But in the end, Fang Juda was given a severe lesson by Chi Yuan.
Then the first episode of Doll Academy ended in such a noisy atmosphere.
And just when everyone thought it was over and wanted to say something, they didn't expect that the real feature film had just begun from now on.
Because, the ED of Doll Academy started to play.
Xiaoyue patting Cang Xiaoxuan's belly, imitating Judas using Judas as a guitar, Xiaote and Bella playing the piano, and Ruoshui playing the DJ ...
These little guys come together to show off their special abilities, and paired with the inexplicably emotional BGM , they form a jaw-dropping hell drawing.
Watching the entire episode, the expressions of Golden Courtyard and others are surprisingly consistent.
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Who am I, where am I, what did I just watch?
" Pfft—— ! "
Su directly squirted out the water he just drank from his mouth. His eyes were wide open, as if he had seen something unimaginable.
" Su Mu, did you also make this ED ? "
ED with her lips twitching wildly .
" yes. "
"... You must miss your hometown very much on Earth, right? "
" ah? "
" This thing ... is a bit too outrageous, isn't it? "
Sakura couldn't help but complain,
" I really want to know Su Mu's mental state when you were writing. "
" Hahaha, what kind of chaotic dance of demons is this? "
Vill-Vi laughed so hard that she almost burst into tears.
" All I can say is that someone is committing a cruel act that is beyond human understanding. "
Snake said while holding his forehead.
Even she, who has a different spirit than ordinary people, feels that this ED is a bit difficult to deal with. Anyone who can get rid of this kind of thing must have some serious illness!
" Although, isn't this quite interesting? "
Mei said with a smile.
Everyone gave their evaluations one by one, and even Eden couldn't help but complain, ' This kind of art is too early for carbon-based organisms . '
Seeing this, everyone also understood what kind of piss-poor animation this Doll Academy is.
Anyway, you must not drink water while watching.
Then, with mixed emotions, everyone watched the second episode of Doll Academy.
The content of the second episode can only be said to be even worse, going further and further on the wrong path.
However, everyone has already adapted to this extremely crude development and various funny plots, and once they accepted these settings, they found that this doll academy is really fun.
" Hahaha, this animation is really interesting, but it's a pity that the time is too short, it's not enough to watch. "
Pardofelis said enthusiastically.
" Su Mu, I'm really impressed by you. How could you create such an animation? My stomach almost cramped when I laughed. "
Elysia said.
" Is it fun? "
Su Mu said with a smile.
" It's not fun or not, it's really an art that transcends humans. "
Sakura said,
" And I found that the Doll Academy is really exciting to watch. Although I was shocked by all the wonderful developments in it at the beginning, once you get used to it, you will find that the plot is really interesting. . "
" Su Mu, can you give me more? Two episodes are too few. I can't wait to see the next episode. "
" That's it, update quickly! "
Everyone was talking to each other, and eventually they even started urging Su Mu to update on the spot, which made Su Mu dumbfounded.
To be honest, Elysia and others were a little nervous when they first watched Doll Academy.
After all, MiHoYo officially said that Doll Academy and Valkyrie's Table are both joyful and heartwarming daily-oriented animations.
But as we all know, the joy and warmth of MiHoYo may have other meanings, and maybe there is a knife hidden inside.
But after watching these two episodes, everyone instantly came to a unanimous opinion.
If this thing could hide a knife, they would cut off their own heads!
And with the release of Doll Academy, it also caused quite a commotion on the Internet.
After all, Honkai Impact III is already a big IP , with hundreds of millions of players.
When MiHoYo officially announced that it would produce Honkai Impact III animation, many players were already looking forward to it.
So when Doll Academy was updated on time, in less than half an hour, the number of views had exceeded 20 million.
So far, in the comment area, apart from the players complaining about the plot and the ED , the rest are urging for updates.
After all, Doll Academy is good-looking, but it's really a bit too little.
Even if two episodes are updated at once, it is still not enough for players.
But fortunately, there is also the Valkyrie table in the evening to look forward to.
