Homelander is a hero...
Homelander often flies through the skies just so people can take photographs and videos of him, which are then uploaded to the internet to boost his fame.
Homelander works hard; he practices his speeches even though he sometimes likes to improvise. His words are crafted to get into people's ears and give them what they want to hear.
Homelander is a man who knows his position, and although he often loses control and ends up killing someone, he always presents a smile and a good image in front of the cameras.
"How do I look?"
The tall, strong man dressed in red, blue, and a cape resembling the American flag, with shoulder pads akin to those worn by military generals, asked. He was Homelander.
"Perfect as always," replied a thin woman with a depth of exhaustion covered by heavy makeup. She was Ashley Barrett, the previously mentioned manager, image consultant, coordinator, and everything else needed for "The Seven."
Ashley knows her place; she can act and yell at other members of The Seven but not at Uncle Sam's favorite, not at Homelander.
With his chiseled jaw, clear eyes, and golden hair, Homelander felt his ego swell as he looked at his reflection in the mirror. He had to give a speech today... about his achievements? a promotion? a political announcement? an advertisement of any brand? It didn't matter. Homelander would ensure that everyone stood up and praised him as their god.
"You're the best, the best!" he told himself, the greatest hero in the world.
Homelander smiled, having smiled in the same way many times before.
Suddenly, Ashley received a call that left her speechless. She immediately grew worried and started sweating, knowing she had to relay this news to Homelander.
...
Homelander is a simple man; he adores being praised, loves being respected, and relishes feeling his influence and power over others. However, this time Homelander wasn't smiling.
He was staring at a phone with a video, not the video that was broadcast on the internet, but the original footage from a security camera.
A-Train appeared after a woman exploded into a pulp of blood. Homelander with his supervision was able to see that A-Train itself was responsible. This was something Homelander could understand, he often kills civilians while saving the world. But the problem was that immediately after, A-Train was taken down by a nobody.
What's worse, it wasn't planned as a "defeat" to be expected. After all, heroes need challenges, so occasionally Vought "prepares" a villain to provide them with difficulties.
Of course, in this case, it would be one of The Seven who would be defeated, and then the rest, mostly Homelander, would defeat the villain. There would be a parade, a signing event, a speech—Homelander loves speeches, and his popularity would remain intact.
"Ashley... where is he?"
"He... he's absent. I can call him!"
"Bring that useless fool here!!"
Homelander is ruthless because, deep down, he believes everyone around him is incompetent and stupid, and he feels compelled to clean up their mistakes.
Homelander is a man who looks out for his well-being, only his own well-being. After himself comes his "mother," so to speak.
Right now, the world's greatest superhero feels annoyed. The Seven are the best heroes; even though he dislikes some of them more than others, they are part of his image. An embarrassment like this undermines The Seven. And what will Homelander do? Seek out the culprit. He is the King; why would he look for a nobody? No, Homelander will vent his frustration on A-Train and force him to find this villain and tear him in half right in front of him.
Just imagining that made Homelander feel better. It didn't matter if his teammates were stupid; he could replace them with any of the more than two hundred heroes in Vought. He would remain Homelander, the only essential member of The Seven.
The next day, Homelander got up in his luxurious home, made himself a cup of coffee, and turned on the news while still naked.
Watching the news, he expected to see the recruit Starlight, a lovely, sexy blonde very useful for attracting men in general. However, Homelander realized there was an unpleasant amount of news about the new villain.
– A young man with white hair and silver eyes appeared and defeated A-Train –
– Oh my God, he's so sexy! –
– Is the new villain popular? –
– Villains are trash, but an Adonis has just appeared among them, a young man with otherworldly beauty. Is it true?! –
Homelander's eyes turned red as he held back his anger, how dare a villain be popular, they must only exist to be defeated!
Just as Homelander was about to explode with anger, he heard another piece of news.
"...!"
The latest news: the young villain attacked a secret superhero headquarters, injuring many Supes. He's a monster!!
On TV, several superheroes could be seen being carried away by ambulances, some with severe burns and others with missing limbs. For Homelander, all superheroes are just trash next to him, but he felt this could be a good thing.
