Chapter 50: #50 The joke from Akatsuki
I slowly approached the two with a smile and put my katana back on my back.
Sato: So you are the two weakest Akatsuki members? One has 5 hearts and the other likes to play with curses?
Hidan: How do you know that? But that doesn't make any difference anyway, as I will sacrifice your blood to the great Lord Jashin.
Sato: Do you think you're the only one who can create curses?
I started laughing out loud and used my foot to draw a circle with two upside down triangles on the floor around me.
Hidan: What's this doodle? Do you want to mock my God Jashin with this?
Kakuzu: Hidan, I don't know if we should attack him when he's in the circle, I have a bad feeling about this.
Hidan: Kakuzu ignore this nonsense, there is only one true God of Mischief. So take your feelings and hang yourself with them, in any case I will get the blood of this wicked man.
Hidan ran towards me and stabbed my chest with his scythe.
Hidan started to smile when he saw my blood on the blade.
Hidan: Haha, now you see what you get from insulting my God.
Fuu: He killed Sato!
The scythe protruded from my back and my blood dripped onto the symbol beneath me.
The next moment Hidan stopped laughing and started spitting blood out of his mouth onto the ground. Hidan backed away because he didn't understand what was happening to him. I pulled the scythe out of my chest and dipped it into Hidan's spit out blood. My wound disappeared as if I had never been hit and I started laughing loudly.
Sato: Hahaha and you want to serve a god? Then break my little curse and show me what you're made of!
Hidan: What did you do to me? Why isn't my wound healing? It can't be, no one is stronger than Lord Jashin.
Sato: Well then go ahead and break my curse with the help of your great lord Jashin or is Jashin just a weakling who can't take on my god?
Hidan: Ohhhh
BLUB, BLUB, BLUB... more and more blood flowed out of Hidan's mouth, staining the ground red and as Hidan thought of his own technique, he desperately tried to run towards me to destroy my symbol on the ground. But I put up a barrier that prevented him from destroying the symbol. He desperately hit my barrier, which turned red with his blood until a short time later he choked on his own blood and fell dead to the ground. I then destroyed one of the two triangles on the ground with Hidan's blood scythe and then left the circle. Hidan's body lay twitching on the ground and I climbed over it and slowly walked towards Kakuzu.
Sato: And then it's your turn next?
Kakuzu had fear in his eyes.
Kakuzu: I told the idiot not to attack you, but now that you're out of your circle, I'm going to tear you apart "Wind Release: Devastating Pressure."
One of Kakuzu's masks emerged from his body and shot a blast wave at me. I stood there relaxed and flicked the air in front of me with my finger in the direction of Kakuzu's blast wave, setting off a chain reaction. The air in front of my finger pushed all the surrounding air forward in a cone, after 2 meters the air connected with the earth and formed a wave. Kakuzu's jutsu hit the wave and was absorbed by it. The wave became faster and faster and dragged everything that stood in its way towards Kakuzu. Kakuzu couldn't react quickly enough and was hit by the wave. The wave took him on a long journey. Kakuzu's body was pushed to the ground for hundreds of meters and his body slowly disintegrated from the friction against the ground as extreme air pressure pushed him downwards as he was propelled by the wave. One by one of his hearts were crushed from the ground, leaving only particles of his threads as the wave ended. The forest in a one kilometer cone was caught and destroyed by the wave and at the end of the cone a small mountain of earth 50 m high was formed.
Fuu: That was great. How did you do that, Sato? The two of them had no chance against you. Can you teach me that?
I turned to my three observers. And Fuu's bodyguards looked like they were about to shit themselves. I walked leisurely over to them, whistling the twisted nerve from the movie Kill Bill.
I stopped whistling in front of them and said, "I'm going to take Fuu to a safe place now, because even stronger ninja from Akatsuki will be looking for her now. You two will tell Shibuki that Konoha is taking matters into their own hands. Do you both understand what I'm saying?"
Yorou: But Konoha can't just decide that!
Kegon: We're grateful for your help, but we can't allow that.
Sato: Do you both really think that you have a choice? I will take Fuu with me now for her safety.
Fuu: Can I make new friends where you want to take me?
Sato: Yes, you can find a lot of new friends there.
Fuu: I'm in it! I bet that's better than being bored all the time in Takigakure.
Sato: You both heard what I said. You tell Shibuki to visit my Aunt Tsunade if he has problems with my decision. Fuu I'm opening a portal that will take us out of here.
