3 Is This Backstory For Real!?
Yuuki was seething with frustration, slamming the table in anger as his classmates seemed unwilling to contribute to their group project.
"You're all worthless!" he spat out, his patience worn thin by their lack of effort.
"Hey, chill out," a delinquent-looking classmate remarked casually, seemingly unfazed by Yuuki's outburst.
"Yeah, seriously. You're the smartest one here, so why don't you handle it?" added the girl who often hung around the delinquent.
"You expect me to do everything myself?" Yuuki's voice dripped with contempt as he confronted them.
"Well, yeah. You're the top student, after all," one of them replied casually.
"You know what? Yeah, I'll do it by myself." With a bitter chuckle, Yuuki decided to take matters into his own hands, vowing to finish the project solo and get this annoying situation over with.
The next day, after toiling away on the research papers, Yuuki received praise from his classmates, which only served to irritate him further.
"Great job, man!" the delinquent slapped him on the back, unaware of Yuuki's boiling resentment.
Ignoring their attempts at camaraderie, Yuuki's mind was consumed by dark thoughts and revenge fantasies against his unhelpful classmates.
"..." Yuuki was silent as he held back punching the bastard.
"Wanna hang out later man? There will be a lot of girls with us later." He offered.
"No..." Yuuki wouldn't hold back from killing him if they were alone right now...
...
"Mr Yuuki... Mr Yuuki." The teacher repeatedly called on him.
"Huh?" He replied absently, earning a laugh at his class.
"What was your question again?"
"I said, what would you see in the future you?" The teacher had a strong patience with dealing Yuuki since he got the best grades in his class.
"Fuc—farmer." He replied.
Hearing his answer, the class laughed at him.
'Laugh it all, you monkeys.'
"Alright... Alright... Quiet down. And why is that?" The teacher knew Yuuki wasn't the type to joke around.
"I'll milk cows... Produce healthy crops..." He said calmly as everyone didn't think what Yuuki meant by those words.
'I'll milk your mothers and impregnate them...'
"I see..." The teacher moved on and thought it was very "normal".
...
"Really? A farmer? Hahahaha—" The delinquent man, chuckled as he caressed his two side bitches.
"I think he lost his mind from the schoolwork." Bitch 1 said while stroking his 3-inch penis.
"I know right? Like, he isn't acting normal these days... It's like he's calmer after his tantrum the other day."
The 3 people mocked Yuuki while having their 2nd round.
"Mmmm~" One of the women felt satisfied with the 3-inch since she was after the delinquent's money.
"Up for another round?" The other woman didn't feel satisfied as the man focused on the other.
"Ugh, I'm out. I need to buy some things for my mother." The delinquent man said as he felt in a hurry.
...
*Knock*
"Mom, I'm home." The delinquent man innocently called.
"Uh~ yes honey. I'll be ther-uhh in a moment." His mother Grace said.
"Ummm, alright? I'll leave these on the table..."
"Nghhh push deeper Yuuki." Grace gasped while being pounded from behind.
"I'm coming Miss Grace." Yuuki, who didn't have his nerd glasses stated.
"Wait, outside... I just got remarried." Grace said as he wrapped her legs around Yuuki.
"Heh, you seem to want it do you?" He whispered.
"Hnnnggghnn—" She covered her mouth as Yuuki planted his seed inside her.
"Look at you. You seem to like my cock." He smirked as he rubbed his glans in her labia once again.
"Oh my... You still have energy?" She said in surprise, forgetting that her son was waiting for her.
"I sure do."
Grace bent down, as Yuuki grabbed her ass, thrusting his spear deep inside her.
"Owwhhh..."
...
A few months later...
Yuuki never felt better than before, as he watched several anime on his computer and became a neet.
He had given up his studies as he no longer put effort into it since his family was well off.
"Heh. This is much better."
Yuuki fell in love with Otaku culture as he had been pulled in by the ecchi anime.
"Protagonist Issei is such a pervert and no bite." He scoffed.
Then suddenly, an RPG panel appeared in from of him...
[ Choose a class you want to be.
<Hero>
<Sword Saint>
<Tank>
<Grand Wizard>
<Holy Healer>
<Warrior>
...
<Peasant>
<Farmer> ]
"The fuck!?" Yuuki was surprised at the thing that suddenly appeared before him.
"Is this some kind of 2077 ad?" He frowned he was about to browse into r34.
"Tsk, Hero? Sword Saint? Grand Wizard? Pfffft— only weaklings choose those overpowered classes."
"Farmer all the way!" He jokingly pressed the Farmer option as a joke, as if it were a real RPG. He would certainly choose the hard route to win. Because only by experiencing hardship would one become better and stronger.
