Chapter 23: Kakashi's Hidden Weapon
"MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!!!!, SPECIAL SUBMACHINE GUN BARRAGE!!!"
Dozens of multiple shadow clones of Naruto appeared with the K1 submachine guns in hand, and they all pulled their triggers at the same time.
Zabuza stood there, eyes widening at the unpleasant sight that was unfolding in front of him.
All he heard was DUDUDUDUDU and Ice flying everywhere.
Fearing that he might get hit too, Zabuza placed his large blade in front of him and covered himself from the incoming attacks.
The special gun barrage was destroying the crystal ice mirror jutsu like it was made of paper. Large bits and pieces of glass ice were flying around, and although blinded, Haku could sense was wrong and desperately traveled through the mirrors, scrambling for safety.
When he sensed that he ran out of mirrors, he had to forcibly create more ice mirrors to hide in! This repeated creation and destruction of his ice mirrors quickly drained his chakra!
He had never experienced such a weapon before, and he was terrified by how it was used, and the loud scary noise it made. It was even harsher because of his temporary blindness.
As his Ice Mirrors and chakra became less and less, Haku realized that if he ever stopped, he could die.
However, Haku made a mistake. As he jumped out of one mirror to go to the next, a few bullets pierced him! Not in any vital areas, but on his limbs - his arms and legs.
He could only grit his teeth and continue to hide inside of the ice mirrors, using this strategy again and again. If he stopped while the barrage was happening, he would definitely die!
"Hell yeah!!!" screamed Naruto and his clones, as they wrecked the crystal ice mirrors, Till they were all in shambles.
With all this done, he only went through one magazine of bullets! His shadow clones had copied the magazines!
Kakashi sensei did tell him to not shoot at all so that he can repeatedly spam his shadow clones and fire again, but he didn't want to listen. He wanted to shoot too!
Haku dropped to the ground, bleeding from numerous places.
Sasuke looked up at the aftermath, and he was incredibly baffled. He felt as if he had lost a lot of strength due to the senbons mercilessly targeting him, but this event mind boggled him. However, he knew that he was still in battle, so he quickly retreated to Kakashi's side.
While he did so, he trembled a bit at Naruto's new might.
Zabuza, in shock and anger, increased the intensity of his hidden mist jutsu, just like Kakashi had predicted. The mist was so thick that Kakashi was sure that Naruto couldn't see, and wouldn't shoot, because he had no idea where they were in the mist, and he wouldn't want to end up killing his teammates.
Kakashi quickly switched over to plan B.
Four shuriken suddenly attacked them in the mist, as Kakashi dodged and canceled out the attacks using his kunai.
"Good job on dodging it…Just what I expect of Kakashi of the sharingan," said Zabuza, his voice echoing throughout the bridge.
"But the next time you see me, that'll be the end of it all," Zabuza continued, his voice moving through the fog. "You overrate the sharingan too much. You spoke as if you saw everything in our previous battle, but your foresight was wrong. I didn't die after all"
"The fuck you talking about?" Kakashi made a confused face. He wasn't even using his sharingan right now.
"Kakashi, you can't read my mind or my future…the Sharingan is merely a diversion that makes you believe that!!" Zabuza gave a wide and evil grin within the mist.
"During our first battle, I had Haku watch the match in secret. Haku is smart, and can decipher the enemy's movements and the theories behind them. So he came up with this amazing counterattack against you, Kakashi. Those who have the sharingan possess both perceptive and hypnotic eyes, and you were just acting as if you could read the future!"
Kakashi rolled his eyes. He just needed Zabuza to come close to attack him. All the long talk was boring him out.
"First, with the perceptive eyes, you copied my movements right away. This is the Image replication method. Bla bla bla bla." Zabuza's voice was echoing around the thick mist, gradually changing into a mocking tone.
However, all Kakashi heard was gibberish. He wasn't even paying attention to the shit Zabuza spoke of and lifted his headband to reveal his Sharingan. It couldn't see much in the thick mist, but it's still helpful in tracking movements.
