The Goblin Simulation System flared to life, its luminescent script scrolling across the ether: "Simulation functionality now available!"
Dick, a seasoned adventurer, found himself at a familiar crossroads within this strange, digital cosmos. The interface, a blend of ancient runes and futuristic design, presented him with a monumental choice for his next simulated life:
A. The Vanquished Sword Saint
B. The Malevolent and Insane Succubus Mother
C. The Twin Sister Sages
D. The Dragonkin Slave
Each option promised a unique path laden with peril and power. Dick's heart thrummed with anticipation, but the weight of his real-world predicament anchored his excitement. He was a fugitive, marked by the relentless Angina, whose prowess in battle was matched only by her unyielding resolve.