Just from him, imagining the weakest crushing the ones who were once at the top made him excited.
[Congratulations, You now have the Farmer class.]
"Huh?" Before he could process the thing he just experienced, the panel disappeared.
"Did I accidentally take a drug?" Confused he set it aside as it was probably just his hallucinations acting up.
*Ring*
"Grace is calling..." Yuuki picked up the phone and answered the phone.
"What's up?" He said that he had already broken ties with her after she got pregnant with his child.
"Ummm... I think my husband thinks that the child is his..." Grace anxiously whispered.
"Good?" Yuuki secretly giggled as his dumb plan of knocking her worked.
"What do you mean by good!?" She angrily growled.
"The child is yours!"
"So?" Yuuki didn't care anymore of that shit.
"You better take responsibility!"
"Why would I?" Yuuki was planning to move abroad to avoid paying for the shitty kid.
"You scum-"
"Hey isn't it you who seduced me?" He said that Grace was the one who took the initiative in their relationship.
"And didn't I say that I would live if you were to get pregnant?" The true Yuuki was a scum, who only like what he does. He had enough of playing nice for the past 4 years.
"You—"
Yuuki hung up and blocked her number, as he prepared a book back to Japan.
"Tsk. Laws outside of Japan can't affect me, while I'm there." He smirked as he easily got past the child support.
"Anyways, these anime waifus are kind of hot... If only they were real." He giggled as he realized he was getting crazier day by day.
"Scum." He closed his eyes.
...
"Mmmmmm— glad to be back in my hometown." Yuuki now escaped the child support as he arrived at Hokkaido.
"Hello, father." Yuuki innocently greeted his father.
"You're back. How was Europe?"
"Best." He stopped his sick grin from forming.
"Why did you come back?"
"I missed you and brother." He slyly gave a soft smile.
"... You're sick," Arata said as he knew how sociopathic his son was.
"Huhuhu, maybe." Yuuki left his father alone as he went to his house to watch some new anime and read Mangas.
"He's getting more reckless, is he? I wonder what kind of messed up thing he committed this time?" Yuuki's brother appeared after the man left.
"A massive money fraud? Drove a person to a suicide? Murder? Fuck I don't know... Rape maybe?" Arata sighed as he viewed Yuuki as hopeless.
"Probably none of those."
...
A month goes by and Grace confesses that the child was with another man, which drove the husband into madness as he accidentally sent his son into a coma.
"Mmmm, life is good." Yuuki was chilling in his private mansion by the beach while reading the Jujutsu Kaisen manga.
"Heh, even Kashimo hates other farmers too."
Yuuki seems to have similar thinking.
Taking the hard route is much better, than the easy since it would make you grow. And only worthy people are worth giving time.
"We are all farmers. Sowing seeds in the fields of the effort, before harvesting it later on and seeing the results is all that matters to us."
"Most people say they've worked hard but fail in the end. That would only meant that they didn't work hard enough to keep the crops healthy."
"Hmph, speaking of jujutsu kaisen... Does Gojo use his infinity as a condom during sex?"
...
Yuuki walking on down to downtown trying to find newly released mangas.
"?" He looked behind him as he saw a man, who looked homeless, before scoffing at him for being poor.
Yuuki walked and walked around, before. He noticed that the homeless man was still following him around.
"What do you want!?" Yuuki glared as he was annoyed by the homeless man.
"You— life..."
"Huh!?"
"I SAID YOUR LIFE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD! You ruined my family." The homeless man grabbed his hidden knife while charging at Yuuki who was holding onto his plastic bag filled with new Mangas.
"Tsk." Yuuki scoffed at the homeless man's sloppy movement before throwing his treasured manga collection at his face and disarming the knife from him.
Yuuki is good at Krav Maga, as he simply bodied the man from what he had learned.
"You fucking peasant." He mocked before he ruthlessly beat up the man into a pulp.
"How dare a monkey like you, try to stab me!?"
The final hit on the homeless man was a knife slash to the jugular.
'Don't fuck with this farmer. Else he'll harvest your life.' Yuuki spitted at the bleeding homeless, before picking up back his manga.
"My skills are rotting..."
*Honk* *honk* *surprise mf*
"Huh?"
Yuuki was too late to react as the Truck-kun fast approached him.
"This is an assassination! No! An isekai!" He grimaced as the timing for the speeding truck was too great of a coincidence for the homeless man.
[Earned skill: Growth]
"What?"
*CRASSHHHH!*
-- Yuuki Itto, retired! --
[Revising system...]
[Success...]
[Earned trait: Gentry of Erudtion]
[Earned trait: Heavenly Restriction]
[System, restarting...]
...
-Chapter End-
(NOTE: I think i'm high on medicine while writing this chapter back then.)
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