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Chapter 334: [334] Satania is a Watermelon

Chapter 334: Satania is a Watermelon

"Very childish."

The cold three words uttered by Gabriel instantly knocked Vignette to the ground.

"Gab... That's too much."

"So, just give up. I'm not leaving this umbrella."

Seeing Vignette's ORZ expression, Gabriel sighed.

But Vignette still didn't give up. She stood up from the ground and firmly grasped Raphiel's hand.

"Raphiel, it's up to you now. You must succeed."

"Don't worry, I'll do my best."

Raphiel nodded, then smiled at Satania beside her.

"What do you want to do? I won't be fooled again."

Seeing her smiling, Satania took a step back, her face filled with caution.

As it turns out, even a fool can remember being fooled many times.

"Why are you like this? I didn't do anything wrong," Raphiel pretended to be on the verge of tears.

But Satania didn't relax her guard, "Because you've fooled me too many times."

"Oh, how could that be? I just wanted to improve my relationship with Satania-sama." Raphiel's face showed a bright smile.

"In fact, I have a little favor that I need Satania-sama's help with."

Just now she looked like she was about to cry, but the next second she had a smile on her face.

This made Hachiman couldn't help but sigh; indeed, girls are natural actresses.

But hearing Raphiel's words, Satania backed away again.

"I won't be fooled again."

"But if you don't help, Gabriel will lose interest." Raphiel clasped her hands together.

"And only the great Satania-sama can accomplish this task."

"The great... Satania-sama..."

Hearing this title, Satania was stunned.

"Yes, yes, only Satania-sama can do this. We can't." Raphiel continued to coax.

"Well, if that's the case, then I'll generously help you."

Sure enough, after hearing that only she could do it, this red-haired fool put her hands on her hips, her face showing a smug expression.

"Alright, what do you want me to do?"

"It's very simple." Raphiel's smile became even brighter.

"First, please dig a hole in the sand on the beach."

"No problem, leave it to me."

Hearing Raphiel's words, this fool gestured with a thumbs up, a little fang sparkling in the sunlight.

I must say, this red-haired fool's manual skills are still very strong. In no time, she dug a sand pit, and she wasn't even out of breath or blushing.

"Dug it, what next?"

"Next, the esteemed and noble Satania-sama, please jump into this pit and bury yourself with sand," Raphiel said with a smile, as if she were saying something incredible.

If it were a normal person, they would definitely not agree to such a request. However, Satania, who had been forcibly demoted, didn't notice anything unusual. She obediently jumped into the pit and buried herself with sand, leaving only her shoulders exposed.

Seeing this scene, Komachi once again confirmed her opinion.

This girl is truly a fool.

Not only her, but many of the girls present also shared the same sentiment. However, some people turned their gaze to Raphiel, who had been smiling and guiding them all along.

Noticing the attention of everyone, this sly angel paid no attention to it. Instead, she turned to Hachiman and spoke.

"Hachiman-kun, do you have a baseball bat here?"

Upon hearing her words, Hachiman smirked, evidently guessing her true intention.

But he had no intention of stopping her and took out a baseball bat, cooperating with her.

After all, it seemed quite interesting, didn't it?

Holding the baseball bat and looking at Satania, who was buried in the sand and unable to move, Raphiel finally revealed her true thoughts.

"When it comes to beach games, we can't forget the traditional game of smashing watermelons."

"Smashing watermelons..."

Satania, buried in the sand, finally realized something.

"What does smashing watermelons have to do with burying me in the sand?"

However, at this moment, there was also a reaction from Gabriel.

"Hey hey, this actually seems quite interesting."

"How about it, Gabriel? Would you like to give it a try and use this baseball bat to smash the 'watermelon'?" Holding the baseball bat, Raphiel pointed to Satania's head exposed outside the sand, smiling slyly.

"Well, since you've all come this far, it looks like I've lost," Gabriel finally reacted and walked out from under the umbrella, taking the baseball bat from Raphiel's hand and showing a "gentle" smile to Satania.

"Let's play 'Smash the Watermelon,' Satania!"

Finally, Satania realized what they meant by "watermelon" and quickly struggled to free herself.

"Wait for me!"

Unfortunately, struggling a few times had no effect as her body was buried too deeply. She had no choice but to turn her pleading gaze to Vignette beside her.

However, Vignette was at that moment teary-eyed, looking deeply moved.

"Satania, I didn't expect you to be so determined this time."

"Why don't you come and rescue me?" Satania complained.

Since Vignette couldn't be relied upon, this fool could only turn her gaze to Hachiman and the others nearby.

"Can someone come and rescue me?"

Seeing this scene, some soft-hearted girls wanted to speak up to help, but at that moment, Hachiman spoke up directly.

"I think it's kind of interesting."

Since Hachiman, the backbone, had spoken, the other girls naturally had no objections. After all, they knew Hachiman wasn't someone who lacked judgment. If he agreed to let Gabriel and the others play like this, there wouldn't be any unexpected issues.

Although Mafuyu also wanted to help, she was stopped by Shizuka.

You see, this fool, Satania, had caused quite a bit of trouble for their homeroom teacher. So, taking advantage of this opportunity, it wouldn't hurt to let her taste a little bitterness.

In this manner, unhindered, Gabriel steadily approached Satania's location, with no one bothering to adhere to the blindfold typically used in the watermelon smashing game.

"Don't come any closer!"

Satania shouted upon seeing Gabriel smirking as she advanced.

"Isn't there anyone who wants to come and rescue me?"

Unfortunately, there wasn't. With Hachiman's laissez-faire attitude, all the girls became mere spectators.

With each step closer, Gabriel soon stood in front of Satania.

Observing Satania buried in the sand and unable to move, the lazy angel's mouth curled into a wicked smile as she raised the baseball bat in her hand.

