"I thought I saw a head pop up from the sea." A pirate with a curved sword hung around his waist stared at the sea surface for a moment, looking somewhat puzzled, "Did you see it?"
"No, you must have seen it wrong," replied the pirate with a foul smelling stench, lifting his rum to take a big gulp, somewhat dizzy.
"You're so drunk that you have the nerve to say I'm mistaken?" retorted the pirate who had merely raised his head to see the vague silhouette of a skull, obviously annoyed.
"Even if you saw a head, so what? Maybe it's just a merman or sea creature." The drunken pirate, stinking of liquor, started laughing,
"What do you expect? A siren, or a mermaid? Hah, those are semi-humanoid creatures with fish tails. Unless they willingly let you touch them, forget it."