to deal with systems with different personalities! " Listening to God's hesitant and nervous voice, Alexander felt free to ease his worries. A feat of gratitude for the help he was receiving.
"Thank you for understanding, my son... It will be a character system, you will be able to draw a random character with each enemy you kill. "
" The draws will be divided into:
Super low level enemy: Bronze level draw
Super medium level enemy: Silver level draw
Super high level enemy : Gold level draw
Super Ultra Enemy: Diamond level draw
By the way, the characters drawn will all be from the Naruto universe, with the possibility of unlocking other worlds in the future. " God replied, his words making Alexander anxious with excitement, already thinking about where to travel after completing The boys' mission.
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