" Isn't this guy Su Mu suffering from some serious illness? "
Changkong City, Kiana's house.
the ED playback of Doll Academy , Sirin said with a bit of laughter and tears.
" Hahaha, no, I'm really going to die laughing! How can this doll academy be so interesting! "
Kiana held her stomach and rolled on the floor with laughter. Her tractor-like laughter echoed in the room for a while.
They must admit that before watching Doll Academy, they really didn't expect it to be so funny.
" This Dawn Moon Requiem and Imitation Judas are two living treasures. "
Siegfried couldn't help but shook his head.
" It's a pity that these cute little guys are not included in the main plot, otherwise it would have been very interesting. "
Cecilia said with a smile.
" Uh ... It's really hard for me to imagine these little guys appearing in the main plot. I'm afraid they won't turn the main plot into a funny plot. "
Meiyi said dumbfounded.
These armed dolls are simply born comedians. They can make people laugh non-stop just by looking at them. They are completely different from the main plot style.
" I think the strongest part is the part where Xiaoyue Soul Song uses the belly of Fuxi Book as a drum. I really admire the imagination of that boy Su Mu. I really don't know what is in his mind. Wonderful idea. "
Siegfried sighed.
The release of Doll Academy brought a strong surprise to everyone. Of course, in a sense, it can also be said to be a shock.
But overall, the result is quite successful, and even the current score of Doll Academy is an astonishing 10 points.
This is enough to show that although everyone complains that this kind of performance art is a bit beyond human, in fact, the body still accepts it very honestly.
Kiana and others gathered together again after dinner, waiting for the Valkyrie's table, which was updated at eight o'clock.
" I heard that Valkyrie's Table is a heartwarming daily animation about food. If you compare it with Doll Academy, who do you think is better? "
While waiting for the animation update, Sirin also asked everyone a question.
" This hasn't been updated yet. How do we know who is better, it or Doll Academy? "
Kiana complained angrily.
" So it's a prediction. After all, since Su Mu has put the update time of Valkyrie's Table after Doll Academy, it means that this animation may be more anticipated. "
Sirin smiled.
" My assessment is that regardless of whether Valkyrie's dining table looks good or not, the extent of the disease is definitely not comparable to that of Doll Academy. "
Mei Yi rubbed her eyebrows and said.
the ED of Doll Academy will automatically appear in her mind .
The magic sound enters the brain.
" Haha, why do you care so much? Isn't it all about looking good? "
Siegfried laughed.
" By the way, I'm curious about something. "
At this time, Kiana seemed to remember something, shook her index finger and said,
" As we all know, Mei is the only designated cook in Honkai Impact III. Why doesn't this anime just call Mei's Dining Table? Is there anyone else who knows how to cook? "
"... Kiana, you have learned to tease me now, right? "
Hearing Kiana's words, Sirin and the others immediately burst into laughter. Only Mei glared at Kiana in shame.
You are the cook, and your whole family is the cook!
I have become Lei Lu, okay!
Do you understand the value of the Thunder Queen?
You actually dare to play the role of a cook in front of her. I think you Chong Chong is really a little bold!
" Hehe, anyone can cook anyway, but Kiana definitely can't cook. "
Sirin said with a smile.
After all, this is the consensus of all players in the world of Honkai Impact III.
Don't let the Kaslana family into the kitchen!
" Don't look down on people, I can cook. "
Kiana put her hands on her hips and said confidently.
" I'm talking about you in the game, but you're not much different from the one in the game. After so many years, you can make egg fried rice and make instant noodles. "
Sirin complained mercilessly.
" Egg fried rice is not rice? Instant noodles are not noodles? "
Kiana was not ashamed but proud, then she licked her face and hugged Mei's arm,
" And anyway, as long as Mei is here, she will cook for me for the rest of her life ~~"
Mei Yi looked at Kiana who came up to her with a look of disgust. This guy just made fun of her cook, and now he is teasing her again. Why is he so thick-skinned?
