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Chapter 242: Chapter 242 Seele is completely confused

" Wow ... it's over. Now Seele's reputation has been completely ruined by Red Seele. "

" good deed " being ruined by Einstein , Sirin was really a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, Einstein was not a person who liked gossip, otherwise the next day there would have been rumors circulating in the base that Seele and Bronya could not bear to be lonely and posted stickers in the corridor.

" This is too funny. I always feel that Red Seele is too unlucky today and everything is going wrong. "

Kiana smiled happily and said,

" But the painting style when Veliona was playing Bronya just now was really beautiful. "

" This image reminds me of some bad memories ..."

Meiyi patted her forehead, the dead memory was trying to attack her.

After all, I believe everyone knows what kind of character Kiana is. In the past, Kiana would often hug and hug her in public, and sometimes she would do even more extreme things.

Sometimes if you are unlucky, you will be hit by others.

The most memorable time for Mei was when Kiana hugged her from behind while she was cooking, and then played a prank on her.

As a result, she was hit by Raiden Ryoma, her father, who came to visit her.

The embarrassing scene at that time does not need to be described in too many words. I believe everyone can understand Raiden Mei's mood at that time. It can be called the ultimate social death.

Anyway, Mei didn't say a word to Kiana for a week after that.

This is also the memory that Mei most wants to forget.

However, now I can't help but think of Red Seele in a similar scene, so Mei may be the person who can best understand Red Seele's mood at this moment.

All in all, I really want to die.

" Haha, this picture reminds me of that joke that netizens often play. "

Kiana grinned, then put her arm around Mei's shoulders, and winked at Sirin.

Of course, Sirin knew what this idiot second sister meant. She was originally too lazy to act with her, but then she thought about it and realized that this was a good show effect, so she immediately put on a hurt expression and said,

" It seems I came at the wrong time. "

" No, you came just in time. "

Kiana opened her arms with a smile, and Sirin immediately leaned over, allowing Kiana to complete the achievement of hugging her on both sides.

[? ? ? ? ]

[Fuck! As expected of Kiana! Easily accomplished what we couldn't do! ]

[Hahaha! It made me laugh. The anchor did a good job with this joke. When I just saw Veliona being caught by Einstein, this was the first thing that came to my mind. ]

[Although ... the pufferfish is your biological sister! ]

[Isn't a biological sister more exciting? (funny)]

[Born! ! ]

Under the effect of this wonderful program, the barrage in the live broadcast room also started to increase.

Coincidentally, Elysia on the other side also wanted to play this joke.

So she hugged Pardofelis, then winked at Su Mu with a smirk.

" Are you coming? My good Su Mu ~~"

" Are you an idiot? "

Su Mu rolled his eyes directly.

" If you want to make fun of me, ask Griseo. "

" Griseo ... are you sure I won't be caught? "

" Isn't there Su? "

" Su is too serious to be funny. "

" Then I suggest you split Pardo in half. "

Su Mu said seriously.

" Brother Su Mu! Don't say such scary things! "

Pardofelis was immediately frightened and trembled. She has always been very timid.

After some joking and joking, Elysia still failed to get what she wanted.

But after all, I hugged the cat, so this wave is not a loss ~~

At this time, Veliona, who was walking alone in the corridor, was nervously thinking about how to explain to Seele. As a result, she was too focused on things and accidentally bumped into Dr. Tesla who was admiring his masterpiece. .

Tesla's eyes also lit up when he saw Veliona's appearance.

[ " Seele, you're here just in time, help me test the new combat mecha —— Tesla-3027 , this one is carefully designed by me ..." ]

Before Tesla could finish her words, her elaborate work was torn into two halves by Veliona, who was in a bad mood and just wanted to vent.

[ " Oh, it's such a cute toy, but it's a bit fragile and breaks when touched. " ]

The painting style became normal again, and the camera also directly showed Veliona's face. Against the red background, Veliona showed a cute and cruel smile, her eyes were still glowing red, and she spoke in the gentlest tone. He said something that made people hairy behind his back.