"You used the genjutsu with your hypnotic eye and made me weave the signs. This is the jutsu bla bla bla," Zabuza mocked and erupted into a very hollow laughter.
Sakura and Tazuna began trembling in fear because they were really listening. She gripped the trigger of her gun, ready to shoot anything that came in front of her.
"First, vanish into the thick fog, which makes the use of your perceptive eyes useless. Second, I will close my eyes as well, which Bla bla bla," Zabuza boasted loudly as he closed in to attack, aiming for Sakura and Tazuna.
Naruto and Sasuke were on the other side, so they wouldn't be able to attack him!
He knew that Kakashi would probably try to come in and stop his blade!
"Ahh!!" Sakura suddenly let out a scream when she saw the shadow aiming for her and pulled the trigger before a loud BANG echoed.
The shot gun bullet sprayed onto Zabuza's arm that's holding his sword and blasted him silly.
"Kakashi-sensei!!!!" screamed the useless Sakura.
Kakashi suddenly appeared in front of Sakura, kicking Zabuza's sword away, easily disarming Zabuza due to his weakened arm.
He then brought out another gun! Which gun was it? The pistol? No!
It was a toy squirt gun, filled with urine. He then squirted it at Zabuza's face.
[ Urine Sprayer! Scumbag Points +30! ]
Kakashi looked at the notification briefly before turning his attention back to the matter at hand. Kakashi reached out to him, but Zabuza disappeared into the fog.
"Damn it!" Zabuza cursed as he retreated frantically. He didn't know what Kakashi sprayed onto his face, but it smelled disgusting! Some of it even got into his mouth through the bandages!
Everything was going to plan, so Kakashi bit his thumb to draw out blood and pulled out a scroll. After opening the scroll, he knelt down and weaved hand signs, pressing both hands down on the opened scroll.
"Ninja art, Summoning, Earth style: Fanged pursuit jutsu!!!" Kakashi screamed happily with crescent eyes.
Amuse me more Zabuza, Kakashi said in his mind, getting excited. I want to play in a more amusing way.
"You have absolutely no idea where I am now," said Zabuza, hollered in the mist. Even though he lost this move, he felt that he was still advantageous inside of the thick mist. "I know exactly where you are and what you are about. Don't you forget, that I'm a genius in silent killing, a technique to find a target by sound,"
"Kakashi, You are completely in my hands now," He added.
Oh shut up Zabuza, Kakashi thought, rolling his eyes. It could happen any moment from now….
Suddenly, Zabuza shrieked in fear, as multiple dogs of different sizes sprung at him. Two had come from underneath the ground, biting into his both legs, and holding him in place, so he couldn't disappear into the fog. The rest of the dogs bit into his body to support the dogs at his feet. Their grip was tight, and he couldn't move. He winced in pain.
One of the dogs even bit onto Zabuza's dick and balls, making the pain even more tortuous.
The dogs made a lot of noise, which made Sakura and Old man Tazuna worried.
But while they were still worried, Kakashi clapped as he walked towards the source of the loud growls of his dogs as the mist reduced. He came face to face with a terrified looking Zabuza.
Immediately, Zabuza regained his composure.
"If you can't use your eyes or ears, simply make use of your nose, '' Kakashi said, grining and putting his hands in his pockets, copying what the original Kakashi said.
"Those are my adorable Ninja dogs, and their sense of smell is without equal. When you attacked Sakura and Tazuna while closing your eyes, I deliberately sprayed urine on you." Kakashi grinned and spread his arms out wide.
Zabuza heard this and he was furious, fidgeting in anger. Urine!? The liquid that got into his mouth was fucking urine!?
"You reek of my urine. After all that long talk, which nearly bored me to death, You were the one playing right into my hands. Such a sore loser," Kakashi mocked, putting both hands at the back of his head, attempting to stretch his body.
Zabuza attempted to struggle out of the grip, enabling the dogs to dig in more into his flesh, blood dripping from different parts of his body. He yelped in pain.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," said Kakashi, shaking his head as he looked down at Zabuza's crotch and commented, "Your manhood will be ripped off."
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