Siegfried and Cecilia on the side were already not surprised when they saw Kiana and Mei talking about each other and saying such ambiguous words.
There is something wrong with their daughter's sexual orientation. They have known about it for a long time, and there is nothing they can do about it. They can only say that children and grandchildren will have their own blessings, so let them do it.
But what troubles them even more is their eldest daughter Durandal, who seems to have this tendency as well.
After all, it had been so many years, and she still didn't have a close male friend, so she hung out with that Rita every day.
To be honest, sometimes Siegfried and Cecilia couldn't help but wonder if there was something wrong with their education.
There are three daughters in total, two of them are Lily, and the remaining one is a homebody who doesn't even go out of the house very much.
Cecilia even doubted whether she would be able to have a grandchild in her lifetime.
After some joking, Valkyrie's dining table was soon updated under everyone's expectant gaze.
Seeing the familiar protagonists appear on the screen one by one, Siegfried and others felt a special feeling in their hearts.
This is not surprising. After all, it is Honkai Impact III that they all love. Now it has changed from a game to an animation. It will always be touching to watch these favorite characters in another form.
" Wow! It's Teacher Himeko! "
When she saw Himeko's figure appearing on the screen, Kiana was so excited that she almost cried.
Just because she could see Teacher Himeko in the animation, Kiana had already given it full marks in her heart!
This emotion can be experienced by every Honkai Impact 3 player.
" I'm in tears. I can actually see Teacher Himeko here. A peaceful world is really the best. "
Sirin couldn't help but sigh.
Before, they thought MiHoYo's daily-oriented Honzo animation was overkill, but now they don't think so.
The main plot has given people enough knives. Now in the animation, they can feel the warm and daily life when everyone was still at St. Freya Academy. Wouldn't it be nice?
After the OP finished playing, everyone watched the main film with gusto.
The animation produced by Anti-Entropy Entertainment has no problem with the quality at all. Even if it is just a daily-oriented animation, the painting is still smooth and enjoyable to watch.
And the most important thing is that each character is drawn very beautifully, and you can feel the sufficient funding through the screen.
This is incomparable to the Q version of Doll Academy, but the story of the grass growing in Doll Academy is its core. The Q version of the painting style makes people feel the cuteness of the little guys even more. .
The story of the first episode of Valkyrie's Table is very simple. On Christmas Eve, Mei and Himeko were stuck in traffic on the road and couldn't get back for a while. Then Bronya and Chongchong, who were playing games at home, started cooking by themselves.
The rice Bronya cooked was called Russian beet soup, but Kiana expressed doubts about it because she had never seen Bronya cook before.
However, this Russian beet soup represents the memories of Bronya and Seele.
Everyone looked at Valkyrie's dining table, watched Bronya make Russian beet soup bit by bit, watched her think of Seele in her sleep, saw the lively scene after Mei and Himeko came back, everyone's faces Shang unconsciously smiled.
A simple story, but it makes people feel warm from the bottom of their hearts.
" Su Mu really didn't lie to us this time. Valkyrie's Table is really just a warm and healing daily food series. "
After watching the first episode of Valkyrie's Table, Sirin suddenly smiled and said.
" To be honest, my impression of Su Mu has improved a little now. "
Kiana also smiled and said,
" At least this time he really came for a serious and warm treatment, instead of the ' warm and depressing ' kind before . He won't have a knife this time, right? "
" Looking at this situation, it should be impossible to issue a knife, because the story mode is very simple. "
Siegfried nodded.
" Isn't it nice to be simple and ordinary? If Valkyrie's dining table can continue to maintain this style, then it will definitely be a step above Doll Academy in my heart. "
Cecilia felt that there was a real warmth in the family gathering together to watch Valkyrie's table.
" I have just eaten, but now I feel a little hungry again. I suddenly miss the beet soup that Seele used to make. "
Looking at the beet soup recipe given at the end of Valkyrie's Table, Kiana suddenly felt like her mouth was watering.
When they were still at St. Freya Academy, Seele often made beet soup for them, but now she hasn't tasted it for a long time.