 

Tesla was stunned on the spot.

" Well ... I'm sorry for Dr. Tesla, but I just can't help it ... Red Seele is so broken now that she doesn't even want to act anymore. "

Seeing the unlucky Dr. Tesla, Elysia laughed out loud again.

How come our Dr. Tesla is such a funny character in the Bengsan world?

As soon as she appeared on the stage, she immediately made everyone laugh, even though she was really unlucky.

" This is the moment of anti-entropy bankruptcy! "

Pardo pinched his throat and pretended to imitate the Queen's accent. Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh.

" Hahaha ... Dr. Tesla is so unlucky. After Veliona's whole day of adventure, it seems like she is the only one who is really injured, right? Good guy, now it's really a world where only Tesla is injured. finished. "

" I can only say that you should never mess with sickly girls, especially when they are unhappy. "

Elysia smiled and said,

" Of course, I won't be afraid of the beautiful, gentle and considerate pink fairy lady. No matter how arrogant and yandere the girl is, I can easily win over her! "

What Elysia said was a sign of confidence. It can only be said that she did have the capital to say this.

After all, she is the daughter of God and everyone loves her ~~

" But having said that, Veliona's expression and tone just now ... felt a lot like Dr. Mobius. "

Su touched his chin and said with some interest.

I feel that if the toys were replaced by mice, there would be no sense of violation at all.

" Their personalities are indeed somewhat similar. After all, they are both tsundere, and one is a yandere and the other is a crazy critic. They must have something in common. "

Su Mu nodded.

" Uh ... you really dare to say that. "

Su glanced at Su Mu in astonishment, as if looking at a warrior who was not afraid of death, and even opened his squinted eyes.

" Of course, I always say what I have to say. "

Mobius didn't watch the live broadcast anyway, so how could she know what she said?

Su Mu thought proudly.

After Veliona left, Dr. Tesla looked at his robot that had been torn in half and cried without tears.

[ " Woo woo woo, my Tesla-3027..." ]

Then our Dr. Einstein rushed to the scene immediately to laugh.

[ " Is this Dr. Tesla's new mecha? I never thought that the body of the mecha could be split into two parts, which is very deconstructed. " ]

[ " Chicken cot head! " ]

Seeing Dr. Tesla being laughed at by Einstein again, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

[It has to be Einstein, this accurate complaint has never let me down. ]

[High EQ: Your mecha has a deconstructed beauty. Low EQ: Can you throw this pile of scrap metal into the trash can? ]

[Why does the old thief like to persecute Dr. Tesla so much? It feels like she is the one who is unlucky every time. Shivering! When will we, Dr. Tesla, stand up? ]

Veliona, who then returned to the room, recalled her experience of the day. Her whole state was as if she had turned on the Internet at midnight, and she was almost eom .

She felt that Seele must be very disappointed with her like this.

Just when Veliona was immersed in the world of depression, she suddenly found a note on the bedside table with Seele's handwriting on it, which said "open the drawer".

When Red Seele opened the cabinet, she saw the cakes Seele packed back yesterday and a letter inside.

Red Seele opened the letter, and it was what Seele said to her. It couldn't be said to be sweet talk, or at least it was a sugar-coated bomb.

Anyway, after reading this letter, the halo of depression that had just enveloped Veliona disappeared in an instant.

Her whole mood also became one of surprise, shyness, and a little bit of excitement.

In the end, while Red Seele was eating the cake, she still didn't forget her arrogant persona, and then came the difficult words: What ' idiot Seele ' , do you think you can bribe me with a piece of cake? ' , ' It was you who asked me out anyway ' and so on.

The players in the live broadcast room all smiled in unison, and the live broadcast room was filled with a happy atmosphere.

And here, Veliona is also given a close-up in a normal style.

