Chapter 9: Chapter 9
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Chapter 9 Kakashi: Uchiha Is Generally Not A Womanizer
Cool! This is more exciting than the thrill of acquiring the latest issue of Kistel Paradise! Kakashi has never felt more at ease since acquiring Obito's Sharingan. The discomfort from the Sharingan is no longer there, and his chakra is brimming with power. His overall condition has never been better.
Might Guy said, "Yo, Kakashi, let's have a friendly duel after watching the movie!"
Hatake Kakashi replied, "Okay, I will definitely not refuse!"
Orochimaru exclaimed, "There is really a reward, and it's a bloodline reward!" His entire body was tingling with excitement. The movie viewing live broadcast room is truly remarkable, and it appears he needs to give some serious thought to the prize quiz.
At that moment, throughout the entire ninja world, everyone watching the live broadcast felt a surge of desire for power!
Jiraiya asked, "By the way, Kakashi, how did you come to choose option C?"
Iruka mused, "Based on my understanding of Sasuke at that time, options A or option B would be more reasonable."
Kakashi narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "You don't understand. Our Sasuke here, after the genocide incident, became more intense emotionally, and his personality took on a somewhat paranoid edge. So, if it were our Sasuke, his actions would indeed likely align more with options A or B. However, the Sasuke from a parallel world has a more mature outlook, better control over his emotions, and a friendlier attitude toward those around him, instead of perpetually wearing a stern expression."
Uchiha Sasuke's forehead pulsed with blue veins at the mention of 'dead face.' Kakashi, is this his perception of himself?
Senju Tobirama chimed in, "Then why didn't you choose option D? With only one family remaining, wouldn't it be possible to grow the population and rebuild the family?"
Kakashi cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, this is connected to another observation of mine. That is, the men of the Uchiha clan are generally... not adept with women!"
Puff! A crowd, who had been listening intently for an explanation, was left speechless. What exactly does being 'bad at womanizing' entail? Could it be that the Uchiha, a formidable ninja clan with a history spanning thousands of years, consists largely of unsuccessful male suitors?
Uchiha Madara demanded, "What is this bad sex you speak of?! Hatake Kakashi, right? Please, enlighten me!"
Uchiha Fugaku retorted, "This is pure slander! If what you say were true, how could our Uchiha clan have survived?!"
Kakashi cleared his throat once more and began, "Listen to my explanation. What I mean is that the Uchiha men prioritize bonds with partners and brothers over romantic love. Think about the Uchihas you know! The three people in my class exemplify this. Don't be fooled by the constant sparring between Naruto and Sasuke; they share a deep bond. And Sakura? She's more like a mediator. In Sasuke's mind, her status certainly isn't as significant as Naruto's."
Senju Tobirama: "It seems to make sense. I thought about it, and indeed it does!"
Senju Hashirama: "Tobirama, what are you thinking?"
Hatake Kakashi: "Don't be fooled by Sasuke's gentle attitude towards Sakura and Ino. In reality, he probably just sees the two of them as tools, without any real understanding of relationships between men and women."
Uchiha Obito: "Kakashi, what are you talking about!"
Kakashi: "Obito?! You're there!"
Startled, Black Zetsu turned to Uchiha Obito beside him:
"Obito, what are you doing? Don't reveal your identity!"
Uchiha Obito looked disdainful:
"There's nothing to worry about. From Kakashi's perspective, I am speaking as a spirit. He couldn't possibly believe that I am still alive."
Black Zetsu thought it over and agreed that it was sensible.
Obito was intentionally speaking in the chat room.
He even felt a surge of excitement.
Kakashi, that fool, thought he was dead.
Imagine the day when, just before Project Tsuki no Me's success, Kakashi discovers he's alive, having been deceived into thinking he was chatting with a dead man!
What fun!
Obito couldn't wait to see the look of shock on Kakashi's face!
Uchiha Obito: "Kakashi, do you really think you mean more to me than Rin?"
Hatake Kakashi: "I've always said that Uchiha men are not great with women, but Obito, you are far from ordinary..."
The golden-framed screen pauses.
The silver-framed screen lights up.
[Sasuke returned to the ninja school after a period of training.]
[His temperament changed remarkably.]
[He used to exhibit the Uchiha's typical arrogance, but now he is utterly indifferent and aloof.]
[An invisible wall separates him from everyone else.]
[Only with Uzumaki Naruto are there occasional fights.]
[For Sasuke, only Naruto, who shares similar experiences, can understand his suffering.]
Hatake Kakashi: "Let me tell you, all Uchiha men are the same!"
Uchiha Sasuke: "Kakashi, shut up!"
Uzumaki Naruto: "Does this mean I hold a special place in Sasuke's heart? Then why do I still feel like a nuisance all day long?"
Uchiha Sasuke: "Shut up, Naruto, just shut up!"
Sasuke is going insane. This live comparison broadcast is revealing all his secrets!
[Sasuke trains harder every day.]
[He's mastered several C-level Fire Style ninjutsu from the scrolls left by his parents.]
[Sasuke easily claimed first place in the ninja school's combat test.]
[But now, Sasuke is confused:]
[What should his next step in training be?]
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