Homelander set aside his irritation and checked his phone. There were several messages from A-Train and Translucent.
"Hahahaha"
Homelander shook his head. This time, people would fear the albino villain. After all, villains are just that—villains.
"It's advantageous for him to become more infamous so that when I rip out his heart, my popularity will increase."
Homelander sipped his cup of milk feeling better but the following news made him spit.
– The mysterious villain became trending after defeating many heroes all by himself –
– Villains are a joke, but defeating everyone present, including A-Train and Translucent, is simply incredible.
"WHY?!" Homelander lashed out with his heat vision at the screen while shouting.
The world is irrational; some serial killers become beloved and famous just because of their appearance. After all, there is a tendency to romanticize attractive psychopaths.
Homelander's veins were bulging. His attitude shifted from an arrogant narcissist to a dangerous psychopath.
Homelander moved at great speed changed his clothes and was ready to leave just seconds later.
"If you want something done right..."
Homelander is a monster...
...
Allen entered a five-star hotel to get a room. He wasn't going to bother Hughie by staying at his house. However, he was a well-known face and would be recognized immediately.
Allen sighed and first sent Rebecca to rent a room. Unfortunately, she ended up pointing a shotgun at the employee for saying he wouldn't rent to minors.
"I'm 22, you idiot!"
Allen picked up Rebecca and took her away, then sent Bocchi. Yeah... Allen should have thought better of it. Bocchi ended up convulsing on the floor, turning into a Picasso painting.
Allen picked up Bocchi in his arms and walked away, then thought about who else to send, Allen felt like a Pokémon trainer at the moment.
[Host, never say that out loud or your girls will castrate you.]
'Yeah....'
Allen sent 2B, who couldn't possibly fail, right?
Everything seemed fine until 2B, without her blindfold. The receptionist upon seeing 2B's beauty was paralyzed and immediately tried to flirt with her. 2B, still not in control of her emotions, became angry and nearly destroyed the reception area.
"How dare you!!"
Allen had to use the Neuralyzer to erase everyone's memories.
"2B, what happened there?" Allen interrogated.
She became nervous and avoided Allen's gaze. "I don't know... For a YoRHa unit, receiving praise from a human should be a treasure, but for some reason, I felt very annoyed, almost like an insult when receiving praise from someone else." She finished speaking, her expression lighting up. "But I managed to control myself!"
[I can't blame the receptionist 🗿.]

"..." Allen watched 2B, expecting her to be praised for not destroying the hotel.
"2B-tan is very cute~" Nokotan appeared above my head with an amused look "But it's very obvious that you have feelings for"
"Detecting threat!" 2B pulled out her katana and started to pursue Nokotan. The situation seemed dangerous, but Nokotan was able to dodge all the attacks with ease so Allen didn't worry.
"Nununununununu" Nokotan seemed to have activated the ultra instinct.
Allen reached over and interrupted the fight by patting 2B on the head.
"Master?" 2B quickly melted.
The girl lost her hostility when petted by Allen and turned from a killing machine to a kitten.
Gwen – He's practically tamed her...
MJ – It's amazing that she was an expressionless android until recently.
Felicia – It's almost like Allen has brainwashing powers.
Natasha – I'm not sure if I should feel proud or worried.
Diana – I suppose there's no risk. It's fine... as long as she decides for herself.
Emma Frost – Allen, if you want, I can wear a collar...
Nikky – I didn't know you had those tastes... fine, I accept it... I'll start buying cat girl cosplay~
Rogue – Hey... I don't know what to say.
Ruby – I'm envious... I mean, hey! Don't do that, Allen. It's indecent! *she is envious of 2B*.
Maria Hill – Y...yes, that's wrong... *she is envious of 2B, too*.
Ivy – Pervert...
Harleen – Pervert...
Raven – ...I'm not sure if I can act like that.
Kara – I'm not putting anything on my head!
Barbara – Ladies... don't you realize that your own desires are coming out?
Starfire – Hee hee, she looks so happy. I wonder if she feels as good as she looks.