Seeing the beautiful, cute and broad-minded Veliona with a red face eating cake, I don't know how many players' hearts were captured at this moment, so the live broadcast room was flooded with barrages of dogs who wanted to be Veliona The screen is off.

What's more, they even want to be the cake in Veliona's mouth, so that Veliona can eat it into her stomach and become one with her.

It can only be said that Su Mu recognizes the perversion index of netizens this time.

" Veliona is so easy to coax. "

Seeing Veliona, who was about to be depressed just now, looking straight forward to being fucked by Seele's cake and letter, Elysia couldn't help but sigh sincerely.

" Yes, I feel that Red Seele may be the best girl to deal with in Honkai Impact Sanli. As long as Seele takes action, she can be taken down easily. "

Pardo also smiled and said,

" Seele is also very knowledgeable. I originally thought she was just a simple little girl, but now it seems we have underestimated her. "

" Hehe, Seele is a bit more elegant than me in this aspect ~~"

Elysia puffed up her chest proudly and said narcissistically.

[What is a strong Kerry! Even if I, the little angel Seele, are not present, I can still give the situation to C ! I just want to ask you if you are interested! ]

[This wave of candy is really satisfying. Even if there are more knives behind me, I will still be happy, as long as the old thief is not Dao Seele or Red Seele. ]

[Oh, this is troublesome. Should I marry Seele or Veliona? What a headache. ]

[Brother, it's still daytime, so you're just sitting here dreaming? Who will wake him up with a splash of urine? Don't come if you have diabetes, we can't let him taste the sweetness. ]

" Hehe, I just want to see Seele discover the good things that Red Seele has done with her body. "

After looking at the barrages who were chatting and joking, Elysia rubbed her hands and said expectantly.

Just thinking about that scene made her lips curl up involuntarily.

When the time came to the next day, Veliona, who returned to the small dark room, was a little worried about Seele, so she started to turn on the small TV again.

Then she saw the child who listened to the story yesterday ran over to Seele and said excitedly,

[ " Sister Seele, I understand what you want to teach us. Just like Little Red Riding Hood changes her own Schicksal through hard work, I will also - change everything! " ]

[ " Eh? " ]

Saying this, the child smashed the tomato in his hand. This unfolding immediately made Seele confused.

Immediately afterwards, Kiana also ran over and told Seele with a smile that she had discovered a super authentic Sichuan restaurant, and today they went to eat Chaotian pepper stir-fried with pickled peppers.

[ " Eh!? " ]

So our little Seele fell into confusion again.

came to Seele for revenge with the repaired Tesla-3028 .

[ " Eh!?!? " ]

Then, Bronya came and Seele managed to concentrate and said hello to Bronya.

Then she noticed that Bronya's face was a little red today, and she thought she had a fever.

However, her approach made Bronya take a few steps back involuntarily.

[ " I'm sorry, Seele, Bronya doesn't want to forget what happened yesterday, because it is also Bronya's precious memory. " ]

After saying that, Bronya turned around and ran away, leaving only Xiao Seele who was completely confused.

[ " What the hell happened?!!! " ]

In the small dark room, Veliona silently turned off the TV, but the corners of her mouth curled up slightly.

Just like that, Seele's one-day adventure came to an end.

However, although the small theater was over, the live broadcast room was plunged into a sea of joy.

" Hahahaha!!! It's exactly what I thought! I'm afraid Seele thought she had traveled through time! "

Lying on the table, Elysia kept banging her fists on the table, her body shaking, and tears of laughter came out.

" He actually even turned everything around. If Senti saw this, he would probably die from laughter, hahaha. "

The child squeezed a tomato and then said that the scene of turning everything around was too crude, which directly made Pardo laugh, making her unable to stop laughing at all.

" In terms of general rationality, there is no difference between Chaotian pepper and pickled pepper, and it shouldn't be called a dish, right? "

Su started complaining in a fit of laughter and tears,

" But it feels like this is the type Kalpas would like. "

" The Chaotian pepper is too spicy, I don't like it. "

Griseo shook her little head. After Kalpas stuffed a chili pepper into her mouth last time, she no longer dared to eat chili peppers.