A massive shadow of the bat loomed over Satania's face, and with her terrified expression, Gabriel swung it down heavily.

"Ah..."


Chapter 335: [335] What My Dad Taught Me in Hawaii

Chapter 335: What My Dad Taught Me in Hawaii

"Ah..."

With Satania's scream, everything came to an end.

Crimson blood flowed down her already ruptured forehead, staining a large swath of the sand red.

The baseball bat in Gabriel's hand was also dripping with blood, and the bat was covered with a mixture of red and white.

Dropping the useless bat, Gabriel's face revealed a sinister smile.

...

Of course, it was all just a joke.

In fact, this lazy angel was just scaring Satania. The baseball bat in her hand only hit the sand in front of this fool.

But it seemed too realistic, and the bat was too close to her face, which directly scared the red-haired fool unconscious.

Seeing that there was no bloodshed, the girls all breathed a sigh of relief.

But seeing Satania passed out from the scare, many girls couldn't help but laugh.

Before long, this red-haired fool also woke up from unconsciousness, quickly checking her body.

Finding nothing wrong, Satania breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing Gabriel, who had already stepped out from under the umbrella, she smirked triumphantly.

"Hey, Gabriel, you stepped out from under the umbrella, so you lost."

"Tch."

Clicking her tongue, Gabriel didn't argue. Admitting defeat was something she could still do.

"Fine, I lost. I won't play games anymore."

"Yeah!"

Hearing this, Vignette and Raphiel high-fived in celebration.

"It's all thanks to Satania," Vignette smiled.

Raphiel also nodded with a smile, "That's right, I said no one else could handle this except Satania."

"Heh heh, as expected, I, Satania, am amazing." Boosted by their praise, this red-haired fool's nose almost reached the sky.

But soon she realized and complained to Raphiel and Vignette.

"You two, hurry up and rescue me."

"Hehe, forgot about that."

Hearing this, the two quickly remembered that this fool was still buried in the sand, so they hurriedly began digging her out.

However, because she was buried in the sand, this fool inevitably got some sand stuck to her body, making her look like a freshly unearthed artifact.

Seeing her disheveled appearance, many girls burst into laughter.

"Wait for me, I'll go wash off in the sea."

Perhaps feeling uncomfortable with the sand sticking to her, Satania turned around and plunged into the seawater.

Before long, a red head emerged from the sea, and then this fool shook her head like a puppy shaking off water from its fur.

Cleaned up, Satania returned to the beach, eagerly asking, "What are we playing next?"

Upon hearing this question, all the girls couldn't help but look at Hachiman.

Seeing their gaze, Hachiman smirked.

"Why are you all looking at me? I'm just here to watch the swimsuit show."

But he definitely couldn't say that, and he didn't want to disappoint the girls either.

Feeling the gaze of a dozen pairs of eyes on him, Hachiman couldn't help but feel a headache.

Actually, there weren't many activities to do on the beach, mainly playing in the water, playing with sand, or playing ball.

Playing in the water was self-explanatory, as it was the hot summer season. Whether it was splashing each other with water or soaking in the cool sea, it was all enjoyable.

Playing with sand meant building sandcastles or maybe burying oneself under the sand for a sand bath. Satania had already experienced this.

As for playing ball, beach volleyball or water polo were good choices.

Of course, there was another type of "ball" that would definitely interest Hachiman more.

These were the three most common recreational activities on the beach.

However, wealthy individuals have a plethora of other entertainment options.

Options like deep-sea fishing, small submarines, jet skis, and more...

Jet skis?

In that moment, Hachiman suddenly recalled seeing several jet skis behind the villa while changing earlier. So, he inquired of Erina.

"Erina, I spotted some jet skis behind the villa just now."

Erina recollected, "Ah, those. They were purchased last time we visited here and have been sitting unused ever since."

"Since we have jet skis, who wants to ride them on the sea? I can take you all out," Hachiman proposed with a smile.

Upon hearing his offer, many girls' eyes sparkled with interest in riding jet skis on the sea.

Yet, Yukino was a bit skeptical, "Can you ride jet skis? I don't want to end up in the sea halfway."

"Well, I'll give it a shot first. If it goes well, then I'll take you all for a ride," Hachiman shrugged.

"But for now, let me fetch the jet skis."

With that, he headed towards the villa's backyard.

Upon arrival, Hachiman found three jet skis. After some consideration, he decided to retrieve two, in case other girls were interested in trying them out.

Attempting to lift one of the jet skis, he found it weighed around 400 kilograms, which wasn't too difficult for him at the moment; he could even lift one with just one hand.

However, to avoid alarming the girls, he opted for a more discreet approach and used a jet ski trailer to transport them.

One by one, Hachiman swiftly brought two jet skis to the seaside.

Observing the two jet skis, many girls were filled with curiosity. After all, most of them came from ordinary families and had only seen jet skis on TV.

"I'll go try it out myself first, and if everything's okay, then I'll take you all for a ride," Hachiman said as he straddled one of the jet skis and inserted the key to start it up.

With the roar of the engine, the jet ski's tail created a trail of white spray as it sped towards the open sea with Hachiman aboard.

Although Hachiman didn't have a dad who taught him everything in Hawaii,

But with the max level in the [Learning] module, he quickly grasped anything he tried his hand at. In just a few minutes, he mastered the art of jet ski driving.

Actually, it's because driving a jet ski is relatively simple that Hachiman was able to master it in such a short time.

As he sped across the sea on the jet ski, the cool sea breeze brushed against his cheeks, relieving the summer heat and causing him to squint slightly.

After circling around on the sea for a while, Hachiman returned to the shore on the jet ski.

"Alright, I've got the hang of driving the jet ski. Who wants to go for a ride first?"

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