Looking back now, Kiana felt as if a kitten was scratching her heart. She was so itchy that she wished she could drink beet soup right now.
" Don't tell me, I miss you too. "
Sirin licked her lips, feeling a little greedy.
Fortunately, they had just eaten, otherwise it would have been too painful to watch the Valkyrie's table while hungry.
" If the Valkyrie's table is updated after 11 p.m., many people will be tempted to have a late-night snack, right? "
Siegfried smiled.
He knew very well how girls managed their bodies. In their family, only Kiana liked to eat late night snacks, while the others never had late night snacks to avoid gaining weight.
But if you watch the food show Valkyrie's Table late at night, I'm afraid many people will be tempted to break the habit, right?
You can update the Valkyrie's dining table at eight o'clock in the evening, Su Mu, you are so gentle!
" Mei, can you make beet soup for me tomorrow? I really want to eat it. "
Kiana swallowed and looked expectantly at her own rice cook.
" Yes, yes, but why do I have to make you beet soup? "
Meiyi crossed her arms, a rare sly smile appeared on her gentle wife's face.
Kiana said before that she was the enemy of the cook, but she still remembered it.
Wouldn't you be angry if you were a real cook?
" Eh? Mei ~~ Please ~~ It was my fault just now. I shouldn't have played with your cook. Mei is not a cook. Mei is the most powerful Herrscher of Thunder! "
Kiana was not an idiot. Faced with Mei's arrogance, she did not hesitate to start begging for mercy. She even put her head into Mei's arms and arched her head.
" Okay, okay ... it's done for you, don't move around. "
After being pushed twice by Kiana, a blush suddenly appeared on Mei's face. She agreed and quickly pushed Kiana away from her arms.
This Kiana is doing this kind of thing when everyone is around her. Doesn't she know how to write shy?
" You stupid second sister, how old are you and are you still acting like a spoiled child? Are you a child who won't grow up? "
Sirin immediately complained angrily.
" Hey, I just like to act like a spoiled brat, it's useless for you to envy me. "
Kiana shamelessly made a face at Sirin and said with a smile.
Siegfried and Cecilia on the side also couldn't laugh or cry when they saw this.
This is followed by the second episode of Valkyrie's Table.
This time the protagonist became Kiana, because while sleeping, she dreamed of the toast pizza made by Siegfried, so when she woke up, Kiana also wanted to eat toast pizza.
After going to the supermarket to buy the ingredients, Kiana started making toast pizza.
During this period, she also flashed the scene when she was cooking with Siegfried when she was a child. Siegfried taught her cooking secrets and cut onions with her eyes closed, but ended up cutting her own fingers.
Seeing Siegfried's funny performance, Cecilia laughed out loud.
" Pfft — honey, Siegfried in this animation is exactly the same as you. "
" Cecilia, how is he exactly like me? I'm not that stupid, am I? "
Siegfried quickly shook his head in denial. He would not admit that he was an idiot chopping onions with his eyes closed. Although he had indeed done this before ... but no one knew about it at the time.
Is this guy Su Mu cheating? Why do you even know about the embarrassing things that happened to you more than ten years ago?
" Haha, I can only say that this is indeed very smelly dad's style, and it is really no surprise that dad would do such a thing. "
Kiana burst into laughter immediately, not saving any face for her father. She was truly a loving father and a filial daughter.
" One thing to say, it's true. "
Sirin nodded in agreement.
" Ugh ... Damn it, my lifelong reputation! "
Siegfried suddenly slapped his forehead in depression.
Then Kiana continued to make toast pizza, and the drunk Himeko even ran out and showed off her appearance, which made all the players of Himeko's party burst into tears.
Then there is the famous scene where Siegfried uses the Heavenly Fire Sage to bake toast pizza, but the heat is not controlled well and the toast pizza is burnt.
Just like that, he still said that the toast pizza needs to be a little burnt to taste better.