Chapter 243: Chapter 243​ Mobius who broke the defense

" The most classic one has to be Bronya. Her girlish heart seems to have been stirred by Veliona. It's so interesting. It's rare to see her blushing and shy in the game. "

Elysia sighed.

[Laughing to death, Bronya was flirted with by Veliona. Seele still doesn't know. In a sense, is this considered a tauren? ]

[Classic tauren, they are all Seele anyway, why do you still care about this? And Veliona also has some affection for Bronya, at least he can be ranked behind Seele. ]

[Tears, doesn't anyone care about poor Dr. Tesla? She was the only one who was really hurt! ]

As the small theater ended, the audience in the live broadcast room also complained one after another.

But I have to say that this small theater still brought them a lot of surprises.

After all, such an interesting and fun plot is really interesting.

From beginning to end, the smiles on their faces never disappeared.

In this small theater, everyone's understanding of Red Seele has also been further improved.

If we were to vote on the popularity list of Bengsan characters now, Veliona's popularity would definitely be in the top three.

This is not surprising, after all, character popularity will change with time and plot.

For example, Fu Hua and Senti became extremely popular in the Du Chen chapter.

" Su Mu, this small theater is really interesting. Can you create more small theaters like this in the future? "

Elysia asked expectantly while exiting the small theater interface reluctantly.

HI3's small theater doesn't have many shows, but every time it's impressive.

For example, Lei Ming's theater allowed everyone to witness the change in Mei's mentality, from the rich young lady to the cold thunder queen.

Another example is Sherlock Holmes' Little Theater, " Irene-chan! I'm your fan! " This extremely classic line is still a joke that players talk about to this day.

" decide as things go. "

Su Mu said leisurely.

But what he didn't know at this time was that on the other side of Siberia, a girl who was annoyed by him had already bought a ticket to Skydome City that night.

Elysia then played the event story "Drifting in China", which was also a relaxing and enjoyable event story that made everyone in the live broadcast room feel like they were dreaming.

When did the plot of Honkai Impact 3 become so sweet?

It's either sweet or funny, and the beautiful things are a bit unrealistic.

And such beauty makes many experienced players feel anxious.

As we all know, MiHoYo's favorite thing to do is to show beautiful things in front of you and then tear them into pieces.

Although Seele and Red Seele's candies were delicious, Bronya's overturning of the car and Dr. Tesla's misfortune also made everyone laugh.

But when I think about the big sword that will appear later, it makes players feel like there is a Sword of Damos hanging above their heads.

Therefore, many players joked in the live broadcast room that the plot of Honkai Impact III is over here and there is no need to read it later.

But this is just a joke. After all, the story of Honkai Impact III has already become a part of the game that players can't let go of.

They all want to see the ending of Kiana and others, the ending of Honkai Impact, so even if they know that there will be a big sword ahead, they will continue to play.

....

By the time Su Mu came out of Elysia's house, it was almost six o'clock in the evening.

Elysia has been live streaming Honkai Impact III for another day, and she is still using the Law of Knowledge.

Su Mu held Griseo's hand, said goodbye to Su and Pardo, and took her home.

But what surprised Su Mu was that when he and Griseo walked to the door of Griseo's house, they saw Mobius standing here, as if waiting for someone.

" Mobius, are you here to see Griseo? "

Su Mu stepped forward and asked curiously.

" Good evening, Grandma Mobius. "

Griseo also greeted Mobius obediently.

Just the title that popped out of her mouth made Mobius, who had just smiled at the arrival of Griseo, freeze instantly.

" puff-- "

Su Mu swore that he really didn't want to laugh, but the expression on Mobius's face was so exciting that even a professionally trained man could not hold back.

"... It's Sister Mobius. "

Mobius took a deep breath and tried hard to suppress the anger surging in her chest. She would not lose her temper in front of Griseo.

