Chapter 58: Butt Hurt

Xu Feng seized the opportunity to maintain the playful atmosphere and address the morning's hot topic. It was like hitting two birds with one stone – acknowledging the elephant in the room while keeping things light.

"I've just lost my first time, and your family is already plotting my second man," he exclaimed dramatically, feigning a look of concern, like a damsel in distress. "Maybe this is a good thing; perhaps with the second man, it won't be so painful."

Xuan Yang furrowed his brow, clearly not expecting this turn in the conversation. "It's not my fault you're so tight," he replied with a smirk, playing along with the teasing.

Xu Feng couldn't resist pushing the boundaries a bit further. "It's not my fault you're so big AND a brute," he retorted, adding fuel to the playful teasing. "And you're good at kissing, but not good enough to make up for the pain in my…"