Donna – Hehe, you don't need to worry, Starfire. I assure you, his hands are addictive; just let yourself go~
Emma Watson – Honestly, I'm scared of this chat...
Megan – To be honest, I'm starting to think I'm one of the more rational ones here, and that worries me.
Artemis (Goddess) – Women are mysterious beings... mm, I wonder if I should...
Artemis (Bana-Mighdall) – How envious...
Hestia – Urgh, how perverted!
Athena – He truly is a dangerously charming young man.
Aphrodite – Ah❤️~
Hippolyta – *Sigh*
Antiope – Haha, if only you knew the sorry state he left Themyscira in!
Tearju – *Pout* Allen is a womanizer.
Gilgamesh – It's curious. I didn't know there was a more exclusive chat, and I was excluded. Allen, you'll have to explain this to this King and apologize in person for keeping this from me for so long!
Gwen – I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but we didn't know you were a woman... in fact, you shouldn't be.
Gilgamesh – This King is a King, regardless of whether I was born male or female!
MJ – But you are a woman, right?
Gilgamesh – Tsk, you're persistent. Yes, I am a woman, and I always have been, and I have no intention of stopping! If this King was a man in your world, I don't care!
Felicia – Well, Artoria was supposed to be a man, but I don't see anyone complaining that she's a woman...
Allen watched the chat among the women and felt that he shouldn't comment. Nonetheless, the number of women in his chat had become substantial.
[Host, don't be afraid to accept reality. You know these women could be your future girlfriends, lovers, or wives, which is why they were invited to the harem Chat.]
'I remember never agreeing with that name, but it doesn't matter anymore...' Allen looked at Gilgamesh in the chat. 'I can't believe Gilgamesh is a woman.'
[She is a woman from head to toe. Would you like to see a picture?]
Allen felt it wasn't necessary, but it was too late as the image of Gilgamesh on her throne appeared.
A beautiful woman adorned with gold and red tattoos on her skin. There was no way to think those breasts and hips belonged to a man. Gilgamesh was an incredibly beautiful woman, and Allen was even impressed.
The King of Uruk frowned, feeling a gaze. Strangely, it didn't displease her. Being so intelligent, the woman drew a smile on her face and looked at the screen.
"Are you watching me, Allen?"
She had one of her legs on top of the other and suddenly lowered it, placing her opposite leg on top. This action was done slowly and provocatively. Gilgamesh had never done this before, but she felt a kind of impulse to act this way.
She imagined Allen's gaze on her divine and perfect body, her own breathing increased, her heart lalit faster and her face became a little hot.
When the gaze disappeared, Gilgamesh's smile widened, her red eyes beaming. Siduru, who had witnessed this, sighed. At this rate, their King might become a queen soon.
...
Allen used the Neuralayzer to make the receptionist forget he was a villain and rented a room. Yeah, he should have done that from the beginning.
"Okay people there will be a break, I have to rest."
- Huh? That was too soon!
- Nooo?!
- F*ck you
"Fuck you more!"
Allen finished the stream as he prepared to rest. Once the system could establish a connection with his world.
...
Allen opened his eyes while resting his head on 2B's lap on a sofa.
"Master~"
" Thanks 2B" smiled Allen.
She shook slightly and replied in a soft voice "My whole being is dedicated to you, feel free to ask me for whatever you wish, My Master..."
Bocchi emerged with curiosity and looked around the room. Everything seemed extremely expensive, and she was afraid to move.
"What's wrong, Bocchi-tan?"
"Nokotan?!"
Bocchi was startled to see Nokotan juggling three vases.
"No!, Nokotan let that break and we'll end up in debt, Allen will be in trouble and end up in jail, and we'll be sold to a doll collector!".
"Bocchi-tan... your imagination is frightening, but no!", replied Nokotan.
She began to chase Nokotan, and the deer girl, seeing Bocchi so aggressive, felt a wave of amusement and started running.
Allen decided not to intervene and enjoyed the softness of 2B's thighs.
The silver-haired girl felt content taking care of her human. It was something strange but wonderful, a sense of fulfillment incomparable to defeating machines.