Fuu: Okay.
I opened a portal and Fuu went through it with me and we left Yorou and Kegon standing in front of nothing.
Kegon: What do we do now?
Yorou: Let's pack up that guy's body. I think his name was Hidan and then let's report to Shibuki.
Meanwhile, me and Fuu arrived in Taiyougakure.
Fuu: Where are we here, Sato?
Sato: This is my throne room, welcome to Taiyougakure, the village hidden under the sunshine. Come with me, I'll introduce you to my secretary.
Fuu: Where exactly is this Taiyougakure, I've never heard of it?
Sato: We are in the former Land of Uzushiogakure. I built a village here and hid it from the outside world with a fuinjutsu illusion and the village is still growing and no one except two other people outside the village know that it exists.
Me and Fuu walked through the castle and Fuu really wanted to put on some of the armor along the way, which of course I allowed her to do.
Fuu: The armor is so cool, can I keep it?
Sato: If you want an armor, I can make one in your size and modify it a little for you?
Fuu: That would be really nice of you, thank you.
We both put the armor down and went to the mayor's office which is also in the castle.
Sato: Natso, Yoko, I'm back.
"Hello Sato," they both called.
Sato: This is Fuu and she will live here from today on.
Fuu bowed and said, "Nice to meet you, would you like to become my friends?"
Yoko: Yes, I would be very happy about it. My name is Yoko and I am the secretary of the honorable Lord Senju, I'm very pleased to meet you. And the old man next to me is called Natso Katama and is the mayor of the village. But you can just ignore him, he has nothing to say here anyway.
Sato: I see you two still get along as well as you did in the beginning.
Natso: She's just jealous because people look up to me a lot more than they look up to her.
Yoko: What was that you senile old man, people respect me much more than you. I'll win the next election and then you'll have to do my paperwork.
Natso: Who in their right mind would choose a fury like you over a handsome, charming and wise old man like me?
Fuu: I like them both already.
Sato: Now stop arguing and concentrate on your task.
They both pulled themselves together.
Yoko: What can I do for the girl?
Sato: She will need a house and someone to show her the village, I suggest Akina. Akina has settled in well and has found a lot of joy in the village. Furthermore, Fuu can be registered in the academy and receives access to the hologram training room. I can't say how long Fuu will stay, so make her stay as pleasant as possible.
Fuu: Why don't you show me the village?
Sato: I have to go back to Konoha, Aunt Tsunade needs to be informed about Akatsuki and that I have taken you to a safe place. But I will stay until Akina comes to show you everything and tomorrow I will come here with Suki. You became friends with Suki during the exam, then you two can deepen your friendship here.
Fuu: So Suki comes here too?
Sato: Yes, I will arrange with my aunt that Suki will first have a week off to train with me. Suki wanted further medical training from me, after her injury during the exam. You can join if you want?
Fuu: With pleasure, I'm not very good at using my healing powers.
Yoko: I'll go and inform Akina now, if you'll excuse me for a moment.
Sato: Sure, Yoko. She's probably at Training Ground 3. I showed her water walking last week and I think she's just practicing it.
Yoko: Thanks for the tip.
Sato: No thanks.
After about 15 minutes, Yoko and Akina entered the room and Akina ran straight to me to hug me.
Akina: Sensei, you're finally back.
Sato: Glad to see you too, how is your training going?
Akina: Me and Takari have practiced a lot and we can now both stay above the water for 3 minutes. You said if we can both last 5 minutes, you'll teach us a jutsu.
Sato: You two can do 3 minutes already? Then you will finish the training next week. Suki and I will both come over the next week here to train. I'll show you both the jutsu then. But today your job is to show my friend Fuu the village and choose a house for her. Do you think you can do it?
Akina: Sure Sensei, nothing is easier than that. And hello Fuu Nee Sama and welcome in Taiyougakure. My name is Akina and I will be the next Taiyoukage and today I will show you the best village in the world.
Fuu: Hello, my name is Fuu and I'm really excited to see the village. And maybe you would also like to become my friend? We could also play a board game together to get to know each other better.
Akina: Sure I'll be your friend, but who plays boring board games when they're in Taiyougakure? We have a lot more fun things to do here!
Sato: I see that you two are getting along. Well, I'll go back to Konoha and wish you all a nice day.
"Have a nice day too Sato," said Fuu as she was pulled out of the room by Akina.
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