"What's wrong with me?"
"Just a mortal, after all. Even if he's somewhat interesting, that's all there is to it."
The Life Goddess watched Xu Ran's retreating figure through the window, growing more distant as he walked.
She didn't know why, but her heart, which had been undisturbed for countless years, was now slowly changing. She found Xu Ran interesting; he would tell her amusing things.
And all of this was something that no one else could offer her.
Xiao Zi was too rigid, and everyone else in the Divine Realm respected and feared her. Over time, she couldn't even find a normal friend. Perhaps, it was Xu Ran's occasional frivolity that made her feel something different.
It was a feeling she hadn't experienced for millions of years. A sudden sensation that was both thrilling and overwhelming.
...
As Xu Ran left the building, the Destruction God was already there waiting for him.
The Destruction God was excited, but he didn't know what Xu Ran had done with the Life Goddess, let alone that Xu Ran now knew the Life Goddess's measurements, bust, leg length, waist, hip... all the data.
In the end, Xu Ran concluded: "Perfect."
This was the true golden ratio, flawless and impeccable.
Being a deity, and the one that nurtures life at that, her body was absurdly perfect. Like Zhu Qing and the others, there were imperfections. However, Xu Ran, being as picky as he was, couldn't find any on the Life Goddess.
But if you ask Xu Ran whether he likes the Life Goddess or Xiao Wu Zhu Qing and the others more,
Xu Ran would certainly choose the latter, and not just because of the years of affection between them.
More importantly, flawlessness is fine, but too perfect becomes unrealistic.
Sometimes, a minor and unimportant imperfection doesn't mean it's bad; at times, those imperfections are the most memorable aspects of her body, on par with the most beautiful parts.
With deep love, these imperfections can become unique highlights on her body, proving her uniqueness and making you unable to get enough.
For instance, Xiao Wu's flat chest gives her a neighborly little sister vibe that others don't have; Rongrong's height makes her look petite, so holding her feels like embracing something precious... Too perfect, with no flaws, means there's nothing that really sparkles.
"Xu Ran, Xiao Lü is alright, isn't she?"
"The feeling I get from the Life Goddess is very good. Originally, I thought I only had a 50% chance of impregnating the Life Goddess, but now it's 70%. However, I still need to understand the details of how to proceed."
Even though the Destruction God was powerful and virtually immortal, Xu Ran still looked down on him.
A big brute with no other skill than strength; a complete mess in all other aspects.
In the future, he would probably still be grinning even if his wife ran off with someone else—a truly miserable fate, much like Tang San, living a life of hardship.
And then Xu Ran would have the Life Goddess stab him in the heart with a sword.
What's with the Destruction God? Did he really think he could show off in front of Xu Ran?
In this world, there was only one person who could show off, and that was Xu Ran.
Everyone else, especially those who try to show off in front of him, he would eliminate one by one.
Xu Ran was just that awesome. Who told him to be a transmigrator carrying a System? Even among transmigrators, he was one of the elite.
"Good job. That's very impressive of you," said the Destruction God, not understanding how Xu Ran could so assertively claim he could impregnate the Life Goddess. He wasn't interested in the process, focusing only on the end result.
If the result was Xiao Lü getting pregnant, then it would be cause for celebration.
If Xu Ran couldn't impregnate Xiao Lü, even if the process was thorough, it would be meaningless.
"However, don't you need to measure me?" the Destruction God asked, frowning. To study the balance between life and destruction, one needed both the attribute of life and the attribute of destruction.
The Destruction God was skeptical but quickly understood when he saw what Xu Ran was holding in his hand.
In Xu Ran's hand was a small purple sword, imbued with an incredibly condensed Destruction Sword Intent.
"I see, I almost forgot. You're the one who wielded The Sword of the Three Realms Judgment," the Destruction God suddenly realized. To wield The Sword of the Three Realms Judgment, one must gather five attributes: Life, Destruction, Slaughter, Shan Liang (Kindness), and Evil.
These attributes, each of the five Divine Kings had control over one.
But Xu Ran had mastered them all.
Not only those five, but he also had two more extremely powerful attributes.
Such a person was truly fearsome.
Suddenly, he saw Xu Ran as a threat. Xu Ran could restore Gu Yuena's power and even take it to the next level; he could get Xiao Lü pregnant with his child, and he had so many mysterious aspects. Even with his help, Tang San was easily defeated by Xu Ran.
Could the Destruction God truly control someone like Xu Ran?
"After this affair, it's a must-kill situation. No one's stopping it. If someone like him stays in this world, he'll definitely become my greatest enemy," a hint of wariness flashed in the eyes of the Destruction God.
The Divine Realm must be under his control.
The other three Divine Kings of the Divine Realm had already posed enough of a threat to him. If Xu Ran, this inscrutable being, were added to the mix, his prestige in the Divine Realm would surely be diminished once again.
However, seeing Xu Ran effortlessly harbor so many attributes without any discomfort, his confidence in Xu Ran helping him and the Life Goddess became even stronger. In Xu Ran's hands, life and destruction could coexist peacefully. He and Xiao Lü would eventually get along normally too.
He now wanted to hold Xiao Lü's soft hand—the tender skin would surely feel different to the touch.
"Your Excellency the Destruction God, if there's nothing else, I'll take my leave now," said Xu Ran, clearly reading what the Destruction God's look implied. He never thought the Destruction God would let him off.
No one would let a threat grow right under their nose.
In fact, the Destruction God came to the lower realm precisely to eliminate him and Gu Yuena. It was only because Xu Ran found a loophole and disrupted the rhythm.
As long as he balanced the attributes for the Destruction God and the Life Goddess,
The next moment, the Scepter of Destruction in the Destruction God's hand would unleash terrible destructive power and annihilate him.
"It's ridiculous. I'll make the Life Goddess cry out beneath me, and see if that doesn't piss you off. Damn it, how dare he show off in front of me, wanting me to be his laborer and still planning to kill me off," Xu Ran grumbled to himself.
He had long found the Destruction God disagreeable—unable to handle his own wife, not even able to hold her hand, yet still showing off in front of him.
If he cultivates for a while longer, what's a Divine King to him?
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