" Hahaha, Dad, you use the Heavenly Fire Saint to bake toast pizza? Isn't that a show? If Kevin knew that someone used his Heavenly Fire Saint to cook, I'm afraid he would be mad! "
Seeing Siegfried's famous scene, Sirin and others burst into laughter.
" Haha, this Valkyrie's dining table is so interesting. I never thought cooking could be such a chore. "
Cecilia also covered her mouth with a smile, her eyebrows arched.
" Is this ... could it be that in order to bake the toast pizza, I decided to launch a crazy attack? "
Siegfried himself was a bit dumbfounded, but he quite liked his actions in the animation.
cool to use the Heavenly Fire Sage to bake toast pizza, right?
" Oh, by the way, do you think the toast pizza baked with the Heavenly Fire Sage will be more delicious? "
At this time, Kiana suddenly thought that she was indeed a foodie.
" I don't know if it tastes good or not, but it will definitely be more expensive. "
Sirin said seriously at first, and then laughed out loud as she spoke.
Is it not expensive to make a toast pizza baked by the Heavenly Fire Sage? The only one in the world!
" So every time you eat two clips of toast pizza, a dad will use the sky fire to come out of its sheath, protect dad and stay away from the toast pizza. "
Kiana joked with a smile.
" Then I really want to thank you. "
Siegfried rolled his eyes.
After that, Kiana made the toast pizza, and she was seen eating the toast pizza with a happy and satisfied face. She also gave an emotional explanation, paired with the exquisite pictures, which completely conveyed the deliciousness of the toast pizza. The display is vivid and vivid, making people's mouth water.
When Himeko saw the toast pizza Kiana made and pointed out whether her toast pizza had been baked for too long, Kiana replied with a smile,
[ " But toast pizza needs to be slightly browned to taste delicious. " ]
In Kiana's bright smile, the scene finally showed the happy scene of her and Siegfried eating toast pizza together as a child. That warm and heart-wrenching scene was like a sharp blade that pierced everyone's eyes. Soft heart.
Because the better the memories, the more they reflect the cruelty of reality.
Siegfried was very happy with Kiana when he was a child, but in the main plot, he has not seen Kiana for a long time.
He has even been captured by World Snake, and his whereabouts are still unknown.
" Tsk ... I didn't expect that this guy Su Mu still has a hard-core nature and hid the knife at the end. "
Kiana clicked her tongue, and the smile on her face disappeared.
" This isn't a knife, is it? I feel pretty good. It's a warm and touching scene. "
Mei Yi said.
" But I feel a little uncomfortable. "
Kiana puffed up her cheeks,
" Burned toast pizza ... I suddenly feel like eating it. "
" Why do you want to eat everything? "
Sirin said angrily.
" Who told Su Mu and the others to make the food look so delicious? Moreover, the last picture also caused harm to my soul. I can't even eat something good to heal myself? "
Kiana said with an aggrieved look.
" This episode does have some knives, but fortunately, I can withstand it. "
Cecilia said.
Now her heart had already been tempered by the second collapse of the sword.
A burnt toast pizza can only be regarded as glass shards, and it can't do anything to her. It's within the acceptable range.
" By the way, in the main storyline, I am still being held captive by the World Snake, and I don't know when I will be released. "
Siegfried couldn't help but complained,
" Am I going to be rescued by my daughter in the end? Wouldn't that be too embarrassing? "
" Haha, stinky dad, just wait for me to save you ~~"
Hearing this, Kiana suddenly said with some pride.
" This won't work. I have to tell that guy Su Mu. It would be best if I could appear on the scene at the most critical moment, and then unsheath the sky fire to save the world again. "
Siegfried dreamed.
" The Skyfire is still out of its sheath? Do you think you can snatch the Skyfire Holy Inquisitor back from Kevin's hands? "
Sirin said quietly.
Why doesn't this dad have any ideas?
Afterwards, everyone chatted and laughed, and spent a warm and cheerful night while discussing Honkai Impact III.
On the Internet, as Valkyrie's Dinner Table was played, it also aroused a lot of discussion.