But Elysia, she is dead!

Mobius didn't even need to use his brain to think, he could guess that the person who dared to teach Griseo to talk like this would be no one else but Elysia.

But she didn't have such a good temper towards Su Mu who laughed out loud at his misfortune.

" Guinea pig, is this funny? "

Mobius looked at Su Mu with dangerous eyes. If it were anyone else, they would also feel scared under Mobius's dangerous gaze.

But Su Mu doesn't. He knows clearly that Mobius is a tsundere with a sharp mouth and a heart. As long as you don't really touch her bottom line, she is actually very easy to talk to.

" Well, it's funny. Otherwise, after professional training, I should be able to hold it back. "

Su Mu raised the corners of his mouth and said seriously.

"... Griseo, go back to your room and change clothes first. I will take you out to eat later. "

" OK, all right. "

Griseo nodded obediently, then pulled Su Mu's arm and motioned for him to lower his head.

Su Mu lowered his head, and the little girl's milky kiss fell on his cheek, soft and sweet.

" Thank you, brother Su Mu. I had a great time today. Let's play together next time. "

" Well, let's play together next time, Griseo. "

Su Mu grinned, showing a healed smile.

Sure enough, Little Angel Griseo is the best!

Watching Griseo walk into the room, Su Mu stretched and said lazily to Mobius,

" Then I'll go back first, Dr. Mobius. "

" etc. "

Somewhat unexpectedly, Mobius stopped Su Mu who was about to turn around and leave.

" Huh? Is there anything else? "

Su Mu looked at Mobius with some confusion.

" Haha ~~ My dear little white mouse, did you ... say something you shouldn't have said today ~~ ? "

Mobius twisted her slender water snake waist and walked towards Su Mu little by little, with a strange smile of unknown meaning on her face, but her eyes were clearly not smiling.

" Ah? Did I say anything? "

Su Mu tilted his head, looking confused.

He was really a little confused. After all, he said so many words throughout the whole day, and he only knew which words he shouldn't say.

But why did Mobius suddenly mention this? It's impossible that she also watched Elysia's live broadcast, right?

Wait ... if she really watched Elysia's live broadcast, that means ... she heard what she said about her?

No!

He only mentioned it once!

Elysia broadcast live for ten hours, and that sentence only occupied less than ten seconds during these ten hours. Su Mu didn't believe that Mobius would have the time to watch Elysia live and play games. !

" Oh? Don't you remember? So, do you need me to help you recall it? My cute little white mouse? "

While speaking, Snake had already walked up to Su Mu.

She raised the corners of her mouth slightly, stretched out her slender fingers, and touched Su Mu's chest gently.

" You say I'm a tsundere or a crazy critic? That's right, right? Little guinea pig, sometimes I really want to open your belly to see where you got the courage to say that to me? "

" ah ....."

Su Mu's mouth twitched, right? Is he really that unlucky?

Just mentioned Mobius behind his back, and then she found out about it?

Yes, this time it is considered that Laos was stabbed by Snake. Fortunately, Snake will not do a transformation animation, and then add the sentence that any evil will be brought to justice.

In fact, Su Mu was really unlucky this time.

Originally, Mobius did not have the habit of watching live broadcasts, but the problem was, Nuwa did!

This girl likes fishing on weekdays, and going to the toilet with pay is a common occurrence for her.

So while working today, while Mobius was doing experiments, she found a corner to watch Elysia's live broadcast.

Nuwa usually likes to watch other people's live broadcasts. When she saw Elysia playing Seele's One-Day Adventure, she also laughed out loud at Seele's One-Day Adventure.

As a result, laughter attracted Mobius, and as soon as Mobius came to Nuwa, he happened to hear what Su Mu said about her.

Originally, for Mobius, she had always completely ignored other people's evaluations.

She was able to turn a blind eye to a series of other people's evaluations of her, such as monsters, cold-blooded devils, scientific madwomen, etc., and even found them ridiculous.