Maybe it's because everything has meaning: serving as a pillow, brushing his hair, caressing his cheeks. 2B indeed knows the last two things are more for her enjoyment than supporting her master, but can't she be allowed something like that?
He didn't seem to mind, and 2B felt this was better than any glory. If she had to give up everything just to serve this way for her entire life, she would do so gladly.
2B noticed Artoria's gaze...
Recently, 2B has become more sensitive and perceptive to human emotions. This was also due to her efforts to understand her master and everyone around him better.
She was on one of the sofas drinking tea, and although she seemed oblivious to everything, 2B knew that Artoria was watching her master as much as she was or even more.
"Master, I feel like my visor is malfunctioning. Would it bother you if I fixed it?"
"Of course not, 2B, don't worry," Allen felt a great satisfaction hearing 2B ask him for something. He understood that she wasn't human, even if she had a human body. For the YoRHa units, serving Allen gives their lives meaning. They enjoy receiving orders and take pride in completing them. Their reason for living is to protect humans, in this case, just Allen. More than anything, being recognized is their greatest reward.
The detail is that no matter how much Allen understands this, he still feels joy when she asks for something, something that doesn't involve him.
Unfortunately for Allen, this request from 2B was also for his benefit.
"Sorry, could you take my place? As a YoRHa, I couldn't bear to neglect my master due to a malfunction."
2B's words surprised both Allen and Artoria. Artoria seemed unsure how to respond and then looked at Allen, who also had a complicated expression.
Noticing this, Artoria smiled and regained her composure. "I don't think I'm suitable for that..."
Allen knew he made a mistake by hesitating, so he quickly corrected his mistake and spoke up. "Artoria, can you do it?"
Artoria's hand dropped her teacup, losing her composure for a moment. She saw his confidence and desire, Artoria could not leave her master after seeing him act so determined.
"If that's what you want..." she replied, standing up and changing her armor for a long blue skirt and white sweater. She could create any kind of clothing but usually dressed modestly, perhaps due to the era she came from. However, this was enough to make Allen's heart race.
2B brought her face closer to Allen. "Master, I expect a good reward..."
Allen stood up, surprised. Did 2B just ask for something? She smiled faintly and left while Artoria coughed before taking her place.
Allen looked at the thighs covered by fabric and hesitated for a moment. However, Artoria pulled him and didn't give him time to respond.
"This is complicated for both of us... don't hesitate..."
Allen fell silent. Even though it was embarrassing, he couldn't let her take the entire initiative. Allen relaxed while his head rested on Artoria's thighs. There was a sweet fragrance and a pleasant softness.
Allen opened his eyes, and Artoria's breasts blocked his view. However, this way, neither of them would see each other's faces, making it easier.
There was an awkward silence until Allen spoke.
"You can brush my hair... It's extremely relaxing."
She didn't respond but trembled at the request. Of course, she could refuse. Allen would never force her to do anything. But Artoria smiled and moved her hands to Allen's head.
When she made contact, she felt very fulfilled. She placed her other hand on Allen's chest. With a gentle touch, she relaxed and spoke in a calm voice, devoid of nobility or oppression, only affection.
"At some point, when I became more than just a human... I felt I had lost something very important... but I quickly forgot... It was thanks to them that I regained my humanity, but it was thanks to you that I regained my heart... That's why I decided to dedicate what remains of my life to you..."
Allen took Artoria's hand from his chest. "Well... it will be a long time... perhaps there may not even be an end as such..."
Artoria intertwined her fingers with his, and he reciprocated.
"Then let it be so..." Artoria's response was like a promise. Allen was not afraid of this kind of promise.
Nokotan and Bocchi watched this from a corner, feeling as if they were forgotten in the moment. Nevertheless, they didn't dare to interrupt.
Two shadows appeared behind them, though it seemed they had been watching for a while. After a moment, the shadows disappeared.
Nokotan sighed and shook her head. Bocchi was confused, sensing someone behind her, but they were gone now.
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Allen: My Queen My Wife My Love
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