Many of the players are analyzing whether the Valkyrie's dining table has a knife.
To be honest, Valkyrie's Table is indeed a warm and healing animation that makes people feel comfortable watching it and then smile.
But the various memories mixed in during the period, especially those of Kiana and Siegfried, also poked deep into the hearts of the players, making them moved and want to cry.
So our Lord Otto was dragged out and criticized again, and someone even said, ' Everything is Otto's fault . '
After all, it was Otto who ruined Siegfried's happy family!
And because the delicacies in Valkyrie's Dining Table are so attractive, Valkyrie's Dining Table has quickly become a new generation's meal-prepping tool on the Internet!
As long as they watch Kiana eat, even those who don't want to eat will increase their appetite and directly transform into rice cooks, showing off three bowls of rice!
After watching the playback of Valkyrie's Table, players also understood the differences between the two animations: Doll Academy and Valkyrie's Table.
Doll Academy is a pure masterpiece that can make you laugh from beginning to end, making you laugh until your stomach hurts.
Valkyrie's Table is more in line with the term "warm and healing". Although there are some knives in it, overall, it is still a very warm animation.
So during this period, in addition to revisiting Doll Academy and Valkyrie's Table every day, and chatting in the comment area and forum, the rest is to wait for their updates.
The Valkyrie Table, which was updated in the second week, still maintains its warm and healing level, and Bishop Otto even appeared in the fourth episode.
He even shamelessly turned into a child and begged for a portion of beef with soy sauce from his granddaughter.
He had obviously finished eating the beef with soy sauce, but at the end he said arrogantly that it was not delicious at all, which made the players laugh and said that even Otto could not escape the law of true fragrance.
However, if the update of Valkyrie's Table only maintains the same level as at the beginning, then the third episode of Doll Academy undoubtedly goes further and further on the road of growing grass, reaching the peak.
Some players even complained that compared to the content of this episode, the ED looked more like it was made by people on earth.
First, Akatsuki Requiem used Theresa's past as a middle school student to publicly execute her, and then Theresa transformed into a magical girl Terir on the spot . Unfortunately, others saw her, and then Theresa... There came the ultimate massacre, the tragedy of restraint.jpg .
This plot can really make people burst into laughter. The players watched helplessly as the people who knocked on the door eventually became the ghosts of Theresa's stick.
In the original animation, there was also Big Viagra among the people who came to die, but Su Mu changed it to himself here. After all, there is no Big Viagra in this world, only himself.
He also doesn't mind making himself unlucky in the animation and making the players happy.
And the players are indeed very happy to watch it. They are now looking forward to what kind of ruthless activities the Doll Academy will do that transcend the human category.
But before that, Honkai Impact III received an update first.
The content of this update is Chapter 22 of the main story and the event story Twin Invasion.
After the version preview live broadcast, players are looking forward to the update of Honkai Impact III. They are all eager to know what the ending between Fu Hua and Senti will be like, and what will happen with the arrival of Kiana and Bronya. What impact and changes will it cause.
So at that time, after Elysia opened the live broadcast room, countless players poured in.
This time Elysia invited a lot of guests. In addition to Senti Fuhua and Su Mu, there were also Kevin and Mei.
Everyone got together and after greeting the viewers in the live broadcast room, they started chatting.
" The main plot of this update should be the ending plot of Senti and Fu Hua. The dispute between them will also come to an end. Who do you think will become the real Fu Hua? "
Elysia used her skills as a host, rolled a piece of A4 paper into a cylinder, handed it to everyone in a decent manner and asked.
" Then it must be Fu Hua himself. "
Kevin said without hesitation,
" After all, the truth is the truth. As long as Su Mu doesn't write Fu Hua to death ... you won't really do that, will you? "
Halfway through Kevin's words, he suddenly felt a little uncertain, so he quickly asked Su Mu.
After all, judging from the portrayal and atmosphere of Fu Hua in these two chapters, it is not impossible to kill Fu Hua with a knife.
If there really was an ending where Fu Hua and Senti died together ... then he would really collapse.
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