But Su Mu can't.

In other words, the people she cares about are not good enough.

Snake is a lonely person, and there are not many people she cares about, such as Klein, Griseo, Elysia ... and Su Mu, who gets along well with her, is one of them.

That's why Snake came to Su Mu to ask for help .

But she didn't come here specifically to see Su Mu. After all, it was just a small matter.

But who told her to meet Su Mu when she came to find Griseo?

Therefore, it will not be so easy for the little white mouse targeted by the snake to escape ~~

" What, little guinea pig, don't you want to explain something? "

Seeing that Su Mu didn't speak, Mobius continued to ask with a smile.

" You already know what else I have to say. "

Su Mu shrugged helplessly, thinking that after all, this flag should not be set casually.

" Then how do you want to solve it? "

Mobius raised his chin and looked at Su Mu with interest.

" Speaking ill of people behind their back ... is not something a good boy would do ~~"

" Red bean puree, you're going to lose it! "

Su Mu put his hands on the sides of his legs, imitating the actions of some people on TV, and bowed to Mobius very sincerely.

After all, compared to apologizing, no one in the world is skilled at that.

" Apologies alone are not enough, my dear little guinea pig. "

Looking at Su Mu bowing in front of him, the corners of Mobius's mouth raised slightly, and this time there seemed to be a smile in her eyes.

" After all, you know, sometimes, the power of words can destroy a person. Do you know how sad it was when I heard you call me crazy? "

Mobius's tone was full of grievance and hurt, as if she had really suffered a huge grievance.

" ….."

Three rows of black lines suddenly appeared on Su Mu's forehead.

Damn ... Sister Snake, please check your conscience (maybe you don't have one). Do you believe what you say?

Yes, the power of words can sometimes destroy a person, but Sister Snake, you can physically destroy a person!

".... Let's make conditions. "

" This weekend, you come to my laboratory to help. I'm a little short of manpower recently. "

The conversation between the two was completed within three seconds.

Apparently, Mobius is just waiting here.

".... Let me ask first, Dr. Mobius, what your laboratory lacks should be the manpower responsible for chores and cleaning, right? "

After a few seconds of silence, Su Mu asked quietly.

Although he has been to Mobius's laboratory quite a few times, he always takes Griseo there to play. If you want to help ... He is a game maker, so he can help biological scientists. What are you busy with?

At most, he can help with a meal.

So Su Mu's intuition told him that the help Mobius mentioned must not be simple.

" What are you talking about? How could I let you take action on such a trivial matter? That would be overkill. "

Snake said calmly,

" I want you to help me be a drug tester. "

" Farewell! "

Without hesitation, Su Mu turned around and ran away!

But a slender little hand had grabbed his arm.

It is true that Mobius's strength is so small that Su Mu can even run with her directly.

But the problem is ... he doesn't dare.

Snake can still talk well now, but if he dares to kick Mobius away, then he may really be close to death.

" Haha, don't worry, little guinea pig, I know you may have some misunderstandings about me, but the finished product I developed this time will not affect your personal safety. "

Mobius smiled kindly.

"... Dr. Mobius, can you speak with your conscience? "

" Of course, you can come and touch me too ~~"

Snake and Snake straightened out her small chest, which was about the same size as Fu Hua. There was a hint of charm on her young face, and she said with a half-smile.

"... No need, I'm afraid of shaking my hands. "

Su Mu said that since he touched the heart of Bronya , he was no longer interested in people's hearts below C.

Guys don't like to wrong themselves.

" ..."

This time it was Mobius who broke through the defense.

Su Mu witnessed Sichuan's face-changing stunt with his own eyes.

"... Su Mu, do you really want to die?! "

Snake gritted his teeth, and his voice filled with resentment and anger seemed to come from the land of Jiuyou.

Mobius' defense was really broken now. He even stopped barking. A pair of green snake eyes stared at Su Mu, as if he wanted to bite a piece of meat from him.


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